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Amaloli

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Post: 10041859_16 created on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:33:19 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:33:19 +0000

No, you're not a freak.

But why "Jesus Biscuits?"

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Post: 10041859_17 created on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:34:13 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:34:13 +0000

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I always say, "CHRISTMUFFINS!!!" when I'm mad.

does Christ really eat muffins? eek

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Post: 10041859_18 created on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:35:06 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:35:06 +0000

I'm Athiest...I don't think I belong in this thread. gonk

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Post: 10041859_19 created on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:36:51 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:36:51 +0000

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Sorith

My dad drives up next to people on bikes and yells at them, "ROAD RAGE!" then speeds off.

Crazy. He should challenge a bike to a race sometime. One of those little girl bikes. With training wheels.

lol thats one of the funnyies things ever

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Post: 10041859_20 created on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:37:30 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:37:30 +0000

hahahaahahahaaaaaa...jesus biscuits

greatest thing i've ever heard since "christ on a cracker"

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Post: 10041859_21 created on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:38:15 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:38:15 +0000

The only similiar story I can think of is that
the other day during youth group, we were
playing Sardines (reverse hide-and-seek)
and I was looking in the sanctuary for the
person hiding. Instead, I found that the
communion bread and wine was still left
out, so I ripped off half the loaf of bread
and ran around eating it whilst screaming,
"I'M EATING THE BODY OF CHRIST! I'M
EATING THE BODY OF CHRIST!"

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Post: 10041859_22 created on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:38:50 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:38:50 +0000

ockti_0

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I always say, "CHRISTMUFFINS!!!" when I'm mad.

does Christ really eat muffins? eek

Dunno...I'm talking about actual Christ-muffins, though...o_o...Like...Blueberry Jesus or something... confused

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Post: 10041859_23 created on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:39:19 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:39:19 +0000

I need salvation! Gimme some o' dem Jesus Biscuts!!!

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Post: 10041859_24 created on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:40:32 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:40:32 +0000

[Call Me Killer]

Apple-Cinnamon Pie

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I always say, "CHRISTMUFFINS!!!" when I'm mad. biggrin

Jesus buiscuits and Christ Muffins. We'd make the awsome-est superhero team.

Along with the Holy Burrito. domokun

Oh yes. I forgot about that guy. Can't forget him.

Victorian-Age Lolita: Becuase I'm a freak. That's why.

Sorith: Jez-its. Good one. And of course you belong here. We're all freaks anyways.

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Post: 10041859_25 created on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:41:26 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:41:26 +0000

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I would have died laughing if I was there. ;D

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Post: 10041859_26 created on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:42:44 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:42:44 +0000

MaddyMouse

I need salvation! Gimme some o' dem Jesus Biscuts!!!

No! My jesus biscuits!

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Post: 10041859_27 created on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:43:29 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:43:29 +0000

Baku The Fallen

You totally stole that from me...

Great minds think alike?

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Post: 10041859_28 created on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:44:14 +0000
Posted: Fri, 16 Sep 2005 01:44:14 +0000

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Once my Mom missed her turn for the hotel we were going to, so we were headed for the ocean. She said "I don't think we can drive on the water," and I answered "Yeah, this isn't a Jesus car!"

My cousin laughed for five minutes straight, haha.

We told her brother and he said "Naw, it's a Christmobile! surprised "

Like a pope-mobile, except not retarded. It's a miracle!