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In the city that never sleeps, there's always something to do. Someone to see,

friends to spend time with. Our story starts with eight friends, five apartments,

the city of Manhattan... OH! and a lot of booze. There have been good times,

and there have been some really ******** bad ones. But they've all stuck together

over the years and it's something they plan on doing for a long time. There's a

dynamic between these misfits that works, and makes them somewhat more

close than others. But they're also dysfunctional and wacky and sometimes

downright confusing.But that's how friends are. There's a lot of diversity in this

group,from a girl who's creative stories get everyone confused to a man who you'd

swear was gay but isn't. These guys are fun, and witty, and sometimes insanely

gross. But that's friends for you. And they wouldn't have their lives any other way

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ALRIGHT KIDDIES SETTLE DOWN
so we're all adults here right? we know what we're supposed to be doing and what we aren't. therefore there are no exceptions to the whole ToS' and auto hitting and godmodding here. you want to be an a*****e? then you can pick your s**t up and leave. i don't want any people causing issues in my role-play. i promise you i will find out you're being a stingy little p***k and kick you out faster than you can say tutie fruity.

that being said, if there is an issue that must really be talked through, do it via pm's. we can smell your s**t, we don't really need to see it too. i HAVE TO STRESS that as big sean says "drama makes for the best content" but only really in the ic. if my role-players are having issues, i don't want to see a trace of it in my thread. understood? good.

POSTING;

so for posting it's pretty simple.
i don't want anything less than five meaty paragraphs. don't make them little wimpy pieces of shite. they should be full of detail and interesting stuff. no, don't put fluff in. but if your character is being introspective, sweet deal! if they're staring at a blade of grass trying to fit it into the eye of a needle, cut it out. your posts should have BARE MINIMUM your character's name and a large-ish graphic or a gif. if you have issues making a layout, ask me. i'm pretty good at making simple temps. no blinding colors, or small a** font. if you don't want me to read it, by all means do those things. but if you want me to take you seriously as a role-player, take your posting seriously. posting needs to be done at LEAST once a week. if you can't keep up with that simple request lemme know. it may be an outside issue i can work with. i'm a b***h, but i'm not heartless. i understand that people have lives and things to deal with besides writing s**t.

another thing that bothers me is when people can't seem to understand that a thread may or may not be up to your speed. do NOT join if your layouts, posting, writing or grammar is up to par. we all make mistakes, but if yours sound like you're writing in gibberish, count me out. i'm not going to decode all of your posts. it's just not going to happen.


CHARACTERS;

AH YES. this bit. see, your characters are going to be loosely based on the ones from friends. so there are definitely going to be set stereotypes for a role you choose. if your character is a long shot from phoebe, i'm going to ask you to change it. or just not accept it. you will not be allowed to play more than one character, so as to open the diversity of the role-play. that point is non-negotiable. i'm allowed to have two, and so is my moderator, who i will select. other than that, sorry. no dice.

now to caveat that, i may add more as time goes by. perhaps an NPC i really liked, or someone i found to be interesting as crap in one of your posts. other than that, nah.

your characters need to either stay the same as when you wrote them, or you need to edit that s**t when you see they're taking another route. i don't want to see the flippant oc's like every other thread. that's not going to happen here.

as for face claims, i'd really like them to be famous enough that i know who they are. this is the only time i'm going to encourage someone like christina aguilara or jensen ackles. but please, no one from the show. to add to this, their ages should match their appearance, and since this is a twenty to late twenties role-play, i'd prefer someone who looks around there. no babies from disney or abc.


JOINING;

so you want in? sweet!
there's going to be a simple application / reserve / profile line you need to go through.

if you click the apps link you'll be led to the page where everything is listed and coded for you.
posting the applications there would be asinine. i want you to message it to me. the title is going to be vanilla jumpsuits and the reserves can be posted in the ooc. your profile link will be posted in the apps thread. i know its a lot to remember, but it's only so everything is easy to find. you will also be required to write me up a relationships page, the template will be provided so don't worry.

i reserve every right to deny or accept you or the face claim / character. i'm going to be picky with everything from your samples to your character's flaws.

you also have three days from your profile being accepted to post. three days from the reserve accepted to give me your profile. no exceptions unless an issue presents itself and you let me know.


THE JUNK NO ONE READS BUT SHOULD;


OOC POSTING AND PLOTTING IS MANDATORY.
we will also be plotting in Skype if that's a better option for some.
i want you to be interacting. no lazy larries or sluggish sues. PLOTTING IS CRUCIAL TO ANY RP.

if you're going to be leaving for any time, let me know. i'll notify everyone and make sure your character's not removed. but if you drop off my radar in every way, i won't be able to promise your spot will be there when you come back. the time sensitive holding is only for a week. if you're not even active between then ( and that means ooc or skype ) i will be giving your spot up.

anything else added will be in a larger size and in RED

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THE GALS
0/4


the princess [reserved]

the chef [reserved]

the blogger [reserved]




THE GUYS
2/4



the comedian



the musician

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