No Posting - Valentines Anons

[Rastawn]

Here Be All My Anons I've Got
And My Replies

[Rastawn]

The Horror Twins

Guys I need that, you can have a small piece but I need some back!

[Rastawn]

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To my dearest Rastawn,

One hour of sex burn approximately five chocolates' worth of calories.
So eat the whole box, Valentine.

~Pen

I Do Like Chocolates

[Rastawn]

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To my dearest Rastawn,

Finally, I can speak what my heart wants me to! Your strong beauty makes my heart melt and I feel like I can't breath without you. You make my mind sing with joy! Why will you never love me back?

Love -
Pirandello

[Rastawn]

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To my dearest Rastawn,

I’ve waited for this…

Our bodies locked

You on bottom, I’m on top

Looking in your eyes

Heat exploding from my insides

Your legs wrapped around me

Squeezing tightly

My hands on your head

You’re here, just like you said

Hold me closer, don’t let go

Tell me you want me, let it show

I’ve waited for this, for so long

Your body, masculine and strong

I love you

And I need to express how much

….I do!

- Late Nights & Early Mornings

[Rastawn]

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To my dearest Rastawn,

Brohoof offered, among other parts not really intended for bros.

-Minus 7

This, this is my favourite so far!

[Rastawn]

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To my dearest Rastawn,

I have been lost in the most beautiful dreams as of late, in which we hold each other close.
However, when I wake you are no longer near...
My only dream this Valentine's Day is to stand by your side.
-Phantom

I need a swoon emote for now this will have to do

[Rastawn]

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To my dearest Rastawn,

You sneaky little thing you, so sly like a fox.

Need a vixen?

-The Fox-

[Rastawn]

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All ya have to do is take a cup of Rastawn, add it to the mix!
Now just take a little something sweet, not sour; a bit of blood, just a pinch.
Baking these treats is such a cinch,
Add a teaspoon of your tears.
Add a little more and you count to four and you never get your fill of... CUPCAKES!!!!

You are Pinkie Pie's 5th cupcake.

I LOVE YOU!
TOTAL LOVE!

[Rastawn]

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To my dearest Rastawn,

My beautiful Rastawn, unlike Rainbow Dash's dress nothing needs to be changed on you. You are far more lovely than any flower, roses are nothing compared to you.

Rainbow Dash's Dress needed to be cooler, by like 20%, I don't

[Rastawn]

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To my dearest Rastawn,

With a little flick of hair
a dainty angel flies on air
dancing 'round your head with joy
in her hands a cute stuffed toy
She places a gentle kiss upon your cheek
recoils back and acts so meek
"To you I give my kiss, oh my"
and there her wings they do so fly.

Awwwwwwww <3

[Rastawn]

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Here's hoping you have a somepony special this Hearts and Hooves day!

Or at least a looot of cupcakes! &3

~ Pinkie Pie

I do have Somepony special, but I need more cupcakes!

[Rastawn]

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To my dearest Rastawn,

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02u7fhtp6sL

Creeepy!

[Rastawn]

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To my dearest Rastawn,

BROHOOF!

-Lady X.

*Brohoof!*

[Rastawn]

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To my dearest Rastawn,

This is your singing Valentine, I hope it isn't late! I want you for my valentine because you're really great! I hope that you enjoy this 'cause it took my quite some time. It's really harder than it looks to make up a good rhyme. I'll give you punch and cupcakes, play with Gummy have some fun, and then we'll snuggle up together when the day is done! No need to send a gift, your good wishes are enough, Valentine's day's for love and hearts not getting lots of stuff. I'll be so alone with out you so I hope that you'll agree, so please or please accept this card and spend Valentines with me!

-Pinkie Pie

I wonder if this is the same Pinkie Pie as before
If so, yay double love

If not oh god! there are two Pinkie Pies!


Also Epic re-make of Pinkie Pies Telegram!