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THE ADVENTUROUS ONEXXXX
{name here}XXXXX

Let's face it. Everyone back home thinks she's a lost cause. She's got the looks, she's got the walk, but sheX
doesn't have the personality. She's always adventure this, adventure that, let's go on an adventure. Climbing X
trees, sneaking out, wearing pants... she's an all-around, devil-may-care rebel, and that's for straight-up sure.X
She wants to know how to sword fight and speak new languages and... well, be a pirate. Maybe that's whyX
she's not as devoted to trying to make it back as the others are... Maybe if she bothers/pesters/pushes these guysX
overboard enough, they'll teach her how to really live. screw being domestic. She's out for some realX
adventure. In fact, some may say being kidnapped was the best thing that ever happened to her. --USERNAME

THE SENSIBLE ONEXXXX
{name here}XXXXX

Let's make it simple, shall we? She's smart. She can sew, she can cook, she can do everything expected of aX
proper young lady and then some. But don't think she's stupid. She's smart, she's quick-witted, and she has a X
temper the size of a small island. Just because these men have muscles and swords doesn't mean she won't X
give them an earful or shove them aside when they're in the way. Especially. That stupid. Doctor. He thinks X
he's got girls all figured out but, oh, he's in for surprise. She will not put up with him, will not follow anyone's X
orders, and will not settle for less than she wants. Not in a million, billion years. --USERNAME

THE POMPOUS ONEXXXX
{name here}XXXXX

She rather liked being a princess. She plans on going back. Even if it means scratching and biting and clawing X
at someone. They're making her work, and, in her opinion, that's a job for people who don't have long flowing X
hair and delicate hands. In fact, it's a job for someone who is rather a lot like these barbarians that stole them X
in the first place. She doesn't care if they want to keep pirating and stealing, but she does care if they plan on X
getting her to do any of the grunt work. On top of this, she loves food. She is not going to put up with rations. If X
that means sneaking around and stealing it in the middle of the night, then fine, but there is no way this girl is X
going to settle for bread crusts. Bring on the duck and potatoes, gentlemen. --USERNAME

THE DITZY ONEXXXX
{name here}XXXXX

It's a fact. She's a space case. She's always falling over and tripping on things, and usually it's the First Mate X
who has to bail her out or dive to move a block of wood before she hits it and faceplants. She's not really shy X
so much as she doesn't know what to say, and when she does speak it usually comes out as some sort of bizarre, X
spacey question with a painfully obvious answer. She's the host to about a million allergies and is deathly X
afraid of rats, which are prominent here on the ship. She screams bloody murder a lot, needless to say, and it X
used to scare the wits out of the crew until they got used to it. She also tends to leap into things without X
thinking, such as climbing the rigging for a piece of paper and then having to be bailed out by a crewmember X
before she's blown away. Despite all this, she has bizarrely insightful moments... --USERNAME

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╔With some help from I Viet Dork I-----&

╔Loosely inspired by 'The Pirate Balthazar'- -----&
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>Boredom. That was the main reason behind it. Utter, complete boredom.

The life of a Pirate is full of danger, they say, of pillaging and riding the seas and dodging the law and, overall, just having as much of a crazy time as possible. There's a reason for this. Pirates don't like being bored. When they get bored, they get Ideas. And Ideas-- the capital 'I' kind-- can be dangerous when not controlled properly. Such as one particular idea one particular Pirate Captain had one windy Monday morning, when he had nothing to do and, upon complaining about it, was pressed by his crew to do something, lest he drive them all insane with his griping. So, finally convinced by his First Mate that not being bored required actually doing something, the brave Pirate Captain set off into a port city to find something to do.

You see, this is where he probably went the slightest bit... off.

There's a thing about Pirates in Port Towns... people get used to them. You make alliances, you terrorize a few villages, yada yada yada... and eventually, you form 'connections.' And so, after a long and windy day of wandering, waving the sword around, and ordering pints of ale like they were pints of water, our dear Pirate Captain hears an interesting little tidbit: A princess is visiting the town, and is staying with the mayor nearby.

