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To protect his non-specific hometown/hidden village, Naruchigo has to wield GREAT
POWER and shoulder GREAT RESPONSIBILITIES! He must learn to believe in
himself through a sequence of poorly animated action sequences! But above all,
he must SHOUT OUT EVERYTHING HE DOES! EAT NO JUTSU! Heaven
penetrating lunar TOILET BREAK! He fights... for LOVE. He fights.... FOR
FRIENDSHIP. He fights... FOR HIS MENTOR! Naruchigo's parents were probably
killed by a nameless foe, in which case, he's also fighting FOR VENGEANCE.
Either way, he's fighting his way right into our hearts. LAME NO JUTSU!
Red. Red everywhere.
Why did his eye hurt so much? Otou-sama, Okaa-sama, Onii-chan.
Why weren't they moving anymore?
And where was his other brother?
Malevolent laughter, a shadowy man.
Who? What did he do to them?
o2 ☆ JIKEN: LEARNING
A small old man with many rabbits.
Why did they always visit the onsen?
Learned much about being a ninja.
His sensei taught him everything.
But the nameless foe came again.
Even the rose petals failed to work.
The man left with only a nosebleed.
o3 ☆ JIKEN: NEW PATH
His sensei's last words to him:
"To protect the hidden village
You must be ULTIMATE NINJA!
Go to MEDIACROCY and be HERO!
Wear long rabbit ears ALL THE TIME!
Find that man and earn VENGEANCE!
You have GREAT RESPONSIBILITIES!"