Fake Chinese food

[Nero`Angelo]

I call it fake chinese food because real chinese food isn't greasy, sodium loaded and sugary.

As much as I enjoy it at times it really does punch me in the gut. I don't eat it often thankfully. Only McDonalds and Chinese food gives me a stomach ache. My body knows when i'm ingesting horribly non-nutritious food.

[i hate you too mom]

most of the chinese food here in seattle isnt very good

[gull]

the chinese place in my hometown

is seriously the best ive ever ******** had

i cant even eat anywhere else now

2 good 2 furious

[h0es h0es]

i found a hair in my eggroll

[Nero`Angelo]

GAlAONLlNES

most of the chinese food here in seattle isnt very good

It really isn't. Panda express is barely edible. The stuff I got tonight was extremely bland and was supposed to be "spicy" didn't even notice it.

[gull]

im mad about this thread because im hungry and now all i can think about is the dankest chinese food in america evil

[Nero`Angelo]

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i found a hair in my eggroll

I find people who freak out about hair amusing. I mean a single hair doesn't bug me. If it was a clump of hair I might have an issue.

[BTKookies]

Honestly... all Chinese food is fake Chinese food.

[little_boy_luke]

I eated Panda yesterday. 3nodding

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Nero`Angelo

h0es h0es

i found a hair in my eggroll

I find people who freak out about hair amusing. I mean a single hair doesn't bug me. If it was a clump of hair I might have an issue.

it was like a long thick strand all coiled up in there it was pretty gross ok emotion_puke
n in that same place there was an eyelash in the soup

[magnum -sized]

Real Chinese food is amazing.
My babysitter was from China.
You haven't lived until you've had real dumplings.

[Das Rabble Rouser]

The Chinese food around here is pretty good.

[Das Rabble Rouser]

little_boy_luke

I eated Panda yesterday. 3nodding

But pandas are endangered. You should eat some orange chicken or something else that isn't near extinction.

[xiatara]

Real chinese food is greasy. Lol.

Most of the food is stir-fried or ladled with oil.

[Nero`Angelo]

BTKookies

Honestly... all Chinese food is fake Chinese food.

That's why I call it fake chinese food. REAL chinese food is ******** amazing. I don't even like soup and all chinese soup is awesome and healthy as ********.