203 NOPE LANE | under construction

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WELCOME TO NOPE LANE.

NO, REALLY. WELCOME TO NOPE LANE, JUST A STREET IN A LITTLE TOWN CALLED LUCY IN THE HEART OF NOWHERE, WYOMING.

JUST KIDDING, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS NOWHERE, WYOMING.

IT'S JUST LUCY, WYOMING.

ANYWAY.

ON NOPE LANE, THERE ARE A LOT OF HOUSES WITH A LOT OF STORIES. BUT FOR NOW, LET'S FOCUS ON HOUSE 203, SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLOCK AS WELL AS IN BETWEEN HOUSES 202 AND 204.

IN HOUSE 203, THERE ARE FOUR ROOMMATES, AND THIS IS THEIR STORY.

color palette and picture credit to floral-palettes

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QUICK RULES, NOTHING FANCY.

1. THIS ROLEPLAY IS RATED PG-13. NO SEX, NO CRAZY SWEARING, NO GRAPHIC VIOLENCE. IF YOU WANT TO ROLEPLAY THAT, YOU MAY DO SO IN THE PRIVACY OF YOU AND WHOEVER IS INVOLVED.

2. IF YOU COULDN'T TELL, I WANT THIS TO BE A FUN ROLEPLAY.

3. PLEASE DON'T GET ALL CRAZY AND SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF. WE'RE JUST HERE TO PARTY. ON THE INTERNET.

4. I'M GONNA BE THAT PERSON AND ASK THAT YOU USE CELEBRITIES THAT AREN'T THAT OLD. LIKE, DON'T USE BRAD PITT OR ANGELINA JOLIE OR YOU KNOW PEOPLE OF THAT CALIBER. IS THAT AGEIST? I FEEL LIKE IT IS. I WANT YOUNG-ISH PEOPLE. YOU GET PROPS FOR USING MILEY CYRUS AND HER NEW HAIR.

4A. KIND OF NOT REALLY ABOUT MILEY. IT'S A TOSS-UP.

5. LOOKING AT YOU, PERSON WHO WANTS TO USE ROBERT DOWNEY, JR. DON'T DO IT. I'LL SAY NO AND I'LL FEEL WRETCHED.

6. I WANT THIS TO BE DRAMATIC AND ROMANTIC BUT, ALSO, FUNNY AND KIND OF WHATEVER. I DON'T MEAN OVER THE TOP. I JUST MEAN FUNNY. I DON'T KNOW. WE'LL TAKE IT IN A DIRECTION.

7. I'M NOT ADVANCED LITERATE OR ELITE OR WHATEVER THE HELL THE TERM IS NOW. I WRITE. I WANT YOU TO WRITE, TOO. I DON'T WANT YOU OR ANYONE TO FEEL PRESSURE THAT YOU HAVE TO CHURN OUT A MINIMUM OF 600 WORDS FOR A POST OR WHATEVER. THAT'S NONSENSE. I WOULD NEVER. A PARAGRAPH OR TWO IS FINE--JUST MAKE SURE THAT SOMEONE CAN WORK OFF OF IT, YOU KNOW?

8. AS YOU CAN SEE, I'M NOT A BIG GRAPHICS PERSON. I'M LAZY. YOU CAN BE LAZY TOO. IN FACT, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A FANCY POST STYLE. I DON'T CARE. I PROBABLY WON'T HAVE ONE.

9. I DO POST CHECKS FREQUENTLY, SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KEEP ROLEPLAYING, JUST TELL ME AND I'LL CUT YOU LOOSE. WE'RE NOT MARRIED OR ANYTHING.

9A. UNLESS IF YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED.

9B. NO I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NEVER MIND IT WOULD NEVER WORK OUT.

10. I RAMBLE. I'M MOSTLY (?) SORRY.

11. PM RESERVATIONS WITH A SONG YOU LIKED LAST YEAR, WHO YOU WILL BE USING, AND I WILL GIVE YOU A SCENARIO FOR THE CHARACTER YOU'RE APPLYING FOR. THEN YOU GOTTA GIVE ME AN ON-THE-SPOT REPLY AND THAT'LL BE YOUR AUDITION. OR WHATEVER.

11A. I'M NOT GOING TO BE AN a*****e AND NOT REPLY IF I DON'T ACCEPT YOUR RESERVATION. I'LL JUST TELL YOU NO. IS THAT MORE OF AN a*****e? NOT SURE. BUT IT'LL GIVE US CLOSURE.

12. HEY HAVE SOME FUN. I DON'T EXPECT A POST EVERYDAY. EVERY OTHER DAY IS FINE, TOO. I'M PRETTY EASY TO APPEASE.

12A. UNLESS IF YOU POST/MAKE A PROFILE/WHATEVER AND NEVER POST AGAIN. I WILL BE SO ANNOYED WITH YOU, HOLY CANNOLI.

13. I CAN ADD OR SUBTRACT RULES. I'LL PROBABLY JUST ADD. I'LL ANNOUNCE IT TO EVERYONE.

14. I HAVE AN OPEN INBOX POLICY, SO YOU CAN MESSAGE ME YOUR FEARS OR DREAMS OR DEATH THREATS.

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WHAT THE HOUSE LOOKS LIKE... EXCEPT I DON'T HAVE PICTURES SO I'M GOING TO LIST AVAILABLE ROOMS/THINGS THAT MAKE SENSE AND IF ANYONE WANTS TO THROW A PICTURE MY WAY, I'LL PUT IT UP HERE.

I'M SO SORRY.

1. ONE STORY RANCH-STYLE HOUSE

2. 4 BEDROOMS

3. TWO BATHROOMS

4. BASEMENT

5. KITCHEN AND DINING ROOM

6. FIREPLACE

7. HARDWOOD FLOORS

8. CAR PORT AVAILABLE

9. FRONT LAWN ONLY WITH WHITE PICKET FENCE

10. UTILITIES INCLUDED IN RENT

11. NO PETS ALLOWED