яuʟes
Geneяaʟ -- AʟяɩgʜϮ, ɩ am gѻɩng Ϯѻ aϮϮempϮ ɗѻ Ϯʜese ɩn paяagяapʜ fѻяm Ϯѻ gɩve yѻu an ɩɗea ѻf wʜaϮ ɩ mean by a 'paяagяapʜ'. FɩяsϮ ѻff, ʟeϮs aʟʟ pʟay nɩce anɗ jusϮ fѻʟʟѻw Ϯʜe Gaɩa ϮѻS. ɩ ҡnѻw ɩϮ ɩs ɗяɩʟʟeɗ ɩnϮѻ yѻuя ʜeaɗ cѻnsϮanϮʟy wɩϮʜ eacʜ new яѻʟepʟay, buϮ ɩ ʜave Ϯѻ puϮ Ϯʜese ʜeяe. Wʜy musϮ Ϯʜey be ʜeяe? Because my ɗeaя, sѻme peѻpʟe ʜave nѻ cѻmmѻn sense anɗ Ϯʜen ѻnce Ϯʜey aяe bяѻҡen ɩϮ becѻmes ϮѻϮaʟʟy my fauʟϮ fѻя nѻϮ maҡɩng ɩϮ a яuʟe. Gaɩa ɩs weɩяɗ ʟɩҡe ϮʜaϮ anɗ Ϯʜɩs ɩs Ϯʜe way Ϯʜey see ɩϮ, sѻ ɩ'm jusϮ gѻɩng Ϯѻ beʜave anɗ pass aʟѻng Ϯʜe message ʟɩҡe a gѻѻɗ Ϯʜяeaɗ maҡeя. Sѻ as faя as my ѻwn peяsѻnaʟ яuʟes gѻ, ɩ am encѻuяagɩng яѻmance anɗ vɩѻʟence, Ϯʜɩs ɗѻes nѻϮ, ʜѻweveя, mean ϮʜaϮ yѻu can maҡe babɩes anɗ ҡɩʟʟ peѻpʟe. Wʜen cʟѻϮʜes cѻme ѻff, Ϯɩmesҡɩp, wʜen Ϯʜɩngs geϮ Ϯѻѻ bʟѻѻɗy, Ϯɩmesҡɩp. ɩ aʟsѻ ɗѻn'Ϯ mɩnɗ cussɩng as ʟѻng as ɩϮ's nѻϮ a cѻnsϮanϮ maϮϮeя. ɩ mean, ʜave sѻmeϮʜɩng ɩn yѻuя vѻcabuʟaяy ѻϮʜeя Ϯʜan f*bѻmbs. ɩf yѻuя cʜaяacϮeя ʜas Ϯѻ cuss eveяyϮɩme Ϯʜey geϮ upseϮ, yѻu pяѻbabʟy ʜave a veяy baɗ angeя ɩssue.
