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[salsaplant]

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[salsaplant]

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[salsaplant]

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x▸▸ Rudie ◂◂
x x x x x x x x x x

✖✖✖ - - - Speak // UP

My name is...
x x xHatori Nakegoe


I'm naked on...
x x xOctober 1st / 24


The way I swing...
x x x... You think I care what's in your pants? (bisexual)


My porn names...
x x xDoctor, sensei


Look at me...
x x xHair so Black
x x xEyes so Green
x x xStanding so tall, 6' 0''
x x xStepping so deep, 147lbs


✖✖✖ - - - Listen to // ME

What doesn't kill you...

Like I said before, I was skating long before any of these kids were even fetuses swimming around in their mom's tummies (that's the medical term for pregnancy); I even was the one that got Yasuki into skating when I gave him my old pair of skates. I had been skating all of my life but never got into the gang part of it until poor Ya-ya came home one day, bloody lip, black eye, and both skates missing, bawling his eyes out as usual. Some middle-school skate punks had jumped my baby brother on his way home and when he had tried to get away, they roughed him up and stole his blades. Well I wasn't gonna put up with that even though I wasn't any older than they were, so aluminum bat in hand, I found those little bastards and put a hurting on them in all of my twelve-year-old glory. Since those boys had lived and by my good graces were not beaten within an inch of their lives, they were forever indebted to me and even offered to let me be in charge of their little group. 'Course that was over a decade ago, not like anyone would remember the gang name, but what was important was that it's how I got my start in these skate gangs.
So fast-forward through the years, members came and went, turf wars were won and lost, gangs rose and fell from power, but I thrived in this world. I learned every trick, did every drug, and tagged every building I could find... Still, I was getting older, I had my brothers to worry about, I couldn't keep being a child. So I hung up my skates, buckled down with school, and even got my medical degree almost a year ago. I currently work as a doctor at Tokyo-to's General Hospital, and each time I see one of these skater punks come in with one of their skating wounds, I can't help but smile a little on the inside. Can't say I'd give up my job to go back to that life, but I can't say I don't miss it either.


My swagger involves...

One word-- Experience. I've been roaming these streets longer than these kids have even been alive, and have watched it change, develop, etc. so I know enough of the layout to get from one side of the city to the other in a minute. I've also seen the skaters change and grow up around me too, or have treated their skating injuries if they ever went to the hospital, so I know/know of almost everyone on the scene no matter what age or gang they are. Also, since I'm a licensed medical doctor, I have first-aid skills, access to any surgical implements and drugs, and know more about your body than you do... Though I wouldn't mind looking it over, from a medical standpoint ya know...


✖✖✖ - - - Dirty// THOUGHTS

I can't get enough of...
x x x● My work as a doctor
x x x● Sex and those involved in said act
x x x● Fetishes-- I've pretty much got them all
x x x● Beaches
x x x● Younger men/women


Pisses me off...
x x x● Long work hours
x x x● Police/law enforcement-- Most are corrupt anyways
x x x● Naive/cocky skaters
x x x● Warm beer/cheap alcohol
x x x● People who don't learn from their experiences


I'm scared of...
x x x● Selachophobia- Fear of sharks
x x x● Lyssophobia- Fear of rabies or of becoming mad
x x x● Cleisiophobia- Fear of being locked in an enclosed place


✖✖✖ - - - Rebellion // ISN'T DEAD

My spray cans consist of...
x x xMedium Blue and Sandy Brown

The voice in my head, the one that wants you to shut the hell up...
x x xSalsababy2889

[Rezlin Kaiser]

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x▸▸ Merry XXXMas Leader ◂◂
You Naughty or Nice?x x x x x x x x x x

✖✖✖ - - - Speak // UP

My name is...
x x xHolly -------


I'm naked on...
x x xDecember 24th / 20


The way I swing...
x x xI love naughty boys... But I will still give my good girls attention (heteroflexible)


My porn names...
x x xMama Christmas, Mistress Claus, or just the prefixes of those names ;3


Look at me...
x x xHair so Blonde
x x xEyes so Red & Green
x x xStanding so tall, 5' 7''
x x xStepping so deep, 126 lbs


✖✖✖ - - - Listen to // ME

What doesn't kill you...

