|:The Red Letter:| -(- Over 400 items + OMG for sale! -)-

[Gzifa]

Red Einlanzer

Meh. I can gain any gold I lose back. Right now though, all my gold is tied up to The Red Letter. However, help me with it at the end of the month, and I shall pay you either 5% of all sales, or a free letter. You're choice.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG OMG OMG OM GOM GOM GOMOMG OMG! *falls over* I WANT A FREE LETTER!!!!! HOW DO I GET ONE?? *SCREAMS AND JUMPS UP AND DOWN* twisted

[Gzifa]

Gzifa

Red Einlanzer

Meh. I can gain any gold I lose back. Right now though, all my gold is tied up to The Red Letter. However, help me with it at the end of the month, and I shall pay you either 5% of all sales, or a free letter. You're choice.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG OMG OMG OM GOM GOM GOMOMG OMG! *falls over* I WANT A FREE LETTER!!!!! HOW DO I GET ONE?? *SCREAMS AND JUMPS UP AND DOWN* twisted

Sorry... I get a bit excited when the words free and letter are put together. sweatdrop

[Red Einlanzer]

SKooKuM

Red Einlanzer

SKooKuM

Red Einlanzer

I used to have bad luck also. Still not doing well with the chests, boxes, and pink links, but I know other things that have helped me make gold. I've also learned to be nice, and that has paid off greatly. Like right now. If you got paid something, would you help me out the next time I put The Red Letter up? Ya know. Bump when slow, and stuff. If so...then I would pay ya for it.

Yeah I would do that...but being nice has lost me 4000g down the drain... sweatdrop But if you want me to help....I have no life surprised

Meh. I can gain any gold I lose back. Right now though, all my gold is tied up to The Red Letter. However, help me with it at the end of the month, and I shall pay you either 5% of all sales, or a free letter. You're choice.

What ever is your choice...I guess I should link this now?? 3nodding

No no. I see Gzifa's post down there...and I just got an idea.

[Red Einlanzer]

Gzifa

Gzifa

Red Einlanzer

Meh. I can gain any gold I lose back. Right now though, all my gold is tied up to The Red Letter. However, help me with it at the end of the month, and I shall pay you either 5% of all sales, or a free letter. You're choice.

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG OMG OMG OM GOM GOM GOMOMG OMG! *falls over* I WANT A FREE LETTER!!!!! HOW DO I GET ONE?? *SCREAMS AND JUMPS UP AND DOWN* twisted

Sorry... I get a bit excited when the words free and letter are put together. sweatdrop

It's alright...you just gave me an idea.

[SKooKuM Hime]

*quirks her ears up* I like ideas

[Red Einlanzer]

SKooKuM. You're gonna be the first in a loooooooooooooong line of good deads that The Red Letter is gonna do.

Hear's the deal. Once a month, when The Red Letter is up, I will take someone in, and give them a free letter. HOWEVER!!! They must do a little work. Not much, and Gaia will give ya some gold for doing it. Ya must bump up The Red Letter whenever times are slow, but it goes down fast. (See pages 2 and 3) Simple "Bump" will due. Once all letters are sold, I'll start a trade, and pay you one letter for doing that.
Note: No more then one person a month will be able to do this.
Note: The person I pick will not be picked again for at least a year.
Note: If you're not nice...You wont get it.

That's a good idea, right?

[Gzifa]

T.Z.

*ducks pole*

Hey voice # 1 its good that your good,
Hey voice # 2 I am great thanks for asking,
Hey voice # 3 Thats GOOOOOD!
Hey voice # 4 You guess, you should be okay, its a nice day!
Hey voice # 5 No I am not stalking you, just wanted to know how you where,
Hey voice # 6 I love Cheese!!
Hey voice # 7 Todays not so bad, cheer up!
Hey voice # 8 Weeeee
Hey voice # 9 Thats great to hear!
Hey voice # 10 Uh yes please, but extra pepper.
Hey voice # 11 *shows Id* Is that better.
Hey voice # 12 Also very dandy, thanks for asking.
Red Einlanzer's Crazy Voice, *ducks* uhh yeeah,

I hope yyou have a good day Gzifa, and all the voices in your head.

