✈┋ᴀɪʀᴘʟᴀɴᴇs [uc]

are you interested?! (merry christmas, btw!)

yasss! (merry christmas!)	63.6%	[ 7 ]
NO! (merry christmas!)	0.0%	[ 0 ]
gold, please (merry christmas!)	9.1%	[ 1 ]
MERRY ******** CHRISTMAS THOUGH	27.3%	[ 3 ]
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✈┋ sᴛᴏʀʏ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ʙʏ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ɪᴍᴀɢᴇʀʏ

✈┋ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏɴɢ 'ᴀɪʀᴘʟᴀɴᴇs'

✈┋ 6OO ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴍɪɴɪᴍᴜᴍ (sᴀᴍᴘʟᴇs ʀᴇǫᴜɪʀᴇᴅ)

✈┋ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴsᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ

✈┋ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ʀᴇsᴇʀᴠᴇs

✈┋ 5 ᴍᴀʟᴇ sʟᴏᴛs ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ, 5 ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ sʟᴏᴛs ᴀᴠᴀɪʟᴀʙʟᴇ

✈┋ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴏᴄ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ

✈┋ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴘᴘʟɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ

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ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴀʟᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ 'ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪsʜ ᴏɴ ᴀ sʜᴏᴏᴛɪɴɢ sᴛᴀʀ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡɪsʜ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ' ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ

ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪᴛʏ ᴏғ ᴅᴇɴᴠᴇʀ, ᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴀᴅᴏ, sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ɪs ᴡʜᴇɴ

ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀsʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ᴏʀ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴇᴀᴅ sᴏ ғᴀʀ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄɪᴛʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ

ᴍᴏᴜɴᴛᴀɪɴs, ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇsᴇʀᴛ, ᴏʀ ᴀ ғᴏʀᴇsᴛ ᴏғ sᴏᴍᴇ sᴏʀᴛ. sᴏ, ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴡɪsʜɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀ sᴛᴀʀ, ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛʀʏ

ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪsʜ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴛᴡɪɴᴋʟɪɴɢ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɪʀᴘʟᴀɴᴇs ᴏᴠᴇʀʜᴇᴀᴅ ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ. sɪɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇɴᴠᴇʀ

ᴀɪʀᴘᴏʀᴛ ɪs ᴄᴏɴsᴛᴀɴᴛʟʏ ʟᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ ғʟɪɢʜᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ. ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡs, ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ... ᴊᴜsᴛ

ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ... ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡɪsʜ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ.

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█┋ Lɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴄʏ


ᴡʜɪʟᴇ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ʟᴀᴢʏ-ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ, ɪ ᴀᴍ sᴛɪʟʟ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴇғғᴏʀᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ

ᴘᴏsᴛs ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴʏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴡʜᴏ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴇʀᴇғᴏʀᴇ, ɪ ᴀᴍ sᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ

ᴀ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴍɪɴɪᴍᴜᴍ ᴏғ 6OO ᴡᴏʀᴅs, sᴏ ᴡᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʀᴏᴛᴇ. ᴀʟsᴏ, ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ

ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ɢʀᴀᴍᴍᴀʀ. ɴᴏᴡ, ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴏsᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ʙᴇɪɴɢ sᴀɪᴅ ɪ ᴅᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀs ʜᴜᴍᴀɴ ᴀs ɪ

ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍɪsᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴏᴄᴄᴀsɪᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴏ sʟɪᴘ ɪɴ ᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀs ʙʟᴏᴄᴋ. ɪ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ

ᴛʜᴇʀᴇғᴏʀᴇ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴊᴜᴍᴘ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʜʀᴏᴀᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴜɴʟᴇss ɪᴛ's sᴜᴄʜ ɪᴍᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀ ɢʀᴀᴍᴍᴀʀ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇ-

ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʀᴏᴛᴇ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴏʀ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡʀᴏᴛᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴀ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴘᴀʀᴀɢʀᴀᴘʜ ɪɴ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsᴇ ᴛᴏ

sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ.

█┋ Pʀᴇsᴇɴᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ


ʏᴜᴘᴘ, ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴀ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ᴘᴏsᴛ. ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴀ ɢʀᴀᴘʜɪᴄ? ɴᴏ! ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ

ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɢɪғs? ɴᴏ! ɪ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ

ᴄᴏʟᴏʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍʏ ᴇʏᴇs ʙʟᴇᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴇxᴛ ᴏғ sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ. ᴀʟsᴏ, ɴᴏ ғᴏɴᴛ sɪᴢᴇ ʙɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ 11

ᴏʀ sᴍᴀʟʟᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ 9. ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ɴᴇᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛɪᴅʏ sᴏ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪɴ ᴍɪɴᴅ~ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ

ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀs ᴡᴇʟʟ ғᴏʀ ғʀᴇᴇ. ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴘʜᴏᴛᴏsʜᴏᴘ, ᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ǫᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ sᴏʀᴛᴀ ᴡᴏʀᴋ,

ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴏғ ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ғᴀɪʀ ǫᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ʟʟ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ!

█┋ Fʀᴇǫᴜᴇɴᴄʏ


ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴏsᴛ ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴀ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ, ᴜɴʟᴇss ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴄᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴇᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ

ʀᴇǫᴜɪʀᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴀʀᴛɪᴄᴜʟᴀʀ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ. ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sɪᴛ

ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀɪᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴsᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ɪ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ʙᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴏʀ

ғʀᴜsᴛʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅɪᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴍʏ ɢɪʀʟ/ɢᴜʏ ᴡᴀs ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴄᴀᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ. sᴏ, ɪ

ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴜsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴀɴᴅ sᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴜs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴏᴄ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪssᴜᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀʏ

ʀᴇsᴛʀɪᴄᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ᴘᴏsᴛ, ʟᴇᴛ's ᴡᴏʀᴋ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴏᴜᴛ. ᴀʟsᴏ, ᴛʀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜʀʏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ɪɴ ᴘᴏsᴛs. ɪ

ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴇᴀɢᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ

ᴜᴘsᴇᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴀ ᴅᴀʏ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴘᴀɢᴇ ᴏғ ᴘᴏsᴛs.

█┋ Jᴏɪɴɪɴɢ


sᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇss ɪs ᴡɪᴄᴋᴇᴅʟʏ sɪᴍᴘʟᴇ! ᴀʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ɪs ɢᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴘᴘʟɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ, ғɪʟʟ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ

ғᴏʀᴍ ᴘʀᴏᴠɪᴅᴇᴅ (ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪs sᴜᴘᴇʀ sɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇɴɪᴇɴᴄᴇ) ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴏsᴛ ɪᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ

ʀᴇᴠɪᴇᴡ. ɪ'ʟʟ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪғ ɪ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛ ᴏʀ ʀᴇᴊᴇᴄᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴘᴘʟɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛᴇᴅ, ɪ

ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ᴘᴜᴛ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴛᴇsᴛ ғᴏʀᴜᴍ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ sᴘᴇᴄɪғɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ sᴇɴᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ

ʟɪɴᴋ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴘᴏsᴛ ɪᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɴᴋ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ!

█┋ Rᴇ-Cᴏᴠᴇʀ


ʟᴇᴛ's ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ɪɴ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ʙᴀsɪᴄ TᴏS ᴏғ ɢᴀɪᴀ ᴏɴʟɪɴᴇ. ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴘɢ-16, ɴᴏ ᴇxᴄᴇssɪᴠᴇ

ɢᴏʀᴇ ᴏʀ sᴄᴇɴᴇs ᴏғ ᴀ sᴇxᴜᴀʟ ɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ. ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴛʀᴏʟ ʏᴏᴜ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄᴇɴᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɪɴ

ᴍʏ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ғᴀᴅᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ sʜɪʀᴛs ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғғ, ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ.

sᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ᴘʜᴀsᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴʏ, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ɪᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴇxᴄᴇssɪᴠᴇʟʏ sᴏ ᴅᴏ

ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʜᴏᴡ ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅʀᴏᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ sᴜᴄʜ. ʀᴇsᴘᴇᴄᴛ ɪs ᴀ ʜᴜɢᴇ ᴍᴜsᴛ, ʙᴇ ᴋɪɴᴅ

ᴛᴏ ᴏᴜʀ ғᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀs ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛɪɴᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴏsᴛ ғʀᴇǫᴜᴇɴᴛʟʏ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴏᴄ sᴏ ᴡᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ

ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴜs ᴀɴᴅ ᴇxᴄɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴜs. ᴄ:

█┋ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇʟsᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ sʜᴀʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴇᴅ ʀᴇᴅ