Well let's skip over the boring parts of my life, like my first time and puberty, family issues, blah blah. . . My reign as Mistress Claus began when I was sixteen years old, working at the mall to make some extra cash to buy some stupid clothes(you know, like most teens would. Could you blame me?). I was working in a clothing store for a little while until Christmas, which is when I learned that they paid more money to whoever could bear to withstand the agony of listening to some gullible, snobby little brats talk about how 'good' they were that year, and all the freakin' insanely-more-expensive-than-my-salary's-amount crap they wanted as presents. . .

Of course I took the opportunity for a job. Worked as a ********' elf. It was boring as hell, and I wanted to punt a few kids a couple of yards away. . . Until this young bluenette of a player came into the picture. He and I had ourselves a brief fling, but we didn't last long. It was only pleasure for both of us, a little 'booty call' or whatever the hell you call it. After that, I began to work as an exotic dancer at a gentleman's club,


My swagger involves...

SKILLS AND SPECIALTIES


✖✖✖ - - - Dirty// THOUGHTS

I can't get enough of...
x x x● Christmas
x x x● My Reindeer
x x x●
x x x●
x x x●


Pisses me off...
x x x●
x x x●
x x x●
x x x●
x x x●


I'm scared of...
x x x●
x x x●
x x x●


✖✖✖ - - - Rebellion // ISN'T DEAD

My spray cans consist of...
x x xDark Green and Crimson


The voice in my head, the one that wants you to shut the hell up...
x x xSalsababy2889

[salsaplant]

x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x▸▸ Merry XXXMas Member ◂◂
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names...x x x x x x x x x x

✖✖✖ - - - Speak // UP

My name is...
x x xBell Brookhaven


I'm naked on...
x x xMay 4th / 14


The way I swing...
x x xSoooooo far over the rainbow (homosexual)


My porn names...
x x xB.B., Rudolph


Look at me...
x x xHair so white
x x xEyes so blue
x x xStanding so tall, 5' 4''
x x xStepping so deep, 109 lbs


✖✖✖ - - - Listen to // ME

What doesn't kill you...

[[Will be revealed as story progresses]]


My swagger involves...

SKILLS AND SPECIALTIES


✖✖✖ - - - Dirty// THOUGHTS

I can't get enough of...
x x x● Dairy products
x x x● Music
x x x● The beach
x x x● Dominating men
x x x● Go-go dancing


Pisses me off...
x x x● Icky bugs
x x x● Cold weather (since I'm made to wear such a tiny outfit)
x x x● Mama Christmas teasing me ; o;
x x x● Big dogs
x x x● How clumsy I am


I'm scared of...
x x x● Arachnophobia- Fear of spiders
x x x● Aligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women
x x x● Pocrescophobia- Fear of gaining weight


✖✖✖ - - - Rebellion // ISN'T DEAD

My spray cans consist of...
x x xChocolate


The voice in my head, the one that wants you to shut the hell up...
x x xSalsababy2889

[salsaplant]

»Ш Ξ Ƚ ʗ 0 Ϻ ii Л G • T4E G0D 0F W@R • T 0 • T Ң Ξ • Ғ ц T ц Ґ Ξ «

♫ ♪ ♬☆ 0n the3 str33tz th3y c411 m3 ««
» Aries Cross Valtiel

♫ ♪ ♬☆ I b13w 0ut thiis m4ny c4nd13s ««
» Twenty-Three

♫ ♪ ♬☆ I 4m ««
» 100% all natural man

♫ ♪ ♬☆ H0w ii r011 ««
» If Aries were 40 years older, he'd be the perfect grouchy old man-- Easily irritated, grumpy, and cynical. But that's only part of the time, he has other charming qualities such as narcissism, greed, and pyromaniac tendencies. Yes, he's quite a catch isn't he? But when Aries isn't busy showing off, starting fights, or being blasphemous at claiming he's a god (he really shouldn't get those ideas just because of his name...), he can be found chilling with his childhood friend Caesar or tearing up pavement in his skates. The one good thing about him (I guess) would be that he's passionate about those things he likes... And passionate about what he dislikes as well... and this level of dedication can sometimes be hard to find. All in all, he's rough around the edges and if you can put up with his rough demeanor, he might actually be a good friend for you.

