Once upon a time, BRAIN's number one fangirl (who stalked him very, very much) got her sticky little fingers on a platinum ticket (from an uber awesome seller), after the evil mistress luck refused to grant her a ticket of her very own (even though she bought a butt-tonne of projects).
With the wondrous platinum ticket on hand, Ladyshi prayed to the Gawds of Gaia to give her a baby bump, so she could show her fellow BRAINtologists just how dedicated she was to the cause. Forty days and forty nights (ok, well more like fourteen days and fourteen nights) later, the Messengers of Gaia spoke unto Shi...and said NOWAI GTFO. This made Shi a very, very sad fangirl.
At a loss, Shi went to the great lord himself, the hole-y golden troll himself. And he said unto her
Hail, LadyShi, full of grace,
the BRAIN is with thee;
blessed art thou among gaians,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, BRAIN Jr.
Holy Shi, Mother of BRAIN Jr,
pray for us noobs,
now and at the time of our hiatus.
YOLO
Enlightened by his great and wondrous words, Shi promptly jumped his bones, and through the magical powers of Gaia, skipped over her pregnancy entirely, to have a lovely little pervy BRAIN JR of her very own. Unfortunately, she had failed to realise just how potent the lord BRAIN's seed would be...and wound up with a whopping 25 BRAIN JR's. To try and make enough money to make ends meet, Shi began to poll dance to support her family. This really isn't the sort of environment for a babeh to grow up in though - not even one as enlightened and advanced as BRAIN JR.
And so, Pappa BRAIN came up with the wondrous idea of finding loving Godparents and Adoptive Mommas and Pappas for 10 of their little miracles. With Uncle Shiro taking in one of the cutest lil' JR's, Pappa Brain keeping his heir, and Shi clinging on to a dozen of the least gropy offspring, that still left a lotta babehs to be
sold adopted out.
Support Gaia's favourite babeh Momma and Pappa; give a Baby Brain Jr a home today
emotion_yatta
Disclaimer: SDPlus Gaian Momma Shi / Brain Jr are both tiny tiney perverts. BRAIN and Shi cannot be held responsiable if they molest, grope, dismember, or otherwise disterb your person or those persons around you. No refunds, exchanges or returns will be accepted past the .696969696969 seconds after the adoption is finalised, as both BRAIN and Shi have too many of the little brats angels to look after as it is. All dolls auctioned were gifted to BRAIN by Ladyshi for the purpose of auctioning. Sell Ladyshi all of your future tickets, for more hilarious outcomes emotion_yatta YOLO.
Devil Tail - ENDED
