Miss Salsa's Test Thread-- NO POSTIES! O:<

[salsaplant]

♦M♦ ♦A♦ ♦N♦ ♦A♦

The side affects are sexual, are you down for a taste?

Mana had finished his flirting with the near minor, deciding that being ***** Bear approved wasn't one of the things he wanted to do today. Start his new job, check. Blow and ******** his boss, check. Become a *****, no thanks. He instead just went over the same routine of organizing bottles and glasses, making the occasional virgin fruit drink for a customer, nothing out of the ordinary and it seemed like it'd be forever until people deemed it alright to celebrate happy hour, and that's when the drinks would start to flow, the fun would begin, and boys would get naked. Aww yeah.

And just when the monotony of rearranging the bottles was starting to bother him, out burst Treppe and his waterworks. The redhead jumped in his skin at the loudness of the man's tears, half afraid that Treppe was dying or something what with the way he was crying. As black as his little heart was, even those tears plucked at his heart strings. This was the guy that had burst in with Daemon when Ryo and Mana had been going at it, and yet the same cocky and laid-back guy who pretty much gave his approval for the two to finish was now bawling his eyes out on the floor yelling how sorry he was. Sorry for what? Within the past hour or so Mana had been utterly confused by the things he had seen in this shoppe-- Really if it wasn't for the fact that it was the only job he could get and the hot men around here, he'd quit before something crazy happened to him. Good thing that those two circumstances were in effect.

❊ Pick your
┗━━━━━━━━━┛ ☠ p o i s o n ☠ ❊

[salsaplant]

xxD σ υ b l єx☐
☐ x☐xxxxT r σ υ b l є




❣ ----- ❣



ʟυʟυ
xxxxx
xxxxxxмαкσяα

[salsaplant]

»Introducing Double Trouble ♫ ♪ ♬☆

♫ ♪ ♬☆ 0n the3 str33tz th3y c411 m3 ««
»Makora [Left] and Lulu [Right]

♫ ♪ ♬☆ I b13w 0ut thiis m4ny c4nd13s ««
»Ten times Two

♫ ♪ ♬☆ I 4m ««
»Male, last time we checked

♫ ♪ ♬☆ H0w ii r011 ««
» We are two halves of the same whole, but we are also the light and the dark of each side. I'm the lighter version, the more patient and forgiving of us. I can get easily flustered, embarrassed, and emotional, but I try not to let things bother me. For the most part, I'm the conscience half of the whole, where as I am the devil on your shoulder. Any trouble we get in to is usually my idea, and I make sure I take credit where credit is due. I've got the shorter temper and patience, but I also know how to joke around and flirt around... Two things I do quite well. But I'm not a whore, when he wants to be. If you're just into me for my looks (I know, I'm hot) or to get into my pants, sorry I'm not interested. And when I'm not interested, you will know, because usually his foot is launched so far up your a**, any thoughts you think have to go through his heel first. I try to keep him in check for the most part when it comes to fights and aggressive confrontations, but there's only so much one half can do for the whole. And though he can be a goody two-shoes and he can be a hot-head, we both love mischief. There's a reason we're "Double Trouble," and we make sure to live up to our name. I come up with the crazy ideas, but I'm the brain of the operation and I'm the brawn. We might each be one half of a whole, but together, these two halves give you double the trouble.

♫ ♪ ♬☆ D0n't h4t3 ««
»Sorry ladies, but I like some meat between the legs. Eww Makora, you don't have to say it that way... It's okay, you ladies who have been rejected can come to me for comfort.

♫ ♪ ♬☆ N0w y0u kn0w ««
»May 27th, Gemini, Escape the Fate - It's Just Me

♫ ♪ ♬☆ I 4m iin whiich 94n9? ««
»B4by Vr00m

♫ ♪ ♬☆ F4m0us 14st w0rds ««
»"Two for the price of one."

»Mirror, Mirror ♫ ♪ ♬☆

♫ ♪ ♬☆ Quiick striik3 4 p0s3 ««
»Twinsies, I Like it Rough, Double Trouble, Lulu, Makora.

