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C H R I S T I N A I S A B E L L A C O N R A D

"I may be slightly bitchy, but that’s only because I don’t know how to say YOU politely."
Little Miss B***h
✖✖✖xox ' Schizophrenia '
→ Only one of me » Christina Isabella Conrad
→ I go by » Christy or Bella
→ Fortunately, I've been around for » Seventeen years
→ I'm a » girl
→ I'm also a » Straight as can be
→ I'm this » Five foot seven inches tall
→ I'm this » one hundred and fifteen pounds heavy
→ Shh! Don't tell that I » like the dog
✖✖✖doo' Dead Before I Died '

Do you really need to know my background? It honestly isn’t all that exciting. I was born late in the middle of the summer, seventeen years ago on July thirteenth. Nothing spectacular, no horrible close calls or anything like that. Just a simple birth. I suppose I should be grateful that nothing bad happened, but it would make for a more exciting story if it had. Anyway, I’m the second born and the baby in the family, and I am treated as such, sadly enough. My older –by eleven years– sister Chelsea became something of a second mom during my infant and toddler years. Not to say that our mom wasn’t there, she certainly was. Our family was pretty close, one of those sorts of families like the Crosby’s, minus the three extra kids. Especially my sister. As soon as I was born, she was there, wanting to hold me and feed me and play with me. How can I remember this? Mom’s got a habit of recording anything she considers significant, which was a good portion of my childhood years. So I’ve seen the tapes of me and my sister. Chelsea has a very strong maternal instinct you see. As long as I’ve known her she’s always wanted to have kids or be around them. Ah, but I’m getting off track.
By the time I was old enough to do so, I was strutting around the house in my dress up clothes, pretending I was this big supermodel. I’d dress up in my mothers and sisters clothes and make them take pictures of me for hours. Of course I’m rather embarrassed to look back on such things, but that’s besides the point. Where my sister wanted to do something that involved kids, I wanted to do something that involved a runway and traveling the world while photographers took my pictures. Ever since I was little, I always wanted to be a model. Why, I’m not sure. I just do. I wanted to wear the expensive clothing, travel all over the globe and do something exciting! My parents probably assumed it was just a faze. Like how little girls always want to be pop stars or ballerinas when they grew up. Needless to say, I was the more outgoing and rambunctious of the Conrad kids. I’ve always been a stubborn person, and I don’t think my parents ever realized just how stubborn I could be until I hit my teens. Fun times ahoy!
As soon as I hit puberty, I gained an attitude that often got me into trouble. You see, my parents are well off, and we have plenty of money to spare. At the time, I flaunted that and became a spoiled brat. Middle school was the place I wanted to make a name for myself. Well, I did, but it‘s not the name that I had in mind.. I wore expensive clothing and bragged about it through out my school days. People either hated me or loved me for it. Those who loved me for it clung to my coat tails and fed off my scraps, and became my “friends” for the benefits. Those who hated me…well, they hated me. While middle school certainly wasn’t my best or proudest years, those were also the years where I learned to be something different. By the end of junior high, I ditched my so called friends and instead focused on trying to overcome my new ‘b***h’ status. I wanted to be someone people admired, not loathed and used to get what they wanted. I didn’t want to be ‘little miss b***h’. I tried to throw myself into my studies like my sister did when studying to get into medical school, and failed horribly. I wasn’t book smart like Chelsea was. I was realistic and was smart in the common sense sort of way.
When high school rolled around, I found that it was completely different from middle school. Here, I became somewhat of a nobody until I managed to thrust myself to the top. Here, I didn’t mind so much people calling me a b***h. I took the name differently than I did when I was in junior high. In high school, I was the tough chick that didn’t take any s**t from anyone. I was bold, sassy and outgoing, and I did what I wanted regardless of what other people thought. I would strut through the halls as if I owned the place, and as far as I was concerned, I did. No one could make me feel like I was some horrible person for carving out a place for myself. No one could hurt me. So when people called me a b***h, I smiled and thanked them. Of course, I never actually liked being called one, but I never let people know that. Teens in high school are like wolves. If they sense any sort of weakness on you, they’ll latch onto it and rip you to shreds. I couldn’t let that happen. No, I wait and release any pent up hurt and frustration when I’m alone. I can’t say my parents approve of all of this, but it’s not something they have any say in. Even if I’m their youngest, their baby, they can’t protect me forever. Anyway, It was in high school that I made real friends, like my best friend Callie. We’re total opposites, and that’s possibly why we get along so well. She’s such a klutz but I love her. She puts up with my bad moods like a champ, and I can’t thank her enough for that. No one else would put up with my bad moods and moments of pure ‘bitchness’ like Calliope does.
