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[salsababy2889]

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The side affects are sexual, are you down for a taste?

Mana had finished his flirting with the near minor, deciding that being ***** Bear approved wasn't one of the things he wanted to do today. Start his new job, check. Blow and ******** his boss, check. Become a *****, no thanks. He instead just went over the same routine of organizing bottles and glasses, making the occasional virgin fruit drink for a customer, nothing out of the ordinary and it seemed like it'd be forever until people deemed it alright to celebrate happy hour, and that's when the drinks would start to flow, the fun would begin, and boys would get naked. Aww yeah.

And just when the monotony of rearranging the bottles was starting to bother him, out burst Treppe and his waterworks. The redhead jumped in his skin at the loudness of the man's tears, half afraid that Treppe was dying or something what with the way he was crying. As black as his little heart was, even those tears plucked at his heart strings. This was the guy that had burst in with Daemon when Ryo and Mana had been going at it, and yet the same cocky and laid-back guy who pretty much gave his approval for the two to finish was now bawling his eyes out on the floor yelling how sorry he was. Sorry for what? Within the past hour or so Mana had been utterly confused by the things he had seen in this shoppe-- Really if it wasn't for the fact that it was the only job he could get and the hot men around here, he'd quit before something crazy happened to him. Good thing that those two circumstances were in effect.

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[salsababy2889]

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[salsababy2889]

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»Introducing Double Trouble ♫ ♪ ♬☆

♫ ♪ ♬☆ 0n the3 str33tz th3y c411 m3 ««
»Makora [Left] and Lulu [Right]

♫ ♪ ♬☆ I b13w 0ut thiis m4ny c4nd13s ««
»Ten times Two

♫ ♪ ♬☆ I 4m ««
»Male, last time we checked

♫ ♪ ♬☆ H0w ii r011 ««
» We are two halves of the same whole, but we are also the light and the dark of each side. I'm the lighter version, the more patient and forgiving of us. I can get easily flustered, embarrassed, and emotional, but I try not to let things bother me. For the most part, I'm the conscience half of the whole, where as I am the devil on your shoulder. Any trouble we get in to is usually my idea, and I make sure I take credit where credit is due. I've got the shorter temper and patience, but I also know how to joke around and flirt around... Two things I do quite well. But I'm not a whore, when he wants to be. If you're just into me for my looks (I know, I'm hot) or to get into my pants, sorry I'm not interested. And when I'm not interested, you will know, because usually his foot is launched so far up your a**, any thoughts you think have to go through his heel first. I try to keep him in check for the most part when it comes to fights and aggressive confrontations, but there's only so much one half can do for the whole. And though he can be a goody two-shoes and he can be a hot-head, we both love mischief. There's a reason we're "Double Trouble," and we make sure to live up to our name. I come up with the crazy ideas, but I'm the brain of the operation and I'm the brawn. We might each be one half of a whole, but together, these two halves give you double the trouble.

♫ ♪ ♬☆ D0n't h4t3 ««
»Sorry ladies, but I like some meat between the legs. Eww Makora, you don't have to say it that way... It's okay, you ladies who have been rejected can come to me for comfort.

♫ ♪ ♬☆ N0w y0u kn0w ««
»May 27th, Gemini, Escape the Fate - It's Just Me

♫ ♪ ♬☆ I 4m iin whiich 94n9? ««
»B4by Vr00m

♫ ♪ ♬☆ F4m0us 14st w0rds ««
»"Two for the price of one."

»Mirror, Mirror ♫ ♪ ♬☆

♫ ♪ ♬☆ Quiick striik3 4 p0s3 ««
»Twinsies, I Like it Rough, Double Trouble, Lulu, Makora.

