GD, do you ever have really unexplainably strange dreams?
I had one this morning.
I was laying on my couch in my dream (like I was in real life) and William Shatner was at my kitchen counter pouring himself some Cookie Crisps. He got mad at me because I was out of milk (Which I am, really.) And I told him to get over it and stop eating my ******** cookie Crisps.
Then I remember the phone ringing and me thinking, "Let it ring, Travis will get it." I work with a guy named Travis. But he wasn't in the dream.
It turned out that the phone was really ringing and it was my mom. She asked me why it took so long for me to answer and I was like "...Because I thought Travis would get it...."
This basically comes down to: Was William Shatner really eating my Cookie Crisps???