Do you have a house? Yes? Go live in it!

Cheese

BOOGER!	24.6%	[ 15 ]
Holes!	8.2%	[ 5 ]
Yellow!	19.7%	[ 12 ]
Spots!	6.6%	[ 4 ]
Okie dokie then...>_>	41.0%	[ 25 ]
Total Votes:			[ 61 ]

[Spectral Illusion]

crazynessgirl

lock the doors and windows

Don't forget to get the guns.

[The Silent Puppet]

Grr.Bark.Woof.GoodDog

The Silent Puppet

Grr.Bark.Woof.GoodDog

Dude, Kick that kid in the mouth. Knock out all his teeth, then bury him in your back yard.. Alive.

Seriously though, that kid would drive me crazy. I'd kill him.

So what you should do, is next time he's over and he's pissing you off for whatever reason, just walk out of your room with a rope and start tying a knot, making it look like a noose. Look up at this kid and be like "Okay, you've crossed the line." and start hanging the noose up. He'd run like a little girl on crack next to Michael Jackson..

xd How about if I just box him up and mail him to you?

Hehe, that would be the most miserable kid on the face of the planet.
I'd fix him and send him back, he'd look at you and be like "I'm sorry." then he'd cry.
I'd then send you a box with his left hand and a sticky note that says "Mission Accomplished."
And that kid would worship you as a god from then on. He'd hate me of course, but like I care?

xd Awsome so when do you want him and are you paying shipping and handling?

[Hutarin1134]

I'd set traps for the kid. Like creepy traps. With headless stuff. And blood. Or I could cut the kid and rub salt in his cut. I could think of some meny ideas.

[Samplicity]

I hate little kids.