▌▌▌▌「we'll make hell freeze over - - FIO&VITT

[Macha Macha]

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FIOLOLOLOL：LOLOLOLOL HAY BITCHES. U LIEK THAT DPS?

VITTONATOR：BE NICE 2 NOOBS, K~

FIOLOLOLOL：Y?

VITTONATOR：CUZ WE’RE SO OP LOL

[Macha Macha]

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We’re Vittore and Fiorello Neve. People call us “the Twins”. We call each other Vi and Fi. Friends call us
Vitt and Fio. And our thousands of fans online know us as Vittonator and Fiolololol. Haters say we’re OP.
We agree. LOL.



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You wanna know? Old enough for all the ladies who email us love letters. Don’t count us out just because
we look young. We’re more mature than you think we are, even if we’re just seventeen. Your spouse
probably stays a bit too long when they get their pants hemmed because of us.



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Our birthday is Summer 4! You don’t have to give us separate presents, though. We’re really good about
sharing. We’re good at lots of things. You’ll just have to wait and see.



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Gaming gods, obv. But we work at Milotic Tailors as apprentices to feed the addiction. We’ve got more
style than we know what to do with, so it’s a good arrangement. Nimble fingers and all that. Plus our charm
always criticals the customers.



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Here’s our headquarters! We share an apartment together in a building near the Town Square, and walk to
Old Mirra to get to work. Since we don’t take up much space, we don’t require a lot of space. Usually we
keep the place pretty clean by picking up after ourselves every day. Otherwise we’d be really embarrassed
to have company over! Not all men live like pigs, you know~ And we do a careful cleaning on weekends.
We lay on the floor or cuddle on the couch to play video games. And yeah. We share a bed. Scandal! At
least it’s bigger than our last one. Don’t act so surprised! There are also other tenants in the same complex
as us that we just love to visit. It’s not our fault they’re really hot. If you saw them, you wouldn’t blame us!




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[Macha Macha]

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We’re both male. Hang on, we’ll show you. But not here~ We really don’t care if we’re not really macho.
That’s why our game is so smooth. No one expects Casanovas like us, so their defenses are weak s**t.



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10’8”. Pro Tip: divide by two.



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Each of us is 119 lbs. We didn’t make you Run/Calc on that one. You’re welcome!



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Some people have a hard time telling us apart, while others catch on right away to our differences.
Fiorello’s diamond markings are under his left eye, and Vittore’s markings are under his right. That’s
probably the easiest for anyone to remember. Sometimes we dress differently too, but for the most part our
outfits are alike. Identical twins who dress the same are really popular in shows and stuff. We saw it online!
And we’re always staying ahead when it comes to fashion and trends. We’re the best gamers in town, and
we should dress like it!

When we’re at our most charming, we sparkle! People think it’s a figment of their imagination and that
they’ve been watching too many dramas on television. But we’re just screwing with them, really. A lot can
be done with a little moisture in the air formed into ice. LOL

Before we came to Arcaidia we didn’t really care much about fashion. But within our first couple of days,
we bought an entire closet-full of new stuff based on what we saw in magazine and fashion blogs.
Want some insight to our style? Feel free to check us out anytime~ ♥





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[Macha Macha]

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The mystery kills you, doesn’t it? Too bad~ No strategy guides for you!



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Heh. We must’ve really impressed you, eh? But don’t get any bright ideas about splitting us up. If you’re
only into one of us, you can step the ******** off. It’s all or nothing, and we’re not interested in wimps who
can’t handle that. Anyway, here’s your quest objectives:

▌▌Fruit Sandwich x2
To give us something like this, you probably think we’re nothing but babies! If that’s the case, then you
can just— you… don’t? Ah, well… of course we like it. Very much. We’re sorry. To be so rude to you when
you were just giving us a gift as nice as this is unforgivable. We just… haven’t had these since we were
little. I-it’s nothing. Will you stay and eat them with us? Let’s share. ♥

▌▌Pierced Earring x2
Altering your body, even for something like this, isn’t a commitment a person should take lightly, is it?
You’re asking quite a lot from us but… we think… if it’s for you... Ahem. Well, we just might have to
keep you forever. As long as we wear these, you’ll be ours. That’s fair play, isn’t it~? ♥



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▌▌Data Card (Any)
Ah, we collect these! Knowing your stats helps you learn from them. Even the biggest mistakes of your life
are opportunities to learn… You must have guessed we’ve done some pretty bad things before, huh? But
you decided to help us with it instead of running away… You’re the kind of person everyone falls for.

▌▌Silk Cloth
It doesn’t surprise us in the least that you have such an appreciation for quality! We might just be
apprentices, but will you do us the honor of letting us make something for you with this? We’ll do our very
best work. Your smile means that much to us.