♫ ♪ ♬☆ My n0v31 ««
»We were born to a middle class family as the only children, me being the older one by five minutes. Even so, we both were given the same attention and affection by our parents. Though they had a tough time telling us a part, we knew at an early age that we would turn out to be worlds apart in personality, yet as twins, we would remain each other's half. I was the more rebellious of us two, yet Lulu would always tie himself into my messes somehow, which gave us the whole "double trouble" title; not original, I know, but it fits us to a T. We shared a room until we were both ten, and then I moved to the room next to Lulu's. We found a secret ventilator shaft that connected our two rooms though, so even when we were in separate rooms, we were never really a part; we'd talk to each other through it, hide little things in there for the other to find, things like that. As we got older though, we used it as a way to warn each other though, like if we were doing something in our room we weren't supposed to be doing, we would give each other a head's up when the other was about to get busted... I was usually the one doing most of the warning, cough. I've never had a problem with Makora being gay, I just wish he could have been more discrete about it.

My senior year of high school was when our parents found out about my "preferences." I tried to warn Makora, but they were just too damn loud and too damn slow to hide in time and our parents caught him in the act. I was immediately thrown out of the house, given little time to pack my things and leave; I wasn't going to fight back against my parents, so I did it without complaint. I, however, wasn't going to lose Makora. I begged my parents to let him stay, but they refused. I begged them to let me go with him, but they refused. So doing the last thing I could, even if it was a lie, I told them that I was gay as well-- more specifically in love with my twin-- and proceeded to kiss me. On the mouth. Ew. It was proof enough for them to kick me out of the house as well, even though I knew I was totally straight and had no feelings for my twin other than a sibling love.

After beating the s**t out of Lulu for making up such a lie and getting himself kicked out of the house for no reason, we pooled our money together and got a place to stay. I wasn't going to let Makora, my other half, suffer alone so we moved in together. But things don't over for us yet. Nope, Double Trouble will make a strike back soon, even if it's by unconventional means.

»Fun f4cts ♫ ♪ ♬☆

♫ ♪ ♬☆ Promise You Won't Tell? ««
»✔ Any food with noodles in it .:. Sour foods
✔ Sharpei dogs .:. Reptiles, especially lizards
✔ Leather .:. Sharpie markers!

✘ Smoking/smokers .:. Getting absurdly drunk @.@
✘ When our mischievous acts are foiled .:. Makora when he gets angry and/or violent
✘ Overly talkative people .:. Embarrassing myself

✚ Anything with tentacles .:. Pre-opened drinks given to me
✚ Friday the 13th (the day, not the movie) .:. The zombie apocolypse
✚ Lulu getting hurt (don't tell him that!) .:. Makora abandoning me (don't tell him that!)

☐ Besides our personalities, the only way to tell us apart is that Makora has never cut his hair and wraps the braid loosely around his neck.
☐ Our parents thought that I was going to be born a girl so they already chose the name "Lulu" after our grandmother.
☐ We're totally opposed to the idea of how twins can read each other's minds or whatever. If we say the same thing at the same time, choose the same food, or do anything the same as the other, one of us has to change our choice.

♫ ♪ ♬☆ B3hiind th3 sc3n3s ««
»Salsababy2889

[salsaplant]

xxD σ υ b l єx☐
☐ x☐xxxxT r σ υ b l є








ʟυʟυ
xxxxx
xxxxxxмαкσяα

[salsaplant]

D 0 U B L 3 ✗ 7 R 0 U B L 3
☆ ʟυʟυ ☆ ✚ ★ мαкσяα ★

Just a little more, come on and
→ s a t i s f yx mexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Just a little more, come on and xxxxxxxxx
→ t e r r i f yx me
Just a little more and I'll be xxx
→ d o n ex with itxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Take my xxxxx
→ l i f exand then I'll feel xxxx
→ o k a y

[salsaplant]

You can never t e l l , when he'll s h o w up
He gives you plenty of t r o u b l e
I guess he's just a no 'count p u p...

𝔭𝔩𝔲𝔱𝔬

But I wish that he were d o u b l e
He's a t r a m p, He's a r o v e r
And there's n o t h i n g more to say...

[salsaplant]

So if you're lonely
You know I'm here waiting for you
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot away from you

[¤* Danika *¤]

And if you leave here
You leave me broken, shattered, I lie
I'm just a crosshair
I'm just a shot, then we can die

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[salsaplant]

𝖉 𝖎 𝖓 𝖆 𝖍
Meeeeeeeooooooooow~

[salsaplant]

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T w i n k l e , twinkle, little bat!
How I w o n d e r what you're at!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxUp above the w o r l d you fly,
Like a t e a t r a y in the sky.