♫ ♪ ♬☆ D0n't h4t3 ««
» Bi to the Sexual

♫ ♪ ♬☆ N0w y0u kn0w ««
» February 9, Aquarius, Theif - Shinichi Osawa (Remix)

♫ ♪ ♬☆ I 4m iin whiich 94n9? ««
» Shreaderz

♫ ♪ ♬☆ My r4nk 1s? ««
» Subordinate

♫ ♪ ♬☆ F4m0us 14st w0rds ««
» "I'm a god in human form-- Bow before me!"

»Mirror, Mirror • • •

♫ ♪ ♬☆ Quiick striik3 4 p0s3 ««
» man's best friend, Black and white, and red all over, spliced

♫ ♪ ♬☆ My n0v31 ««
» [[As written by Kaizerlion]] Aries had a normal life as a delinquent, simply an average family with no precise problems other than they were so droll. He did what normal kids would do-- Hang out with friends, skate, cause mischief. With only minor problems that he was caught for (there was plenty of other stuff he got away with though, *cough*), it didn't seem like Aries would ever do anything extraordinary with his life. Then one day, he met a redhead that looked like he had some cash on him. . . And had a stupid grin on his face. So he thought it'd be fun to hang out with the guy, maybe get him to buy some cigs (even though he was only 13/14) and new skates. But then he started feeling a bit. . . attracted to him. The damn redhead Caesar seduced him!

So, one day, that redhead and he got a hotel room for three entire days-- kind of odd for two 14 year old boys to get a hotel room to themselves, but no one paid much mind because money was money. Anyways, so they remained cooped up in that room the entire 3 days. Nothing but sex. And Aries was still wondering "When's my turn to be on top?" Aries held a grudge for all that youthful butt-thrashing (even to this day), but at least he took Cae's virginity. . . Probably. That red head was rubbing off on Aries in more than one sense of the phrase, the male becoming more bolder, more defiant, more narcissistic, more... Well, like Caesar. Kinda creepy to think about now, in Aries's mind, but he and Caesar meshed all too well which was why they got along as well as they did... And why they fight as much as they do too.

Then, about a year later, Caesar brought a sister along, and even joined into a gang, while Aries joined a different gang instead. . . So the two hadn't spent as much time together as usual, but still kept connected over the years. This lead to their eventual 'partnership' as men for hire for certain services. . . Not sex, you dirty-minded sluts. . . But from roughing up some people, to transporting goods, and even robbing some yakuza! Good times, good times. . .

Aries is still looking for revenge on that ********' red head though... He'd wait for the perfect time to rape that smug b*****d. He just has to be patient...

»Fun f4cts • • •

♫ ♪ ♬☆ Promise You Won't Tell? ««
» ☑ Spicy foods
☑ Getting into a good fist fight
☑ Smoking/cigarettes

☒ Being out of cigarettes
☒ Caesar forcing him to "bottom" = n=
☒ Losing a fight/battle/race... Actually, just losing in general

☐ Took Caesar's virginity at age 14... Been messing around with him ever since
☐ Has an oral fixation... Loves things in his mouth *cough*
☐ Loves to watch Disney movies for some odd reason

♫ ♪ ♬☆ B3hiind th3 sc3n3s ««
»Salsababy2889

[salsaplant]

»Ш Ξ Ƚ ʗ 0 Ϻ ii Л G • D0⋒ϐL3 TR0⋒ϐL3 • T 0 • T Ң Ξ • Ғ ц T ц Ґ Ξ «

♫ ♪ ♬☆ 0n the3 str33tz th3y c411 m3 ««
» Lexi Marquis Requiem & Lavi Simone Requiem

♫ ♪ ♬☆ I b13w 0ut thiis m4ny c4nd13s ««
» Twenty

♫ ♪ ♬☆ I 4m ««
» We're manly men!

♫ ♪ ♬☆ H0w ii r011 ««
» We are two halves of the same whole, but we are also the light and the dark of each side. I'm the lighter version, the more patient and forgiving of us. Though I hide it rather well, I can get easily flustered, embarrassed, and emotional, but I try not to let things bother me. For the most part, I'm the conscience half of the whole, where as I am the devil on your shoulder. Any trouble we get in to is usually my idea, and I make sure I take credit where credit is due. I've got the shorter temper and patience, but I also know how to joke around and flirt around... Two things I do quite well. But I'm not a whore, when he wants to be. If you're just into me for my looks (I know, I'm hot) or to get into my pants, sorry I'm not interested. And when I'm not interested, you will know, because usually his foot is launched so far up your a**, any thoughts you think have to go through his heel first. I try to keep him in check for the most part when it comes to fights and aggressive confrontations, but there's only so much one half can do for the whole. And though he can be a goody two-shoes and he can be a hot-head, we both love mischief. But we're also businessmen first and foremost, but we still like to be a little naughty on our off time. There's a reason we're "Double Trouble," and we make sure to live up to our name. I come up with the crazy ideas, but I'm the brain of the operation and I'm the brawn. We might each be one half of a whole, but together, these two halves give you double the trouble.