▌▌Tech Bottle
There’s something different about us today? Hmm… well, we lost concentration at work and ended up
cutting ourselves on the cloth scissors. We’re alright, no need to worry. Just a little disappointed in
ourselves… You’re giving this to us to improve our dexterity? We should be the ones giving you gifts!

▌▌Suite Key
This one… it’s a little… suggestive, isn’t it?... We really like your sense of humor! We can’t stop laughing!
You’re so naughty! This doesn’t belong to anyone, does it? Can we keep it? We’re going to put it in our
room where we can see it every day. We’ll never forget how much joy you bring us!

▌▌Vs. Recorder
The rules of Vs. Club are simple. First rule, you do not talk about Vs. Club. Second rule, you do not talk
about Vs. Club! If someone says “stop” or goes limp, taps out, the match is over. Third rule, only two pairs
of lips to a match. We’re the champions of Vs. Club, but we think your kisses will be one-hit KOs.

▌▌Joy Waterpot
What a cute watering can! We have a windowbox garden where we grow herbs. It’s a hobby of ours that
we just recently go into! Maybe the plants will love us more if we use this to water them. But we couldn’t
possibly love you any more than we already do.

▌▌Go-Goggles
These are so cool! The special thing about them is that no matter what the weather, we’ll always be able to
see you if we wear them. Don’t be silly! Of course we’re always looking at you. You’re so stunning, what
draws us to you is stronger than gravity itself.

▌▌Rice Cake Ball
Please don’t be angry with us. We wanted these so the three of us could have a quick lunch picnic. We
brought some cold tea, tempura bowls, and strawberries! Even though we fooled you a little bit, you’ll
forgive us? We knew you would! Here’s a strawberry. Say ‘Ah’~ ♥



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▌▌Executioner
Is this because you think we’re too weak? The type of man you like needs to be able to use things like this?
Listen, we understand having ideals, but we’re not into this stuff. And we don’t think it’s fair you don’t
respect that about us. Gifts should be heartfelt, and you didn’t have our feelings in mind when you got this.

▌▌Heal Powder
If you weren’t feeling well, we would’ve sprung for something that goes down a little easier than this…
Oh, well… maybe we can see each other later. For right now, we just want to be alone for a while. For
some reason, we’re just feeling depressed about this.

▌▌Exp. Share
You probably brought that here out of ignorance but… we really don’t like that. Will it hurt your feelings
to take it back? For us it causes a lot of problems and we’d rather not have to deal with another one of
those… Fi, are you okay? You look really pale…

▌▌Giant Gloves
Oh… ah, th-thank you. What a… nice… Heh. Such craftsmanship. Such simplicity. Such… um, browness.
And they’re just… perfect for our… giant… hands. You didn’t happen to have the receipt for these on you
by any chance, did you?

▌▌Fancy Hat
This hat. It’s really, really ******** ugly. LOL We can’t even believe it! What kind of noob would actually
wear this?! OMG SO UGLY. Hang on, let’s take a picture of it so we can show everyone online. s**t. This
thing probably nerfs your Charisma down to the negative points. Lolol critical fail!

▌▌Old Charm
How are dusty old bones supposed to be good luck, anyway? The remains of the dead should be left in
peace. Desecrating a body whether they’re human, gijinka, or pokémon, seems kind of low to us. And in
really bad taste. If you don’t even respect the dead, you probably don’t respect the living either.

▌▌Yogurt (Any)
Don’t expect us to eat that. It’s not going in our mouths. Because it smells nasty and tastes even worse.
Look at it. Sitting there. Pretending it’s an alt form of pudding. But it isn’t. It’s tart and sour like old milk.
And don’t try to tell us it’s healthy for us. ******** that s**t. Death ain’t healthy.

???? ▌▌Berserk Gene
K-keep that away from us! We don’t even want to look at it! Take it out of here now! What’s the matter
with you? Don’t you know what that thing does?! You’re a sick ******** b*****d! We’ll show you exactly
what comes of screwing around with us! We’ll show you how much a Beserk Gene ******** you up!



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Pff. Like we’d be scared of anything. We’ve got each other, so we’re immune to status effects like fear no
matter what. We’re not afraid of anything or anyone… so long as the past stays in the past.



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It’s just us! But there’s always room for you. Some say you can’t choose your family. We say: watch us.



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Rather than just say, we’d much prefer it if you’d get to know us yourself, but we don’t see anything wrong with a little introduction. The first thing that you should
know is that we’re always together and can’t stand being apart. If you see one of us, chances are the other is sneaking up behind you~ ♥. Some folks think it’s a bit
uncanny how well we work in sync without speaking, or always seem to know what each other is thinking, but if they’d been born twins, maybe they would understand.
You can think of us as just brothers but we have a lot of trouble differentiating ourselves from one another except simply by name. Fi is always Fi and Vi is always Vi,
and we’re always us. If we were meant to be independent from one another, why would we have been born together in the first place? So rarely will you ever see us
have a difference of opinion or say “I” instead of “we” when speaking.

