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Well since I ******** love bundles, I'm putting my Spartan collection up for grabs.
Like so many times before, this is a set, as in I'm selling it all at once. No, "Can I Buy This Single Item???" So help you gaia, if you post that s**t, I will find you and [******** destroy you... some day... maybe... might forget all in general... what were we talking about again? ... emotion_eyebrow
Ah, right... Spartan set... Anywhooo...
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Introducing, for all those collectors of old shitty antiquities out there. Have you ever wanted to reenact 300? Got a fancy for wearing revealing armor while looking Badass? Or do you just like throwing away your money for anything?
Then Do I have a DEAL FOR YOU!!!!!
Your own authentic looking Spartan Warrior Gear, all the way from Greece!!!!!
That's right, for just 6 easy payments of 150,000g you get:
1x Spartan Helmet
1x Spartan Belted Bottoms
1x Spartan Chest Guard
1x Spartan Spear
1x Spartan Sandals
1x Spartan Cloak
1x Spartan Shield
1x Spartan Gloves
THAT'S A TOTAL OF EIGHT ITEMS!!!!!
and just since YOUR being SUCH an AWESOME LISTENER, I'M GOING TO THROW IN THIS BABY IN FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!

1x Spartan Queen
...not enough? Well it GETS EVEN BETER!!!!!
because your acting on such a great deal, I'm going to cut those 6 payments to 5
That means your getting nine items all for the price of 750k
THAT'S AN INCREDIBLE OFFER!!!!!
BUT THIS DEAL WON'T LAST FOREVER
ACT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer:
Warning this armor is in no way real or from greece
Use items in anyway you want at your own risk
Vladimer is not to be held accountable in anyway
If you are disatisfied with your purchase then-
welcome to the internet NEWFAGS!!!!!
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Summary:
I'm Selling This Set For 750k, Please Bump as You Go...
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Includes:
1x Spartan Helmet
1x Spartan Belted Bottoms
1x Spartan Chest Guard
1x Spartan Spear
1x Spartan Sandals
1x Spartan Cloak
1x Spartan Shield
1x Spartan Gloves
1x Spartan Queen
Send Trade labeled Spartan 750k
R.I.P. Billy Mays
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well said OP well said
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oh gawd, that made me laugh.
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well said OP well said

Why, thank you kind sir...
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Yes, very nice sales pitch. However I think I will pass...
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Tainted Quintessence
380k

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What I'm selling:
1x Spartan Helmet -
Store Price: 300,300 tickets
Store Sellback Value: 150,150 gold
Lowest Buy Now Price: 300,000 gold
Average Buy Price: 252,310 gold

1x Spartan Chest Guard -
Store Price: 183,400 tickets
Store Sellback Value: 91,700 gold
Lowest Buy Now Price: 300,000 gold
Average Buy Price: 92,484 gold

1x Spartan Belted Bottoms -
Store Price: 110,000 tickets
Store Sellback Value: 55,000 gold
Lowest Buy Now Price: 124,777 gold
Average Buy Price: 73,928 gold

1x Spartan Spear -
Store Price: Not available in stores
Lowest Buy Now Price: 982 gold
Average Buy Price: 835 gold

1x Spartan Sandals -
Store Price: Not available in stores
Lowest Buy Now Price: 1 gold
Average Buy Price: 3.90 gold

1x Spartan Cloak -
Store Price: Not available in stores
Lowest Buy Now Price: 105,000 gold
Average Buy Price: 93,541 gold

1x Spartan Shield -
Store Price: Not available in stores
Lowest Buy Now Price: 63,500 gold
Average Buy Price: 54,943 gold

1x Spartan Gloves -
Store Price: Not available in stores
Lowest Buy Now Price: 1 gold
Average Buy Price: 1.17 gold

1x Spartan Queen -
Store Price: Not available in stores
Store Sellback Value: 30,000 gold
Lowest Buy Now Price: 155,000 gold
Average Buy Price: 78,961 gold

Just incase your wondering how much tickets are worth...
Ticket
Store Price: Not available in stores
Lowest Buy Now Price: 5 gold
Average Buy Price: 4.98 gold

What I'm asking for all these items: 750,000
PLEASE BUY NOW!!!!!
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Bump and good luck! 3nodding
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Yes this counts as cancer because here i was thinking OMFG HALO SPARTAN and no its just 300. That is soooooooo 4 years ago. Pfft. Now i have cancer.
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Yes this counts as cancer because here i was thinking OMFG HALO SPARTAN and no its just 300. That is soooooooo 4 years ago. Pfft. Now i have cancer.

crying I lul'ed...
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Yes this counts as cancer because here i was thinking OMFG HALO SPARTAN and no its just 300. That is soooooooo 4 years ago. Pfft. Now i have cancer.

crying I lul'ed...
Lol good that was the point!
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I love you OP.

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