♫ ♪ ♬☆ D0n't h4t3 ««
» Sorry ladies, but I like some meat between the legs. (homosexual) I'm a more equal opportunity lover than my brother, so I won't be too picky. (bisexual)

♫ ♪ ♬☆ N0w y0u kn0w ««
» May 27th, Gemini, Escape the Fate - It's Just Me

♫ ♪ ♬☆ I 4m iin whiich 94n9? ««
» TRiiPPY SHR00MZ

♫ ♪ ♬☆ My r4nk 1s? ««
» Member

♫ ♪ ♬☆ F4m0us 14st w0rds ««
» "Two for the price of one~"

»Mirror, Mirror • • •

♫ ♪ ♬☆ Quiick striik3 4 p0s3 ««
»OTHER PICTURE/S [Put as a link please]

♫ ♪ ♬☆ My n0v31 ««
»We were born to a middle class family as the only children, me being the older one by five minutes. Even so, we both were given the same attention and affection by our parents. Though they had a tough time telling us a part, we knew at an early age that we would turn out to be worlds apart in personality, yet as twins, we would remain each other's half. I was the more rebellious of us two, yet Lavi would always tie himself into my messes somehow, which gave us the whole "double trouble" title; not original, I know, but it fits us to a T. We shared a room until we were both ten, and then I moved to the room next to Lavi's. We found a secret ventilator shaft that connected our two rooms though, so even when we were in separate rooms, we were never really a part; we'd talk to each other through it, hide little things in there for the other to find, things like that. As we got older though, we used it as a way to warn each other though, like if we were doing something in our room we weren't supposed to be doing, we would give each other a head's up when the other was about to get busted... I was usually the one doing most of the warning, cough. I've never had a problem with Lexi being gay, I just wish he could have been more discrete about it.

My senior year of high school was when our parents found out about my "preferences." I tried to warn Lexi, but they were just too damn loud and too damn slow to hide in time and our parents caught him in the act. I was immediately thrown out of the house, given little time to pack my things and leave; I wasn't going to fight back against my parents, so I did it without complaint. I, however, wasn't going to lose Lexi. I begged my parents to let him stay, but they refused. I begged them to let me go with him, but they refused. So doing the last thing I could, even if it was a lie, I told them that I was gay as well-- more specifically in love with my twin-- and proceeded to kiss me. On the mouth. Ew. It was proof enough for them to kick me out of the house as well, even though I knew I was totally straight and had no feelings for my twin other than a sibling love.

After beating the s**t out of Lavi for making up such a lie and getting himself kicked out of the house for no reason, we pooled our money together and got a place to stay. I wasn't going to let Lexi, my other half, suffer alone so we moved in together. Of course we had to find a way to make a living, but no one wanted to hire two runaways... Well, that is no credible jobs. A friend of a friend of another friend got us this gig as delivery boys for less than legal paraphernalia. Lavi, just come out and say it-- We were drug runners. That's how we got our start in skating; it was our means of transportation. We had that gig for a few months before we ran into Dmitiry. He talked us into joining the Triippy Shr00mz, and as long as we got paid, we didn't really mind joining. Actually, it kinda sounded pretty cool, so we accepted and here we are now. Things aren't over for us yet. Nope, Double Trouble will make a strike back soon, even if it's by unconventional means.

»Fun f4cts • • •

♫ ♪ ♬☆ Promise You Won't Tell? ««
» ✔ Any food with noodles in it .:. Sour foods
✔ A well rolled blunt .:. A lasting high
✔ Leather .:. Reptiles, especially snakes

✘ Not being paid upfront .:. Getting bad batches of drugs
✘ When our mischievous acts are foiled .:. Lexi when he gets angry and/or violent
✘ Overly talkative people .:. Embarrassing myself

✚ Anything with tentacles .:. Pre-opened drinks given to me
✚ Friday the 13th (the day, not the movie) .:. The zombie apocalypse
✚ Lavi getting hurt (don't tell him that!) .:. Lexi abandoning me (don't tell him that!)