As for our personality distinctions… um. Well, there are certain things Vittore will do that Fiorello might not, but those are actually things we’ve chosen to do
purposefully. For example, Fi plays things more straightforward and Vi follows it up with something cute. That’s a harmony we play with. It isn’t as though Vittore
isn’t into being clear-cut. We can switch roles whenever we like. It just helps people not… freak out so much about how identical we are. We’re already unusual
enough that we don’t mind pretending if it means we aren’t making people totally uncomfortable. Aside from maybe one or t— ah, no. Our thoughts are the same.
Our feelings are the same. We’re exactly alike. We always have been and we always will be. Sorry if that’s confusing! You can think we’re different if it helps you out.
It doesn’t bother us at all.

Especially at work, we’re very polite and gentlemanly. We put a lot of time, effort, and research into what it takes to gain the affections of others. It’s a lot harder
than it sounds! You can’t approach cute little grannies, hardworking women, or even introverted men with the same exact tactics. That’s a noob mistake! While a
couple of sweet words and smiles might work on most people, knowing what to say, how to say it, and when to move in? All that takes practice and patience. We’re
never satisfied until we know we’ve succeeded in winning hearts. We’re being shallow and horrible to a certain degree, but a part of us likes the attention and making
other people smile. Everyone likes to feel attractive now and then. We do, other people definitely do. And it isn’t like we’re a pair of playboys out to seduce the whole
town! Some people are just neglected by others, and we don’t think that’s fair. Romance might not be love, but isn’t everyone allowed have a little in their lives?

You can see why we’re pretty popular though! We’re also pretty good gamers and have tons of fansites and followers online. Even if Fi’s kind of a trolololol to idiots.
We keep our real lives away from the internet and vice versa for lots of reasons. Games are a nice way to unwind and we play pretty much anything. FPS, strategy,
puzzle, RPG, hack and slash, stealth, platform, sims, rhythm. Doesn’t really matter. We never compete against each other because we’re too in-tune to make the
outcome surprising. We’d just cancel each other out all the time and constantly end in draws. So we co-op a lot and kick a lot of a** while we’re at it. Because we’re
intuitive with each other, we try to be intuitive with others. We’re not very good people. Not yet. But we’re trying. That can just be a secret between us, okay?




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[Macha Macha]

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Arcaidia Town has been our home for a little over two and a half years now. We came in together some time in early autumn via taxi cab. Now you might be thinking that we were a little young to be on our own, without guardians and all, but actually we’re from the city, and Arcaidia was such a tranquil place compared to what we were used to. In the city, so long as you have some money and common sense, you can get anywhere and do anything you please. And money was something we always had plenty of. Even right away, as soon as we got to Arcaidia we put a down payment on a small apartment in cash and paid off the first year of rent. Bought some furniture, some consoles, some new clothes — stupidly we hadn’t brought any others. Even before we had arrived we had decided we were going to live in Arcaidia. We’d seen it on a map before and picked it that way. Sounds silly, but we were young. Doing something impulsive decisively is better than worrying about it so long that nothing ever gets done, isn’t it?

Now naturally we caused a little bit of a ripple just coming into town and waving around a bunch of cash. We didn’t really mind it if people thought we were rich. LOL would you? It wasn’t until we got our jobs as the apprentices at Milotic Tailors that people started accepting us as members of the town. Turning on the charm helped them along. We can be persuasive when we want to be, and believe us, we wanted to be! Fitting in in a small town takes time. We were willing to give it that. When you care about something enough, you should be patient with it. As sick of the city as we were, we really wanted to make this place home. We’re just really happy and very grateful that it has! Aside from the couple of ******** gijinka-haters and uppity human-haters ruining the atmosphere, we like our neighbors. The traffic is minimal, and there are trees! Real trees that aren’t just in a park! It’s quiet at night and the air smells so good~ ♥. We knew right away that our impulsive decision had been the right one. We wanted to live here forever!

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Th▩ same n▩ght as that restaur▩▩t arson, we ▩ealized that this just wa▩n’t where we wanted to bec▩me adults. We didn’t want to fall in
love here, or think about raising a family here. Violence like that leaves marks. Even the newspaper in Arcaidia covered it. Our parents
gave us enough money so that we could set up in a small town. They understood our need to be on our own and didn’t protest it. We
still keep in touch with them regularly through email, send them pictures and little video clips of us being awesome. They’re always
saying how proud they are we found somewhere we like, that we’re taking care of ourselves, how they wish they could visit. As busy as
we are, we understand they’re probably twice if not three-times busier. They’re probably relieved we found a much quieter, safer town
than where we grew up. And so are we!





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