I'm a submissive. Really. I used to find this stuff funny, and now, I don't understand much of it anymore. I have included my answers, as though someone had made the comment to my Dominant and can provide my thoughts in counterpoint.
A lot of women are not going to like how I am or how I respond to these, but I am who I am. Perhaps most will find my answers disgusting. My lifestyle is not for everyone, so my answers represent only me, but they are not made up, and I am not pathetic. The surrender to my Dominant makes me stronger, though I know this is not going to be understood by many, if any.
1. Don't tell us when you think other girls are hot.
Sir, If you find other women hot and still prefer my service, I am happy that you put me above them.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Sir, you do not waste words, and if you have something to say to me, your workds are more important to me than the play of lights on a cathode-ray tube.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
Sir, this one doesn't even make sense to me. You know exactly what I like and I am happy to dress as you like. You would never ask me to embarass myself in public.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
Sir, it is the 'now' that is important. I can keep the memory of our history for us and will quietly celebrate each anniversary whether you do or not.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
And I know you enjoy the feel of my body against you, Sir.
6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.
Have to? Have to??!!
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
Sir, I know you will call me when I am wanted.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
A submissive is free to leave at any time, no need to play games.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
Sir, I am your precious property, freely given, and have no desire to serve another unless you direct me to.
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
Yes, it does, Sir.
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
Sir, you return my favors in your own way, and you sub is never left wanting unless it is good for her to be left so. (and yes, shaved is wonderful!!!)
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
Knowing how you will use me is my pleasure. The rest is for your pleasure, Sir.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
*gulp* Sir, you are never expected to wait.
14. Eye contact is key.
When it is your pleasure to allow it, Sir.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
My Sir is always ready, and I am always prepared to his specifications.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
I know you will never laugh during a scene, not that I would make a joke. I know my nervousness brings a smile to your lips. You have said that when we are apart that you miss my playfulness. I am content, Sir.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
My Dom has never lied to me.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
This one doesn't even make sense. However, as my Dom's precious property, he would always protect me.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
My orgasm belongs to you, Sir, and I am allowed them only with your permission. You will always know.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
Sir, I would never give you cause to "start" with me.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
Sir, you know exactly how I want to be treated.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
My Dom has always instructed me with gentleness and patience.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
What I wear is for your pleasure, Sir.
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
My Dom is very patient with me at that time.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
I am honored when my Dom opens a door for me, in more ways than one.
26. We love surprises!
My Dom provides all the surprises I can handle.
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
Gentle or rough, I crave your touch, Sir.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
Sir, you pay exquisite attention to every aspect of my position at your feet or the tightness of my bonds.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
And who is allowed to wear underthings anyway?
30. Clean your room before we come over.
My Dom always has the room prepared as he likes it.
31. Always bursh your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
Duh
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
Teeth???? Oh, Sir, never on you, anytime you want on me.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
Sir, I am the only one who causes hurt by my disobedience. Your commands are light and easy to bear, my punishments are just.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
My Dom lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.
Sir, I will always make you hard.
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
No, 'Banana Split' means 'no'
37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.
I do not worry about what my Dom wears, it is not important.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
Sir, I love the pictures you take of me, and I am glad to know you enjoy them as well.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.
A Dom is strong and sensitive to his subs needs.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
My Dom has never mentioned his past relationships, future possibilities however....
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
I don't even know where to go with this one.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
Sir, you know how to satisfy me perfectly.
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
My Dom is proud of my submission, not so concerned with the shape of my body.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
All add up to me being in big trouble. My Dom would expect direct talk, not games, though after the scene, not during.
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
I did not give myself to my Dom for the dancing.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.
I have learned, however, not to hesitate or take too long, especially on purpose.
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
The slightest gift from my Dom means so much to me.
48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.
smile
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
My Dom never lies, and I don't dare.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
I have only good things to say about my Dom. Everything.
No, I am not a doormat. It took me a long time to find the Dom I could trust. He tests my limits and makes me stronger. I am not into pain, just control.
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