☐ Besides our personalities, the only way to tell us apart is that is blind in his right eye and usually wears an eye patch over it.
☐ We're totally opposed to the idea of how twins can read each other's minds or whatever. If we say the same thing at the same time, choose the same food, or do anything the same as the other, one of us has to change our choice.

♫ ♪ ♬☆ B3hiind th3 sc3n3s ««
»Salsababy2889

[salsaplant]

⒯⒭⒤⒤⒫⒫⒴ ๑ ⒮⒣⒭⒪⒪⒨⒵ ๑๑ ⒨⒠⒨⒝⒠⒭⒮

[salsaplant]

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I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It's a very, very mad world

[salsaplant]

[ ӈɪвɑʀɪ ӄуσуɑ ] [ 雲雀 恭弥 ]

[ ヒバリ キョヤ]

[salsaplant]

XXXXXX

[ DAICHI ]
x x x x x x x x❛ Random ❜

● ○ ● { ✘ } » ᴦ ʜ ɛ xxx s i ᴍ ᴘ ℓ ɛ xxx ᴦ ʜ i ᴎ ɢ s


Upon My Birth Certificate ::
xxxShou Tsuke Daichi
Secret Aliases ::
xxxCode Red (because of the red bandanna he wears)
Candles on My Cake ::
xxx19
Precious Family ::
xxxDaichi
Defining Feature ::
xxxRandom
Weapon of Choice ::
x x xButterfly knives and tasers... Yeah, totally a close combat fighter.

x x x x x───────────┐


( ◆ ) ⓛⓘⓚⓔⓢ
○ Comics & Manga: No I'm not an otaku... I just like pictures with my books is all.
○ Smoking: Pot, cigarettes, crack... Wait, maybe not that last thing. But I've got a bit of an oral fixation and love to ruin my lungs <3
○ Tormenting his cousins: Hey, just because one of them happens to be my Boss doesn't mean I can't rough him up once in a while <3

( ◆ ) ⓓⓘⓢⓛⓘⓚⓔⓢ
● Dairy Products: I'm lactose intolerant... So not cool.
● Cats: Another allergy I have, and I really don't want to be sneezing all day.
● Short Hair: Well, to be more specific, on other people. I like my men (and the occasional woman) to have medium to long length hair; anything that I can grab on to. I'm a grabber, I need something to yank on ;]


( ◆ ) ⓕⓔⓐⓡⓢ
□ Being buried alive
□ Rape: Even rape fantasy/roleplaying is so not cool with me
□ Velcro: ... Dude, what the hell is that s**t??


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↘ History Repeats
Alright, time for my autobiography. Let's start from the beginning: When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, the daddy puts his-- Wait, not that beginning? Fine, so after conception, birth, and the several months where I developed my motor skills, I became the average kid. Well, the average kid that grows up in a mafia family. Sure I climbed trees and ate pb&j sandwiches... But that was only because I was taking shelter in a tree from gunshots and had to feed part of my sandwich to the squirrels outside just to make sure that it wasn't poisoned (there were a lot of squirrel casualties </3 ). And yeah I went to school too... A nice big private one that pretty much consisted of the future mafia generation. I had relatives that I hung out with as well-- and by 'hung out with' I mean tease excessively. Poor Roro... The kid was cute, I'll admit, but I had to give him a little tough love as the older cousin! I just had to disregard the fact that he was gonna be the future boss, no big deaaaaaal.

See, like I said-- normal kid!

So I did my time in school, got out of high school, and what do I decide to do with my life? Become a host. Yeah, didn't see that coming, did you? Oh don't get me wrong, I didn't turn my back on the Family or anything, I just thought that getting paid to seduce people and have people buy me drinks was just a much more appealing option. I don't wanna brag, but I was the number one host more times that I care to remember, and I wouldn't have minded just doing that until I got old. However, the idea of his only son being a "gigolo" didn't sit well with my father and humbly asked the newest boss, Rokoshi, to "take me under his wing" and "guide me" as a member of the Daichi family.