So, there you have it. A lightbulb, or gas lamp, as the time period may permit, goes off in the Pirate Captain's head, and all of the sudden, he knows what they're going to do today: Kidnap themselves a little Princess for ransom. He makes his way back to the boat, eager to announce it to his crew and send them off to nab a girl.

But, you see, there's a bit of a problem. The Pirate Captain misheard... there is not a princess with the mayor. There are princesses. Four of them, to be exact.

So when he, his First Mate, the Doctor, and the unfortunate Picked-on Deckhand all split up to find the girl... they all succeed. In nabbing different girls.

This isn't going to be as easy as they thought. One thing's for sure, Adventurous, Sensible, Pompous, and Ditzy aren't going to just sit back without a fight. And even when the pirates manage to get them on the ship and away... who knows? Maybe these girls will make them wish they'd left them all back on shore.<

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⦅ ❥ ⦆ General

Yes, we're in paragraph form, but I divvied it up to make it bearable... I hope. BEAR WITH ME, LUVVIES. Your eyes may bleed and my fingers may fall off, but we MUST DO THE RULES.
Ahem.
Well, you all know the whole drill/shebang/deelio, right? No, no, no godmodding. Whatsoever. If you absolutely MUST put someone else's action in your post, ask first. And I mean first. No 'I'll talk to them tomorrow, but for now here's my post' stuff. I WILL NOM YOUR FACE. I mean it. I have skills like that. So, to avoid sure face nommage, please, please... NO DO IT. Also... Fighting. This is a pirate roleplay, involving kidnapping and shenanigans of that sort. You may fight. You can throw punches, kick, bite... BUT DO NOT. KILL ANYONE OFF. Normally I add 'without their permission,' and I still will, but I don't really want any main people dying on me... mostly because I'm dumb and spent a lot of time on those bios. D:
Oh, and be nice. I'm wa-a-ay to overtalkative and friendly, so I may drive you to-tal-ly nuts, but... be nice about it. xD

⦅ ❥ ⦆ Posting

LITERACY, ANYONE? Well, us folks in here are LIT-ADV. LIT. What does that mean? Well, to me, I want at the very LEAST, three juicy paragraphs. As for limits... Well, I'm weird. xD you can totally type a novel if you're in the mood... I love reading. >3< I expect a post every day, every other day if you're struggling. After a week, I'm going to start bugging the CRAP out of you, because I'm impatient.
Just so ya'll know... I am a fan of the pretty post. So make them beautiful. Or, really, that means colored text and italicized thoughts, along with a picture, minimum. Add whatever else you like. REAL PEOPLE ONLY. And make them time period... Meaning, guys, I LOVE scene kids, but they just don't fit here. Snake bites are hot. But they weren't really commonly poked in the faces of pirates and princesses. And... please... no Disney Channel. I will die. I will have a heart attack and die right on this keyboard, and the last you'll hear from me will be ajdfhadfia;jf'[ajg.
Oh. And no Orlando Bloom or Johnny Depp. Come on. That's WAY too easy.
Also. Post in the OOC a lot. I like to talk, and that's where planning happens. So if you don't like that... this might not be the roleplay for you. xD And... Good grammar. Pleesh?

⦅ ❥ ⦆ Applying

Simple. Do I even need to say it? Fill out the reserve, and ADD SAMPLES. PM them to me, Meara T. If you're accepted, you'll get a message from either me or I Viet Dork I. Then you've got 24 hours to send in a profile (they should be painless) before we clear the spot... because I hate it when people reserve and then never speak to me again. >3< Reserves for the Pirates should be sent in as Avast, me Lady (Yes, it's terribly corny, I know) and Princesses as Damsel in Distress. Make up something creative for the profile name. Make me laugh, I love you forever. <3

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THE DOCTOR

AGE: twenty-four

WESTLEY LEO CARTSON

Is that a scratch? A cut, you say? Don't tell me you got caught in the rigging. Ah, the wonderous injuries of being a pirate. Oh, do sit down. It's easily handled. And do stop crying, yes? Be glad it was just your finger, and not an arm or leg. Of course, it can be a good thing, losing a limb. Get it replaced with a peg, attract all the ladies.