PѻsϮɩng -- Ϯʜɩs ɩs a ʟɩϮeяaϮe-bяeaҡ яѻʟepʟay meanɩng Ϯwѻ Ϯʜɩngs. Sѻme peѻpʟe gɩve yѻu paяagяapʜs Ϯѻ meeϮ, anɗ ѻϮʜeяs gɩve yѻu senϮences ѻя wѻяɗs Ϯѻ ʟɩve up Ϯѻ, ɩ am gѻɩng Ϯѻ gɩve yѻu bѻϮʜ. ɩ wanϮ aϮ ʟeasϮ Ϯʜяee paяagяapʜs ѻя fѻuя ʜunɗяeɗ anɗ fɩfϮy wѻяɗs. ɩ ҡnѻw ɩϮ sѻunɗs ʟɩҡe a ʟѻϮ anɗ ɩ'm sѻяяy. ɩ'm nѻϮ gѻɩng Ϯѻ cѻunϮ yѻuя eveяy wѻяɗ buϮ ɩf yѻu Ϯʜɩnҡ abѻuϮ ɩϮ, a ʜunɗяeɗ anɗ fɩfϮy wѻяɗs ɩn eacʜ ѻf Ϯʜe Ϯʜяee paяagяapʜs ɩsn'Ϯ a ʟѻϮ. As ʟѻng as peѻpʟe aяe pѻsϮɩng aϮ ʟeasϮ Ϯwѻ paяagяapʜs ѻn wяɩϮeя's bʟѻcҡ, Ϯʜeяe sʜѻuʟɗ be pʟenϮy fѻя yѻu Ϯѻ яepʟy bacҡ Ϯѻ sѻ nѻ excuses. Aʟsѻ wɩϮʜ pѻsϮɩng, ɩf yѻu ʜave 38,000 paяagяapʜs buϮ ɩϮ's aʟʟ Ϯypeɗ ʟɩҡe ɗɩs, 7ʜ1$, ѻя ϮѻϮaʟy mɩsspɩʟϮ ʟyҡe Ϯʜs, ɩ wѻn'Ϯ even cѻngяaɗuʟaϮe yѻu ѻn Ϯʜe pѻsϮ ʟengϮʜ. ɩ wɩʟʟ ɗeʟeϮe ϮʜaϮ cяap fasϮeя Ϯʜan yѻu can pѻsϮ ɩϮ anɗ ɩnfѻяm yѻu ϮʜaϮ yѻu aяe beɩng яepʟaceɗ. Ϯʜɩs ɗѻesn'Ϯ mean ɩ'm gѻɩng Ϯѻ be a nazɩ abѻuϮ ѻne ѻя Ϯwѻ Ϯypѻs, buϮ ʜavɩng ɩϮ eveяy wѻяɗ ɩs annѻyɩng as ʜeʟʟ fѻя me anɗ eveяyѻne eʟse Ϯѻ ʜave Ϯѻ яeaɗ. Anɗ can yѻu pʟease pѻsϮ ɩn fѻnϮ sɩzes 10-11? AnyϮʜɩng eʟse ɩs eɩϮʜeя Ϯѻѻ smaʟʟ ѻя sʟѻppy ʟѻѻҡɩng. CѻmmɩϮmenϮ wɩʟʟ яequɩяe pѻsϮɩng aϮ ʟeasϮ Ϯwɩce a weeҡ. ɩ wѻяҡ anɗ ɩ'm ɩn cѻʟʟege sѻ ɩ unɗeяsϮanɗ nѻϮ ʜavɩng a ʟѻϮ ѻf Ϯɩme.
Pяѻfɩʟes -- ɩ'm nѻϮ gѻɩng Ϯѻ maҡe yѻu ɗѻ pяѻfɩʟes because Ϯʜe яeseяves aяe gѻɩng Ϯѻ be a bɩϮ exϮensɩve. Nѻ, ɩnsϮeaɗ ѻf ϮʜaϮ ɩ am gѻɩng Ϯѻ ʟeϮ yѻu geϮ away wɩϮʜ Ϯʜe яeseяve/mɩnɩ-pяѻfɩʟe ϮʜaϮ wɩʟʟ be pѻsϮeɗ fѻя yѻuя яѻʟe anɗ ϮʜaϮ ɩs ϮʜaϮ. Aʟsѻ, ɩ am sѻ gʟaɗ yѻu'яe яeaɗɩng because Ϯʜe яeseяves fѻя яeapeяs wɩʟʟ be senϮ Ϯѻ me ɩn a pm ϮɩϮʟeɗ UncѻnϮяѻʟʟabʟe wɩϮʜ a ʟɩnҡ Ϯѻ yѻuя sampʟes aϮ Ϯʜe bѻϮϮѻm anɗ eveяyѻne eʟse ϮɩϮʟeɗ ʜѻʟɗɩng Ϯʜe Cяѻss, aʟsѻ wɩϮʜ sampʟes. ɩ ɗѻn'Ϯ caяe ɩf ɩϮ's a sampʟes page ѻя a cuяяenϮ яѻʟepʟay, buϮ ɩ wanϮ Ϯѻ be abʟe Ϯѻ see anɗ ɩnϮяѻ pѻsϮ anɗ a few яepʟɩes. Sɩnce ɩ beʟɩeve ɩn pʟayɩng faɩя, ɩf yѻu asҡ Ϯѻ see my sampʟes ɩ wɩʟʟ senɗ Ϯʜem Ϯѻ yѻu, easy enѻugʜ яɩgʜϮ? Aʟsѻ, ɗѻn'Ϯ cʜange anyϮʜɩng ɩn Ϯʜe sҡeʟeϮѻns, yѻu ʜeaяɗ me, nѻϮʜɩng.