Ummmn, what? That adorable little pip-squeak is supposed to guide me? Heh, this was the same kid that I rolled up in our grandfather's Oriental rug and tried to give it (and him) away to visiting Chinese businessmen as a gift. The same kid whose sixteenth birthday party I crashed by having a mail-order Russian "bride" pop out of a large cake... Bride being a muscly Russian man who was oiled up and wearing a banana hammock. ALL THAT BEING SAID, that was the kid that was supposed to be bossing me around? Better than to argue with my old man, I decided that it'd just be best to remain as an "outside resource" to my dear cousin, one that was not exactly a part of his small cabinet of close men, but was still able to hold some top rank amongst the family and take on specific missions directly from Rokoshi.

Still gonna kick the snot out of that kid regardless <3

↘ People Change
Alright, so apparently I'm supposed to put some sort of s**t in here about my personality... Ummmn, okay so what do I talk about... Well, I guess we can start with the fact that I'm one of a kind. There's only one like me (of course if there was another one like me, I'd kill them off just so I could be the one and only, but we won't get into that) and I'm quite proud of this fact. Love me, hate me, loathe me, envy me, screw me in the leather backseat of my Jaguar (-winkwink-), you can't deny that you will never find another guy like me. Even ask Rokoshi! He'll admit that I'm one of a kind... And that he already has a handful putting up with me, let alone even
fathom thinking about another me.

So what elsssssssse...

Oh, ya know those girls in the bars that tease you and all the time you're just wondering, "Ohmygod,whywon'tshejustshutupandletmestickitinher?" ... Or you might not wonder that, that's cool too... But yeah, then later on after nailing her she sinks her claws into you and want commitment, or do the complete opposite and let you know that you were just a pity lay? Long analogy done, I'm the opposite of that. I let you know upfront how I feel about you, then tease and torment you later... And for the rest of your life. If I like you and/or want to get in your pants (or visa versa, I don't mind switching it up), I'll let you know and then tease you all the way to the bedroom as well as between the sheets~ And if I hate you, I'll let you know then slowly torment you for the rest of your life (that is until you cut it short to get away from me). And if I REALLY like you like I do my sweet cousins, I'll let you know and then pick on you forever and ever just to show my love <333

ALRIGHT, THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS? YOU WANNA KNOW MORE? BUY ME A DRINK.

↘ Some Things Stay the Same
Dim Gray and Crimson

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[ Yoshio ]
x x x x x x x x❛ Boss ❜

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Upon My Birth Certificate ::
xxxKida Gennosuke Yoshio
Secret Aliases ::
xxxNicknames, Codenames, etc.
Candles on My Cake ::
xxx20
Precious Family ::
xxxYoshio
Defining Feature ::
xxxBoss
Weapon of Choice ::
x x xMeteor Hammer (Think Gogo Yubari in "Kill Bill" )

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( ◆ ) ⓛⓘⓚⓔⓢ
○ // Being Boss // - Getting high on power, baby
○ // Fine textiles // - Leather, fur, silk, etc.
○ // A Good Fight // - Be it kicking enemy a** or fighting between the sheets
○ // Exotic Animals // - And has several as pets

( ◆ ) ⓓⓘⓢⓛⓘⓚⓔⓢ
● // Rap // - You call that "music"?
● // Stubborn/stuck up people // - Just give up and give in... To , that is
● // Untimeliness // - Do things by his time and my pace

( ◆ ) ⓕⓔⓐⓡⓢ
□ // Claustrophobia // - Fear of enclosed spaces
□ // Anginophobia // - Fear of choking/being choked
□ // Epistaxiophobia // - Fear of nosebleeds


