Dear a*****e Policeman,

[Christian le Troy]

I just wanted to thank you for that ticket you just gave me.
You know, the one for going nine over when there was no traffic on a four-lane.
Because traveling at a speed of 39mph is a far too dangerous violation for any citizen to have been doing, anytime.
Yes, I would absolutely love to appear in the County Clerk's office within 30 days to pay my $115 fine.
I will never commit such a life-altering atrocity, ever again.


DISCUSS:

a*****e police.
Getting out of class an hour early.
Your experiences with the cops.
How I should have said all of the above to said f*****t motorcycle cop.

[Susue]

I have the worst traffic violation luck with the police, Every ticket I've ever gotten has been a multiple.
But I'm lucky where it counts, so I'll ******** take it.
I hate the police.

[Flerpy nurm nurm]

Shouldn't have gone over the limit.

[Moon Gloom]

The police got me for curfew.
I have court a week before Christmas.

[Jessica Entranced]

Traffic cops are extortionists.

The drug war is a war on personal freedom.

Corrupt cops should be publicly executed.

[AsenaDreamer]

I've never gotten a ticket.
Er, knock on wood.

[Christian le Troy]

Susue

I have the worst traffic violation luck with the police, Every ticket I've ever gotten has been a multiple.
But I'm lucky where it counts, so I'll ******** take it.
I hate the police.

I'm pretty sure I can trump you.
How about getting arrested for 40 over and hitting a cop in doing so.
Need I mention that the cop was not in a squad car, but standing in the dark, unlighted road?
So there's all that, but the cherry on top was the ticket for faulty equipment that was tacked on for the taillight that went out while I was in the backseat of the police car.

[Susue]

Christian le Troy

Susue

I have the worst traffic violation luck with the police, Every ticket I've ever gotten has been a multiple.
But I'm lucky where it counts, so I'll ******** take it.
I hate the police.

I'm pretty sure I can trump you.
How about getting arrested for 40 over and hitting a cop in doing so.
Need I mention that the cop was not in a squad car, but standing in the dark, unlighted road?
So there's all that, but the cherry on top was the ticket for faulty equipment that was tacked on for the taillight that went out while I was in the backseat of the police car.

LOL Yeah, no, I'm not that bad a driver.
I just get caught up for lacking insurance a lot lot.
I've been pulled over with a beer between my legs and let go.
I have better getting out of trouble then in trouble stories with the police.

[Christian le Troy]

Susue

Christian le Troy

Susue

I have the worst traffic violation luck with the police, Every ticket I've ever gotten has been a multiple.
But I'm lucky where it counts, so I'll ******** take it.
I hate the police.

I'm pretty sure I can trump you.
How about getting arrested for 40 over and hitting a cop in doing so.
Need I mention that the cop was not in a squad car, but standing in the dark, unlighted road?
So there's all that, but the cherry on top was the ticket for faulty equipment that was tacked on for the taillight that went out while I was in the backseat of the police car.

LOL Yeah, no, I'm not that bad a driver.
I just get caught up for lacking insurance a lot lot.
I've been pulled over with a beer between my legs and let go.
I have better getting out of trouble then in trouble stories with the police.

I'm always in some kind of trouble with police.
But they don't play here I guess.
Plus I am a terrible driver and I'm forever drunk in public if it explains anything.

[Susue]

Christian le Troy

Susue

Christian le Troy

Susue

I have the worst traffic violation luck with the police, Every ticket I've ever gotten has been a multiple.
But I'm lucky where it counts, so I'll ******** take it.
I hate the police.

I'm pretty sure I can trump you.
How about getting arrested for 40 over and hitting a cop in doing so.
Need I mention that the cop was not in a squad car, but standing in the dark, unlighted road?
So there's all that, but the cherry on top was the ticket for faulty equipment that was tacked on for the taillight that went out while I was in the backseat of the police car.

LOL Yeah, no, I'm not that bad a driver.
I just get caught up for lacking insurance a lot lot.
I've been pulled over with a beer between my legs and let go.
I have better getting out of trouble then in trouble stories with the police.

I'm always in some kind of trouble with police.
But they don't play here I guess.
Plus I am a terrible driver and I'm forever drunk in public if it explains anything.

I used to drink and drive a lot, but I was always crazy careful.
I have a bad habit of getting pulled over like right after I smoke.
I've had to hide baggies in my privates more times than I can count. neutral

[epa the pixie]

one time a friend and I where walking across a quight street late at night than a cop car comes screaching around the corner at around 40 miles an houer. way the ******** over the speed limit. so any way the cop car all most runs us over so we run out of the street so we dont get hit then the cop pulls over and questions us about why we where runing. LIKE WTF SO YOU DONT RUN US OVER DUMB a**.


sorry bout the spelling Im dislexic. XP

[keepn_it_mexy]

dude! you cant go that fast! you might open a dimensional rift! D:

[Christian le Troy]

keepn_it_mexy

dude! you cant go that fast! you might open a dimensional rift! D:

Lawlz bawlz.

[Sotajumala]

Dear butthurt Teenager,

STFU cry moar lern2drive

Sincerely,
a*****e Policeman