♫ ♪ ♬☆ My n0v31 ««
»We were born to a middle class family as the only children, me being the older one by five minutes. Even so, we both were given the same attention and affection by our parents. Though they had a tough time telling us a part, we knew at an early age that we would turn out to be worlds apart in personality, yet as twins, we would remain each other's half. I was the more rebellious of us two, yet Lulu would always tie himself into my messes somehow, which gave us the whole "double trouble" title; not original, I know, but it fits us to a T. We shared a room until we were both ten, and then I moved to the room next to Lulu's. We found a secret ventilator shaft that connected our two rooms though, so even when we were in separate rooms, we were never really a part; we'd talk to each other through it, hide little things in there for the other to find, things like that. As we got older though, we used it as a way to warn each other though, like if we were doing something in our room we weren't supposed to be doing, we would give each other a head's up when the other was about to get busted... I was usually the one doing most of the warning, cough. I've never had a problem with Makora being gay, I just wish he could have been more discrete about it.

My senior year of high school was when our parents found out about my "preferences." I tried to warn Makora, but they were just too damn loud and too damn slow to hide in time and our parents caught him in the act. I was immediately thrown out of the house, given little time to pack my things and leave; I wasn't going to fight back against my parents, so I did it without complaint. I, however, wasn't going to lose Makora. I begged my parents to let him stay, but they refused. I begged them to let me go with him, but they refused. So doing the last thing I could, even if it was a lie, I told them that I was gay as well-- more specifically in love with my twin-- and proceeded to kiss me. On the mouth. Ew. It was proof enough for them to kick me out of the house as well, even though I knew I was totally straight and had no feelings for my twin other than a sibling love.

After beating the s**t out of Lulu for making up such a lie and getting himself kicked out of the house for no reason, we pooled our money together and got a place to stay. I wasn't going to let Makora, my other half, suffer alone so we moved in together. But things don't over for us yet. Nope, Double Trouble will make a strike back soon, even if it's by unconventional means.

»Fun f4cts ♫ ♪ ♬☆

♫ ♪ ♬☆ Promise You Won't Tell? ««
»✔ Any food with noodles in it .:. Sour foods
✔ Sharpei dogs .:. Reptiles, especially lizards
✔ Leather .:. Sharpie markers!

✘ Smoking/smokers .:. Getting absurdly drunk @.@
✘ When our mischievous acts are foiled .:. Makora when he gets angry and/or violent
✘ Overly talkative people .:. Embarrassing myself

✚ Anything with tentacles .:. Pre-opened drinks given to me
✚ Friday the 13th (the day, not the movie) .:. The zombie apocolypse
✚ Lulu getting hurt (don't tell him that!) .:. Makora abandoning me (don't tell him that!)

☐ Besides our personalities, the only way to tell us apart is that Makora has never cut his hair and wraps the braid loosely around his neck.
☐ Our parents thought that I was going to be born a girl so they already chose the name "Lulu" after our grandmother.
☐ We're totally opposed to the idea of how twins can read each other's minds or whatever. If we say the same thing at the same time, choose the same food, or do anything the same as the other, one of us has to change our choice.

♫ ♪ ♬☆ B3hiind th3 sc3n3s ««
»Salsababy2889

[salsababy2889]

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[salsababy2889]

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D 0 U B L 3 ✗ 7 R 0 U B L 3
☆ ʟυʟυ ☆ ✚ ★ мαкσяα ★

Just a little more, come on and
→ s a t i s f yx mexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Just a little more, come on and xxxxxxxxx
→ t e r r i f yx me
Just a little more and I'll be xxx
→ d o n ex with itxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Take my xxxxx
→ l i f exand then I'll feel xxxx
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[salsababy2889]

http://i37.tinypic.com/yl91y.jpgYou can never t e l l , when he'll s h o w up
He gives you plenty of t r o u b l e
I guess he's just a no 'count p u p...

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But I wish that he were d o u b l e
He's a t r a m p, He's a r o v e r
And there's n o t h i n g more to say...

[salsababy2889]

So if you're lonely
You know I'm here waiting for you
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot away from you

[¤* Danika *¤]

And if you leave here
You leave me broken, shattered, I lie
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot, then we can die

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[salsababy2889]

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Meeeeeeeooooooooow~

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