Twinkle, twinkle little b a t !
How I wonder what y o u ' r e at!

» »-(¯` 𝖒𝖆𝖉 𝖍𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗 ´¯)-»

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Why is a r a v e n

Like a w r i t i n g desk?

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[salsaplant]

Jericho

The Basics

● Jericho Sebastian Broderick
● Ten plus Nine
● Five Feet, Seven Inches
● One-hundred Seventy-Two Pounds
● June Sixth
● Faithless Sacrifice

XBackground Check

● I am the youngest of a set of triplets-- 10 minutes younger than Ritsu (male) and 4 minutes younger than Paris (male). We had parents until the age of thirteen, but after a little... accident... they passed away, and we began to live on our own. I don't really miss them, and with time the pain of the loss wasn't so bad for my brothers. Sometimes I even forget I had parents...
● Since both our parents are dead, my brothers and I haven't really reached a point where we've tried to live on our own. When it came to going to the university for more schooling, we chose to live together in a three bedroom apartment in the city. Each of us have our own room (I made sure to take the biggest) and split the rent.
● Both my siblings go to university, and I do too... When I feel like it, of course. Since we each split the rent, we all have parttime jobs-- Ritsu works in a floral shoppe, Paris works in as a DJ at a nightclub, and I work as a piercer at a local tattoo shoppe. It's fun to stick people with needles and perhaps hear a few of them cry out in pain.
● Even though I'm the youngest of the triplets, I was the first to lose my ears. Age thirteen, the night after we found out our parents died. The details... Well, I'll keep that private... Hehe...

XXSocial Behavior

● Enigmatic
As much as I am a bit 'unusual,' I try to keep my quirks tamed down amongst those I'm rather familiar with, especially my siblings. Half the time you would never have known I could be deemed clinically insane, which probably makes me one of the more dangerous kinds of psychos. Still, I try to act as normal as possible around 'friends' and family though my crazy side does show through at times. A good example of not being able to control myself would be during a battle. I feed off the pain, feed off the agony piercing my skin, demanding my Fighter to win... How would I be able to control myself in such a situation?
● Demented
Teehee, teehee... You expect me to want more people to get close to me? I like to scar off anyone that tries to get to know me better-- I mean, at my job I have to seem normal so as not to scare off the customers, but it's not like they're trying to find out my life story. I don't need anyone but my Fighter and my brothers, so why should I care about you? Try as you might to be my friend, I don't think it'll work out... You might catch the crazies from me.

XXXDigging a Little Deeper

● Pain, piercings, fire, pain, darkness, cold, illegal acts, pain, anything that gets my blood pumping, reptiles, and did I mention pain?
● Not getting my way, when people don't take me seriously, people that get in my way, overly cute and cuddly things/people, people who try to tell me what to do, and Fighters that don't know their place
● What fears? I am fear itself... Though letting my emotions get the better of me (if I have any that is) could prove quite a problem...

XXXXThe "None of Your Business" Section

● Ears? Pfft, like I'd be caught dead with those things...
● Sure I like someone... Oh, you want me to tell you?
● . . . Eh? I don't have a Fighter yet and a Sacrifice has no real power alone, so I can't really answer that, now can I? But pain... Mmmn, such sensations coursing through my veins... How can I resist?
● I've always had 'Faithless' etched into the spot just above my shoulder blades since I could remember. So just to be a bit more blasphemous, I got black angel wings tattooed right below it.
● I'm pretty much any type of "maniac" you can think of-- Pyromaniac, nymphomaniac, hypo-maniac, dipsomaniac (insatiable craving for alcohol), egomaniac, kleptomaniac (craving to steal), megalomaniac (delusions of grandeur), monomaniac (obsession with one idea/subject), etc. You'd be surprised how well I can hide it though.
● God is dead, worship me.
● Personal Jesus : Depeche Mode

Applicant ● Salsababy2889

[salsaplant]

α ▫ я ▫ ι ▫ є ▫ s
ɢσם σғ ωαя

I don't mind the sun sometimes
The images it shows
I can taste you on my lips
And smell you in my clothes