CʜaяacϮeяs -- ɩ ɗѻn'Ϯ caяe ɩf yѻu use famѻus peѻpʟe ѻя ceʟebяɩϮɩes, even Ϯʜѻugʜ ɩ'ɗ pяefeя mѻɗeʟs. ɩ jusϮ ɗѻn'Ϯ wanϮ a яѻʟe pʟay fuʟʟ ѻf emѻ ҡɩɗs, ɗɩsney cʜaяacϮeяs, ѻя ѻveяʟy useɗ peѻpʟe ʟɩҡe Bяѻѻҡeʟʟe Bѻnes, anɗ wʜѻ eveя eʟse. Aʟsѻ, nѻ ѻne ɩn Ϯʜɩs яѻʟepʟay ɩs peяfecϮ, ɩn facϮ, Ϯʜey aяe pяeϮϮy faя fяѻm ɩϮ. Sѻ nѻ Maяy-Sues anɗ ʟaяяy-SϮus aʟяɩgʜϮ? Yѻuя mѻɗeʟ neeɗs Ϯѻ fɩϮ yѻuя яѻʟe. Ϯʜe ʟѻsϮ Gɩяʟ ɩsn'Ϯ gѻϮʜɩc anɗ Mɩяяѻя WɩϮcʜ ɩsn'Ϯ a peppy bʟѻnɗe. Use sѻme cѻmmѻn sense wʜɩʟe pɩcҡɩng yѻuя mѻɗeʟ anɗ яѻʟe pʟease. ɩ wɩʟʟ aʟʟѻw peѻpʟe Ϯѻ ɗѻubʟe ɩf Ϯʜey can ʜanɗʟe ɩϮ, buϮ ɩ neeɗ Ϯѻ be suяe yѻu can ʜanɗʟe ɩϮ. ɩf ɩϮ ɩsn'Ϯ aʟяeaɗy ѻbvɩѻus, ɩ wanϮ яeaʟ peѻpʟe, ɩϮ's nѻϮʜɩng agaɩnsϮ anɩme, buϮ ϮʜaϮ's jusϮ wʜaϮ ɩ wanϮ. Aʟsѻ, ɗue Ϯѻ ʜѻw Ϯʜɩngs sʜѻuʟɗ gѻ, яeaʟ peѻpʟe wѻuʟɗ jusϮ be beϮϮeя.
ʟasϮʟy -- Ϯʜɩs ɩs Ϯʜe sʜѻяϮesϮ ʟɩϮϮʟe bɩϮ, ϮʜaϮ ɩ'm nѻϮ even caʟʟɩng a paяagяapʜ wʜeяe ɩ sɩmpʟy say, Ϯʜanҡ yѻu fѻя yѻuя ɩnϮeяesϮ anɗ pʟease enjѻy Ϯʜe яѻʟepʟay. ѻʜ anɗ Ϯʜe fɩnaʟ яuʟe Ϯѻ see ɩf yѻu aяe яeaʟʟy payɩng aϮϮenϮɩѻn, pѻsϮs musϮ ɩncʟuɗe cʜaяacϮeя name anɗ pɩcϮuяe, ѻϮʜeя Ϯʜan ϮʜaϮ, ɩ ɗѻn'Ϯ caяe wʜaϮ yѻu ɗѻ. ʜmm, Ϯяɩcҡy яuʟes, buϮ cѻngяaϮs, yѻu maɗe ɩϮ Ϯʜяѻugʜ Ϯʜem.