Hm. Perhaps it's slightly infected. Oh, no, no I'm not going to amputate, though the idea might enter my head if you don't stop bawling all over my lap. I had an infection when I was young, and I'm alive, yes? And mine was internal. Why, it might have just smothered me from the inside, but no. I don't think a slight infection in the finger is going to kill you. Yes, it's bleeding, I'm aware. If you'll hold still, I'll clean it up.

Of course, I'm sure some infections can be lethal. I mean, my family...

Oh, no, I won't say it. It'll only frighten you, and heaven forbid you soak my clothes more than they already are, thank you very much. After all, you're a pirate, man! You should act like one! All of that swashbuckling and whatnot. I never get to really run out on raids with all of you folk, but I definitely get to see the aftermath when you come back. Honestly, if you don't learn to shush up, you'll be eaten out there. Alive. Rabidly. I may be young for a doctor, but I know what I'm doing, and I have my reasons for being here on this ship. I think you should listen to me.

Oh. Do you hear that? The Captain's calling. I wonder if he's thought of something to quell his boredom. Pillaging, no doubt. Well, I'm off to see what sort of trouble he's gotten in his head.

Put some pressure on that finger.

I do hope it's not another one of his Ideas....

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♥Lynette skipped down the sidewalk, arms swinging at her sides as her heels, black and sleek, with plastic coating to keep them shiny, click-clacked to an offhand, unsteady beat. One hand was clutching the arm of a teddy bear with a bow tie. The other was taking turns swinging to the off-kilter beat and plugging one ear.

"I can't hear you--'cause I can't see you." Her voice, light and airy, sang the words like some sort of chant for jump-roping, or hopscotch. "And if I can't see you, then you're not there."

The heels clicked steadily, the uneven rhythm punctuating the sounds made as she popped her lips, as she hummed lazily and to no real beat and dangled the mangled teddy from one hand. She closed her eyes and hummed. She repeated the chant again, swirled her brown hair in the wind, swung her arms, fixed her hat. She occupied herself as much as she could.

Because, you see, she assumed that if she kept herself occupied, then the people following her wouldn't know she knew they were there.

Mommy and the Doctor had been fooled by them. They kept saying that there was no one making noise back there, no one in the shadow of the trees or under the bridge or hiding in the parked cars she walked past. No one in the bathroom, no one under the bed. They thought there was no one. But Lynette knew better. She could hear them. Sometimes she could see them, looking in the windows.

"Over the river and through the woods, to Scarlett's house we go-o-o," she chirped, lifting the bear to her chest and hugging it as she skipped down the street. "The girls know the way, to murder and maim..."

She looked down at the animal's face as she skipped. "Hello Mister Bear," she beamed. "How are you today? Silly, you tied your bowtie crooked. They won't like that. They won't like that at all. Ha! Ha ha ha!" she started to burst into giggles, still skipping away, her shoes making more noise than ever. The bear dangled limply from her hands as she laughed, showing the wear of being dragged everywhere. He was her good luck charm, Mister Bear. He'd take care of her. She had to stop getting people's blood on him, though... it was starting to stain.

She tripped. Her giggled halted as her shoe caught in a crack and she went tumbling down, a mess of brown and blue. She righted herself, sitting on the sidewalk, her knees bent slightly as she looked at one in bewilderment. The skin was all gone, and red was starting to leak.

"Ooh," she said in awe, her mouth forming a perfect little 'o'.

She was only a few feet away from Scarlett's house, and she got up and hobbled excitedly to the door, where, through some stroke of luck or another, people were smoking outside. She barely even registered that part. Taking no notice of how late she was, she ran up and lifted her knee ridiculously high to her chest, which was hard in those denim shorts. "Ki-i-i-i-itty! Amareeeeeee! LOOK!" she waved her arms frantically, pointing at the skinned knee on occasion. "It's so pretty!" Then she sniffed, smoke filling her nose. "Wah! Can I have one? Please please please?" she put her other leg down and bounced on her toes, glancing over her shoulder to check for any shadows following her. Yep, they were there. But if they tried to kidnap her, she could blow smoke in their face. She held Mister Bear to her chest.