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Cinnamon and sugary
And softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look
Through other people's eyes


sняєαםєяz sυвσяםιиαтє

[salsaplant]

Ritsu

The Basics

● Ritsu Talon Broderick
● Nineteen
● Five Feet, Eight Inches
● One-hundred Eighty Pounds
● June Sixth
● Merciless Sacrifice

XBackground Check

● I am the oldest of a set of triplets-- 6 minutes older than Paris (male) and 10 minutes older than Jericho (male). Our parents took care of us until the age of thirteen when they both passed away, leaving me and my brothers to fend for ourselves. Paris is a normal kid, usually busy with either his studies or his music, but Jericho is the one a bit off. He tries to act normal around us, but there's definitely a few screws loose in that brain of his... To be honest, I've often wondered if he had something to do with our parents untimely death, but I won't say anything about it. Like it or not, we're still family and we're the only ones we've got.
● About a year and a half ago we sold our family's house and using that plus the life insurance/inheritance money from our parents, we moved ourselves into an apartment in the city and enrolled in the university nearby. I have the first room on the right-- You'll be able to recognize it, it's the only clean one.
● With the money that wasn't used in getting our apartment, we used the rest on enrolling into school for the next couple of years. I'm studying to be a Chemist. I also got a parttime job as a florist at a small flower shoppe; a girly job, perhaps, but it's a calm and peaceful kind of work which is always nice.
● I'm saving my ears until I turn twenty. I want to make the decision to lose them when I'm an adult, not a teenager. I tried to set a good example by doing this, but Paris is the only one following along with it. Jericho lost his ears several years ago, but I'm not jealous, embarrassed, or self-conscious about the fact that I haven't had sex yet, but he has. I'm just waiting for the right time and the right person.

XXSocial Behavior

● Responsible
Since I'm the oldest in the family, there's a certain role that I have to play-- The one who sets the example, the reliable one, the responsible one, the dependant one. . . I have to be all this and more for my brothers. We're barely old enough to be on our own, even though we've been this way for years now. I need to be the strong one so the other two don't have to be burdened. I try to do what's best for us and what's best by them, even if it has a tendency to tire me out. I don't complain though, it's just my duty as an older brother.
● Loyal
I guess some of my 'big brother'-liness spills over into my other relationships too. I'm the person who's shoulder you can cry on, one who will help a stranger if they need it. . . Hey, a little kindness never hurt anyone, right? I try not to go too out of my way to suck-up and be sweet to people I just met, but I don't go out of my way to be rude either. I guess I just treat them the way I want to be treated is all.

XXXDigging a Little Deeper

● Windy weather, books, fencing, hot chocolate, fruit, quiet/peace, the feeling of achievement, my brothers
● People who don't try/give up too easily, getting wet (other than in the shower/swimming), spicy foods, the color red, not being able to do something (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
● Letting someone down, not working to my full potential, that I'll never be good enough for the people who need/rely on me

XXXXThe "None of Your Business" Section

● I've still got them, and no I'm not ashamed about it
● No one in particular...
● Being a Sacrifice is a nice change of pace. I'm relied on so much by my brothers, it's good to be able to rely on someone else, my Fighter. The pain isn't fun no, but I can bare it.
● Merciless. Honestly, I don't know if I like my name or not-- I think there's always room for mercy and forgiveness, but how can someone be human if there is no mercy in their hearts?
● It's not like I don't dislike Septimal Moon, but let's just say I'm glad that Paris isn't involved with this sort of stuff. It's a shame that Jericho is because it's only going to drive him further to the brink of insanity. He doesn't show it under normal circumstances, but he thrives on the pain that being a Sacrifice brings. Yet even so, he's always problematic when it comes to following Septimal Moon's rules. I do as I'm told without question, I just wish he'd do the same too.
● N/A
● If You Only Knew : Shinedown

Applicant ● Salsababy2889

[salsaplant]

iηceηt aleηtiηe
*~* Gimme some of that black magic *~*

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The world I love
The tears I drop
To be part of
The wave can't stop
Ever wonder if it's all for you?

[salsaplant]

“Being powerful is like being a lady. . .

• м ◦ α ◦ ʀ ◦ ι ◦ у ◦ α •

. . . If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.”

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“A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.”