Meareign
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- Posted: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 01:01:42 +0000
The look of undisguised distaste that came over Arya's face as she entered the room was more than clear to Jules. It was perfectly familiar to him; he had seen that nauseated, judgey glare on a hundred other faces before hers, and it didn't take a rocket scientist to extrapolate that Arya must have been an older Kim sister. Jules misplaced the reason for the look, though; he guessed that she was the most grossed out at the prospect of Jules hitting on Jayne, who was pretty clearly younger than him.
"Don't worry, Sunshine, Amelia might not be my girl, but I don't go for chicks who cake on their make-up to go to the gym. Cotton Candy over there is pretty safe." Since he sure as hell couldn't be bothered to learn their names ahead of time, Jules improvised. He named Arya ironically for her bitter face and A.J. for her shameless choice of opaque lipstick. At the last moment, he revised his thoughts, "Well, for now, anyway. Never say never." To the rest of the family, his taunting would probably just sound like more of his obvious usual hijinks that they had gotten used to years ago, but he hoped the older brunette would squirm.
Probably for the best, Amelia asked to escape the room with Jules. "Sure, if you're feelin' it," he answered through a mouthful of tasty, tasty eggs. (Jules really liked eggs any way they were prepared, indiscriminately.)
Boy, the people just kept piling in. How many kids are in that new family, anyway? It was typical for all five hatter kids, plus both parents and a friend or two, to all cram into the kitchen together in the mornings while they were growing up. Being surrounded by eight people in this room felt pretty normal. If the Kim family were equally as large, though, that might cause trouble. He counted: All five of them, plus the kid, plus me, plus Big Daddy Hatter, plus his new squeeze, plus this pregnant chick, plus five more kids from this new family. ******** hell I'll need a respirator.
"YAAAAS," he celebrated verbally once he managed to swallow his food, hailing the appearance of Alex, the real badass of the house. True, Jules had his own issues with the older boy - like, for example, as far as Jules could tell Alex was a middle-class white kid with education and resources and a home and a loving family yet he ran around like his life was hard or some s**t - but at the end of the day that didn't stop him from being a fan of the guy's swag. He hadn't been seen in a while, so hopefully Alex hadn't lost his flair, but for now Jules's hopes were up. "The prodigal son returns. Oh, damn, was that on purpose?" At last he registered the swollen fiancee's condition.
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