being old sucks so much

[groodwitch]

i know my particular family is susceptible to colon cancer so carrying around a bag of your poop or even a poopy bag seems really unappealing to me
my family is also susceptible to breast cancer and invasive surgery on my non existent boobs just seems cruel @ this point
i'd rather get old and die than have a poop bag and no nipples tbh

[George Arbuckle]

plz hit assault children with the poop bag
plz

[swiw]

You're not old. Stop.

[groodwitch]

swiw

You're not old. Stop.

???????ik why are ppl ok with being old tho?????????

[Sir Gjom]

Aren't you my age..?

[swiw]

groodwitch

swiw

You're not old. Stop.

???????ik why are ppl ok with being old tho?????????

Dunno.
I always pictured myself as being the sexy old Spaniard man I was meant to be.
I'll be sitting at a bar like the dude in the Dos Equis commercial talking about stories of my life with young women.

[groodwitch]

swiw

groodwitch

swiw

You're not old. Stop.

???????ik why are ppl ok with being old tho?????????

Dunno.
I always pictured myself as being the sexy old Spaniard man I was meant to be.
I'll be sitting at a bar like the dude in the Dos Equis commercial talking about stories of my life with young women.

i picture being old like acquiring all of these health problems that cause me to lose my bodily autonomy and that ******** sucks

[xproblem-childx666]

i cant wait to be old tbh

[groodwitch]

Sir Gjom

Aren't you my age..?

i'm talking about cancer and pooping in diapers attached to an artificially formed hole in your stomach-old ok

[Sir Gjom]

groodwitch

Sir Gjom

Aren't you my age..?

i'm talking about cancer and pooping in diapers attached to an artificially formed hole in your stomach-old ok

Ew.

[swiw]

groodwitch

swiw

groodwitch

swiw

You're not old. Stop.

???????ik why are ppl ok with being old tho?????????

Dunno.
I always pictured myself as being the sexy old Spaniard man I was meant to be.
I'll be sitting at a bar like the dude in the Dos Equis commercial talking about stories of my life with young women.

i picture being old like acquiring all of these health problems that cause me to lose my bodily autonomy and that ******** sucks

It's okay. I'll take care of ya.

[groodwitch]

swiw

groodwitch

swiw

groodwitch

swiw

You're not old. Stop.

???????ik why are ppl ok with being old tho?????????

Dunno.
I always pictured myself as being the sexy old Spaniard man I was meant to be.
I'll be sitting at a bar like the dude in the Dos Equis commercial talking about stories of my life with young women.

i picture being old like acquiring all of these health problems that cause me to lose my bodily autonomy and that ******** sucks

It's okay. I'll take care of ya.

you're ok with giving me a sponge bath while my stoma leaks onto the floor

[swiw]

groodwitch

swiw

groodwitch

swiw

groodwitch

swiw

You're not old. Stop.

???????ik why are ppl ok with being old tho?????????

Dunno.
I always pictured myself as being the sexy old Spaniard man I was meant to be.
I'll be sitting at a bar like the dude in the Dos Equis commercial talking about stories of my life with young women.

i picture being old like acquiring all of these health problems that cause me to lose my bodily autonomy and that ******** sucks

It's okay. I'll take care of ya.

you're ok with giving me a sponge bath while my stoma leaks onto the floor

I don't have a weak stomach. I'll be fine.
I'll treat you well, love!

[Liten Rosa Pille]

mine is suceptible to ovarian cancer

so i'm gonna make four kids

and then remove them

BYE OVARIES THANKS FOR EVERYTHING

[groodwitch]

swiw

groodwitch

swiw

groodwitch

swiw

Dunno.
I always pictured myself as being the sexy old Spaniard man I was meant to be.
I'll be sitting at a bar like the dude in the Dos Equis commercial talking about stories of my life with young women.

i picture being old like acquiring all of these health problems that cause me to lose my bodily autonomy and that ******** sucks

It's okay. I'll take care of ya.

you're ok with giving me a sponge bath while my stoma leaks onto the floor

I don't have a weak stomach. I'll be fine.
I'll treat you well, love!

i'm not ok with this situation it seems like it will smell like an outhouse