Oh an voice # 10, don't forget the ketchup.

Voice #1: *nods and smiles* 3nodding
Voice #2: Great! smile
Voice #3: No it's GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!!!!
Voice #4: Yes.. the sun is shining.. what a day.
Voice #5: What? You say you come to my house late a night and watch me sleep? *dials 911*
Voice #6: CHEEEEEEEEEESE!!
Voice #7: Oh, step on a nail then maybe you'll see things my way!
Voice #8: WeeeEeEeEeEeeeEEeEeEeeeeeeEeee!!
Voice #9: Tra la la la la
Voice #10: Pepper on your fries? What are you? Crazy? I mean uhh.. please pull up to the 2nd window!
Voice #11: Yes, and to answer your question before I am PEACHY!
Voice #12: You're welcome. *sings*
Red Einlanzer's Crazy Voice: *chases after T.Z.*

Thanks, I hope you have a wonderful day as well dear!! xd

[SKooKuM Hime]

Red Einlanzer

SKooKuM. You're gonna be the first in a loooooooooooooong line of good deads that The Red Letter is gonna do.

Hear's the deal. Once a month, when The Red Letter is up, I will take someone in, and give them a free letter. HOWEVER!!! They must do a little work. Not much, and Gaia will give ya some gold for doing it. Ya must bump up The Red Letter whenever times are slow, but it goes down fast. (See pages 2 and 3) Simple "Bump" will due. Once all letters are sold, I'll start a trade, and pay you one letter for doing that.
Note: No more then one person a month will be able to do this.
Note: The person I pick will not be picked again for at least a year.
Note: If you're not nice...You wont get it.

That's a good idea, right?

I like that n.n I'll bump even when it's not my turn

[Gzifa]

Red Einlanzer

SKooKuM. You're gonna be the first in a loooooooooooooong line of good deads that The Red Letter is gonna do.

Hear's the deal. Once a month, when The Red Letter is up, I will take someone in, and give them a free letter. HOWEVER!!! They must do a little work. Not much, and Gaia will give ya some gold for doing it. Ya must bump up The Red Letter whenever times are slow, but it goes down fast. (See pages 2 and 3) Simple "Bump" will due. Once all letters are sold, I'll start a trade, and pay you one letter for doing that.
Note: No more then one person a month will be able to do this.
Note: The person I pick will not be picked again for at least a year.
Note: If you're not nice...You wont get it.

That's a good idea, right?

Purrrrty cool! I'm next, right? RIGHT?????? RIGHT!!!!!??????????
*tries to calm down*
slow... deep breaths.. breathe in... breathe out... breathe in... breathe out..

[Red Einlanzer]

Gah. Stupid phone calls. ::Sigh.:: Anyway, thanks SKooKuM. I'll PM ya when I open up The Red Letter at the end of the month to let ya know it's up. After that....Eh...I dunno. I'll pick someone.

[SKooKuM Hime]

bump n.n
practice

[Red Einlanzer]

Gzifa

Red Einlanzer

SKooKuM. You're gonna be the first in a loooooooooooooong line of good deads that The Red Letter is gonna do.

Hear's the deal. Once a month, when The Red Letter is up, I will take someone in, and give them a free letter. HOWEVER!!! They must do a little work. Not much, and Gaia will give ya some gold for doing it. Ya must bump up The Red Letter whenever times are slow, but it goes down fast. (See pages 2 and 3) Simple "Bump" will due. Once all letters are sold, I'll start a trade, and pay you one letter for doing that.
Note: No more then one person a month will be able to do this.
Note: The person I pick will not be picked again for at least a year.
Note: If you're not nice...You wont get it.

That's a good idea, right?

Purrrrty cool! I'm next, right? RIGHT?????? RIGHT!!!!!??????????
*tries to calm down*
slow... deep breaths.. breathe in... breathe out... breathe in... breathe out..

Yes. For the idea, you are in for January, Gzifa. o.o;; Gotta get a list.

[Gzifa]

*does the free letter dance*
Shake your groove thang! Shake ya groove thang babyyyyyy!

[SKooKuM Hime]

3nodding
*dances too*

[SKooKuM Hime]

yay bump
*was eating egg salad sammich*