Omnipresent Entrepreneur

10,700 Points
  • Elocutionist 200
  • Perfect Attendance 400
  • Invisibility 100
Now I like this scarf even more... whee

~When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
~Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
~Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
~Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
~The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.