Well…That’s not entirely true. See, there’s this guy and he’s a moron –aren’t they all?– and he won’t leave me alone. See, he’s the son of my sisters fiancé, Mr. Dragon –who I do not get along with–, not to mention the younger brother of Erin Daly –who I do get along with–, and he’s such a touchy-feely sort of guy and he’s constantly trying to hug me, which I hate. Of course, Mr. Dragon usually manages to keep him off me most of the time, and the times when he isn’t around, I can pretty much fend him off. For some reason, he doesn’t share his families ‘no touch’ policy. Calliope is dating Mr. Dog’s brother, Wesley Daley, and they have pretty much zero physical contact. She's confided in me that it's a little frustrating, and the same goes for my sister and her beau Mr. Dragon! Which is part of the reason we argue so much, Mr. Dragon and I. He doesn’t seem like he cares about my sister, with the way he never touches her, or hugs her or kisses her or anything! I don’t understand it, how can you have a relationship without any physical contact? In any case, Mr. Dog doesn’t seem to have a problem with being touched or touching others, if his constant attempts to hug me are any indication. I have to admit though, he is pretty cute and nice when he keeps his hands to himself. There’s just something infectious about his personality that makes it hard to hate him for very long. Not to mention his persistence. In all the time that I’ve spent pushing him away and yelling at him, he hasn’t given up on me. Such a strange, strange boy.
✖✖✖doo ' Kandyland '
God, what else do you want? Is it my fault your too stupid to realize what sort of personality I have? Do I need to dumb this down for you? You’re pathetic. Okay, see that right there? That’s blunt honesty. It’s hard, and its cruel, and it probably hurts, but it’s for the best. Honesty is the best policy when it comes to telling people how it is. I’m certainly not going to beat around the bush just so your wittle feelings don’t get hurt. If you’re acting like a moron, I’ll tell you you’re acting like a moron and then some. So I guess people calling me ‘little miss b***h’ isn’t completely unfounded. I’ve got a wicked temper and a non-existent tolerance for stupidity and I’m horribly impatient. I don’t tolerate liars around me. You better be honest about your intentions towards me, or I’ll turn into the big bad b***h faster than you can say ‘but I can explain!’. Sorry baby, that s**t don’t fly with me. Let’s just say I’ve got a temper like the reddest red-head and leave it at that. People who really get my blood going –and not in a good way– are people who lack commonsense. Good god people, how hard is it to understand that if you walk into a busy street, you’re probably going to get run over by a car? Use your head, and maybe you’ll live long enough to procreate and spawn an equally stupid child. Not that we need anymore of those in our society. I may not be especially book smart –not to say I’m not intelligent!– but I’m extremely smart in the common sense way.
I’m not a pushover and I’m very stubborn. I’m not going to let someone push their opinions or plans on me. Sorry bub, that ain’t gonna fly with me either. I have been and will always be independent. I do not need some boy to make me happy. I don’t need you to be my knight in shinning amour and I don’t need you to protect me. I’m perfectly capable of doing that myself. I don’t place my trust in others very easily. You’ve got to earn my trust first, and I can tell you right now that it’s not an easy task. Once you have my trust, you have a loyal friend on your hands. Break that trust and our friendship is over, I don’t care what the excuse is. I’m wary of new people and people who come close to my important people. Like Mr. Dragon for instance. I’ll always give him a hard time because he’s with my sister. Sorry, but she’s my sister and I’m going to do whatever I can to protect her from being hurt.
Despite my reputation as being a “b***h”, I’m honestly not that bad. I’ve got my quirks just like everyone else does. Mine are just slightly more vicious than yours. You’ve just got to get used to how I do things and what buttons not to push. Once you learn that, we’ll get along just fune. Anyway, I can be genuinely charming when I want to be. I can be outgoing and kind. I usually don’t have a reason to, but I can be if given the chance. I’m a lover of all things fun and so my friends and even people I don’t know become a target for my more playful moments. I tease and I usually don’t mean my teasing to be hurtful in any way, though that’s what sometimes happens. Please try not to take it so personal, my mouth sometimes gets ahead of my brain. I can be a bit of a flirt when the moment strikes me, and while I never mean to lead others on, it’s a downside to the trait. I’m a naturally bold and playful person, I’ll do outlandish things in order to get a laugh and I don’t back down from dares. I am the queen of truth or dare. I’ve gone skinny dipping before. Whoo, what a rush! I’d do it again too in a heart beat. I am a generally happy person and caring when I’m with the right people. I’m not someone to be crossed, or played with. I don’t appreciate it, and I’ll never forgive you. I have my own moments of insecurity, though you’ll never see them if I can help it. Moments of distress and helpless frustration that are kept under wraps till I can deal with it privately. I’m the person you love to hate and hate to love, but you love me anyway don’t you?
✖✖✖doo ' Black Dahlia '
→ I tolerate » Clothes, the idea of modeling, music with a good beat, my sister, hot chocolate with marshmallows, warm weather, soft beds, Mr. Dog (but don't you dare tell him!), dancing, pretty much any animals.
→ These screw up my flow » Winter, the cold, exsessive physical contact, my personal bubble being invaded, being startled, food with strange textures, Mr. Dragon, Mr. Dog, migraines, being called a b***h
→ I don't get scared, but these creep me out » thunder, dolls, mascots
→ I hope to » become a model someday, travel the world, find someone who really gets me and love them with all my heart.
✖✖✖doo ' Freaxxx '
→ I can roll my tongue!
→ I watch re-runs of Americas Next Top Model and practice the poses in my room
→ I do actually like the dog, but he's so touchy-feely and intense...It's a little overwhelming...to think someone could like me that much.
→ I actually really like kids, shockingly enough.
  
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