{ooc: Sorry this is so late! Don't worry, I'll be better... I hope this was okay, I tried to read everyone's posts, but I may have missed something... >3< So mostly this is just Lynette being crazy.ALSO, Excue my UNHOLILY UGLY post style... xD}

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• Call me Rick... or anything else you want, lovely. ♥
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• Ahah... do mine ears deceive me, darling? Are you actually asking about me? Well, now, I can't really tell you everything, now can I? It kills my... mystery. Hush. You know you adore it, love. Now sit back and let me talk, hmm? After all, you're the one who asked in the first place. Don't ask what you don't want to know... it really ruins that pretty little face of yours. Can you give me a smile? Good. Now please shut up.

Don't look so put out. My life hasn't always been the love and glory it is now, you know. Of course, no one really cares about the average sob story, now do they? I mean, everyone has got some STUPID little REASON why they think their life sucks worse than all else... Mommy didn't love them, daddy ran away... really, I'd think they'd try to get more creative, don't you? If people really wanted me to worry about it, they'd come up with something a little...unique, I'd like to think. Really. I'm sorry your daddy liked to hit you with a spatula. Mine makes millions of dollars and, in exchange, liked to bring out the baseball bat on occasion. Is that the worst thing in the world? No. I got a several thousand dollar allowance. Worth it. No, the worst thing in the world is the fact the b*****d is threatening to cut me off. I'm young and like to have fun... is that really too much to ask? Ah, I hesitate to even wonder. He's a crusty old man. Outdated, like his old stone-age Volkswagen.

Hah, but I know he won't do it. Not since I payed a visit home unexpectedly and happened to meet a certain miss Sugar who was being paid, what, five hundred dollars an hour to keep pops company? Can you spell S-C-A-N-D-A-L?

Hmmm... no, you probably can't. That's what you get for being so pretty. No, keep smiling darling. It burns calories.

What... her? You're bringing her up now. Really. She (Girl 3) is my ex-girlfriend, all right? Why dig up the past? No, I deny any suggestion I might be stuck on her. I'm here, aren't I? Would I be here If I was stuck in a rut over some girl?

...all right, maybe a little.

I mean, she's frustrating. She's spacey, she was always taking those damn pictures like we were in some damn historical event... and she's always f*cking destroying herself! She doesn't understand that she doesn't need all of that s**t. We're screaming at each other, we're fine, and then we're not... And I even have those days where I miss her flashing a camera shutter at everything. Do you have any idea how f*cking irritating that is? I don't know if I love all of these things about her... or hate her! Can you not bring her up again? Thanks? Thanks.

...Oh no. I've never dated the other one. (Girl One) No, we're just... buddies, aren't we? Of course, I'm sure if her boyfriend found out exactly how close buddies we are, things might get sketchy. He's a bit of the violent type, I guess you could say... prefers, you know, swinging punches over swinging words, if I've got him pegged right. And I'm pretty sure I have. If push comes to shove, things should get pretty interesting, as far as I can tell. Of course, that's just me. And you know how stubborn I am, darling. I don't give up easily. At least, I try not to. Of course, I do tend to let go of the things that completely lose my interest, but I believe I can keep myself entertained with just about anything. Man, woman, tranny. Human-shaped rock. Normal-shaped rock. Of course, it might have to get me significantly drunk first. Possibly buy me vodka from its own little nonexistent rocky pockets. Peach. Perhaps slightly feminine, but you can't go wrong with peach anything. Especially cobbler. Present me with peach cobbler a la mode, and I will probably do whatever you want, when you want it, all night long. Top it off with vodka or something light and smoky, and we might just have ourselves a full-on servitude on our hands.

•You'll never hear it from me, but despite being a overconfident smartass, I'm really kind of insecure. I don't know where I'm going with my life, or if I'll ever find anyone who loves me for something besides my money and my body. So if I keep my standards low, I won't be disappointed, right?
•Meara T

[MearaT]

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[MearaT]

A I N ' T no r e s t for the W I C K E D
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