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↘ History Repeats
Kida is not the kind of boy who needs his history to be told in several heart-felt paragraphs about how horrible his childhood was and that it was the reason why he was so messed up now. No, instead let's give highlights from his life, see if that helps explain a few things--
Birth: A young Kida Gennosuke Yoshio is born into the world like any child: small, fragile, crying, and in need of comfort. His father sets him in the crib and decides that the child is to be left there until he stops crying; no food or company is permitted. Almost two days pass before the baby falls silent and is taken out of the crib. This is the last time Kida cries.
4 years old: Kida receives his first beating for spilling paint on the carpet. He is spanked with a thin bamboo shoot. The thickness of the rod increases each year.
7 years old: Kida kills his older brother by pushing and drowning him in the family's pond. Unable to bear more children, his father kills his mother and takes on only mistresses for the remainder of his life. All attention is turned to Kida as the recognized Yoshio heir.
10 years old: Kida is beaten again like the numerous times before. His father finds the lackey who gave the beatings dead with the bamboo rod impaled in his eye socket. Kida's father upgrades his son's beatings to flogging and dunking.
12 years old: Kida is dumped on the other side of the country with no money or resources, and told that he would be exiled from the Family if he did not return in three days by his own means. He shows up two days later in a stolen car and three bodies in the trunk.
14 years old: Kida is enrolled into a private high school that houses a large population of mafia-related students. An incident during the same year involves an "attack" upon Kida by three upper class men whose intent was to "rape" the boy; the same incident ends with the three boys in near-critical condition. Few know that Kida actually incited the boys before beating them.
17 years old: Kida becomes friendly with the young up and coming Daichi Family heir, Rokoshi. He takes the younger male under his wing and thereby creates an "alliance by acquaintance" amongst the two families. He decides rape is imminent for his darling Roro.
18 years old: Kida's father dies of lung cancer (he was a smoker), leaving the teen as the new heir of the family. He chooses his closest men, kills off others, and sets up the new Yoshio Family to his liking.
20-21 years old: The present Kida that we have come to known. Brings "cruel professionalism" to the crime and business of the Family. Currently single and not looking... Unless it's just for a "good" time. Enjoys walks on the beach, curling up by the fire with a good book... And playing with his prey.

↘ People Change
When one asks or thinks about Kida's personality, there are several adjectives one could use to describe it. Defining adjectives yes, but any that are positive? ... Not many... If any at all. If you asked some of his lackeys and underlings what they thought, they'd probably give you the usual attributes one would want in a boss/leader-- strong, independent, disciplined, etc. You know, general adjectives that could apply to Kida, but they only use just to be on the safe side should word get back to their boss on how they talked about him. If it was something he didn't like, they'd rather not say anything at all to save their skin.

Let's compile the proper list, shall we? Strong, independent, disciplined to his own rules, sadistic, slightly masochistic, cruel, lustful, twisted, perverse, disturbed, perverted, narcissistic, egotistical, self-centered, selfish, power-hungry, abusive, impatient... And that's just one side of him. He'll tame his inner devil when certain people are around-- mostly Rokoshi-- and act more "civilized" than he might normally be, but that's just to lull his darling kohai into a false sense of security whilst he sinks his talons further and further into the boy to claim Roro for himself. Wonder what would happen if the boy saw his true colors...

↘ Some Things Stay the Same
MidnightBlue and Silver

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It's a chance, gonna move, gonna [********] up your ego; silly boy, gonna make you cry

Merrick Valdes Tarquinn

Incubus

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[ αll αвouτ mε ]

age[♥] Three-hundred and some odd years. I lost count. Appearance of twenty-three.
gender[♥]p***s between the legs
sexuality[♥] Somewhere over the rainbow~
b-day[♥] December 26th
height[♥]6' 0''
weight[♥] 160lbs
powers[♥] Seduction and low levels of Persuasion, Power Mimicry (temporary), ability to create illusions, and the ability to pass through solid objects
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[ ɗig α ℓiττℓε ɗεεpεя ]

likes [♥]
[ ✰✰✰ ] Books
[ ✰✰✰ ] Being alone
[ ✰✰✰ ] Cigarettes
[ ✰✰✰ ] ... Torturing those who break the rules in his library >:3

dislikes[♥]
[ ✰✰✰ ] LOUD TALKING D:<
[ ✰✰✰ ] Abuse of his books
[ ✰✰✰ ] Temptations (which is a lot since he's an incubus)
[ ✰✰✰ ] Sad endings... Because they make him cry

fears[♥]
[ ✰✰✰ ] The Headmaster
[ ✰✰✰ ] Losing his books
[ ✰✰✰ ] Having to quit smoking
[ ✰✰✰ ] Giving into his Incubus side and seriously harming someone

mind[♥]
Personality go in depth. Minimum of two paragraphs

memories[♥]
Bio. Minimum of two

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theme song[♥] Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide
campus job[♥] Head Librarian
crush or obsession[♥]Too many to count-- D'Artagnan, Edmond Dantes, Lestat de Lioncourt... Oh, you mean real people? Sorry, can't think of any right now.
color[♥] I do, I say, I think
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