Layouts n' Junk

Gone.

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taking up some space, biznitch!

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s p a c e ʈɦɘ ∂яυɢɢɨɘ s p a c e

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Kaleb Beau Harrison
Mister Ugly Duckling
" Fate cast me to play the role of an ugly duckling with no promise of swanning. "

I change my hair color often –though I only go back and forth between blond and brown-ish black (or any variation of the two). My eyes are a measly brown color, definitely not anything worthwhile or captivating there. Being 5’8”, I come in weighing an intense 140 pounds. Yikes, right? I just happen to have my ears gauged, though I’m a little too nervous to make myself get a tattoo. Needles, bleh!

Born October twenty-seventh to John and Bonnie Harrison, I was a whopping nine pounds. My ma' says that having all of the other kids was a snap after I was born -they practically just walked out -all four of 'em. Growing up, I was always the chunky kid. Everyone called me 'Noodles' because I had, well, a well-rounded gut. There were other nicknames then, you know. Plumber-Butt and 'Pudge', but none stuck around longer than 'Noodles'. Anyway, I was seven when my folks got divorced. It was all for the best though; both of them had their affairs -my old man with his business partner and my ma' with the wine. I'm pretty sure all of my brothers and sisters (though younger) were all relieved to have the constant squabbling come to an end.

When middle school came around, things only seemed to get worse. Not only was I the overweight kid, but I had a horrible case of acne. Oh, and it wasn't the light kind where it came for a few days and then disappeared. Oh no. This acne covered my face and stayed for weeks at a time. It was ridiculous. That's where the name 'Pizza Face' came into play.
It wasn't until the summer between Sophomore year and Junior year that things started looking up. My acne started to clear up and my baby-fat finally began to disappear. They say I'm looking better nowadays, but I don't know. I'm not feelin' it...

I don’t know how I would describe myself. I'm definitely not as outgoing or as eccentric when I'm at school; when I'm there (at school, I mean) I'm constantly on guard and am, overall, a pretty awkward guy. Insecurity runs my life; as much as I want to rid myself of it, I just don't know how to get passed it. When I'm among trusted friends, however, I'm a whole different guy: fun, spunky, adventurous and daring. If only I could be like that all the time.

+slightly burnt popcorn
+music
+old films
+hiking/camping
+swimming
+fried chicken with mashed ‘taters

-small, confined spaces
-heights
-feeling so insecure
-being stared at
-people whispering to one another
-dry skin

It's been rumored I'm dating nobody in particular. No one ever really liked me in that way.

It's been rumored I like Miss b***h. She was always mean to me growin’ up. ‘Guess I just grew accustomed to it. Other than that, I don’t really know. I’ll take what I can get. I’m not too picky about the ladies.

I'm not perfect, I do have a secret or two. For example, I don’t really think I look any better now than I was back in the day. In my head, I’m still the ugly overweight kid. Oh, that, and I'm color-blind. Ain't that a kick to the giblets?

Well, I'm not completely responsible for my actions Lennons Beatle is my puppeteer!

[xXx Dizzy Miss Lizzy xXx]

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s p a c e s p a c eɓeauty is ønly ƨʞɩη ∂eepccc. υgly is to the ɓøηɘxxx.

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ɩʈ αℓℓ ƨʈαяʈє∂ ωɩʈh α Ьєʈ. . . .

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∂яυɢƨxx aяɘ a Ьɘʈxx ωɨʈɦ ʏσυя мɨи∂xx

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Ϛ.ƿ.Ϲ. ϲ ʜ я ι ƨ ʈ ι α и ʝ α є ʈ ʜ σ м ƿ ƨ σ и

❝ɩ ωill ɑlways ƿlace ʈhe мission ƒirst

ɩ ωill иever ɑccept ∂efeat

ɩ ωill иever quit❞

Stepping off of that airplane was one of the strangest things he had ever experienced. It was home, but it was foreign. It was crowded with hundreds of people and yet he had never felt so alone. There was scattered applause and a sign or two, but most looked onward at the strange uniformed spectacle. A sudden hand to his shoulder sent the young soldier walking again, his head bowed slightly and an anxious frown settled upon his lips. His rucksack (or what was left of it, anyway) was held nimbly at his side; a few random objects revealed themselves through the many tears and holes. If indeed anything did fall out, he did not stop to retrieve them. No, he just wanted to get as far away from this place as he could.

Specialist Christian Thompson moistened his sun parched lips and sent a wary glance to a large window nearby. He looked past the airplanes and past the city that sat behind it to the heavy gray cloud cover that tainted the sky. The only clouds he had really seen over the years had been caused by gun smoke and IEDs. These clouds, these were unnatural to him. He inhaled deeply, his breath shaky and uneven, and glanced over his shoulder at the Captain who was standing before a young reporter and her cameraman. "... any other survivors found?" Christian countered his body at this and furrowed his bruised brow. He locked his eyes on the Captain waiting for the answer that he knew all too well. No. No one else had survived. Many were killed during the initial attack. Others had been executed afterward. He did not know how he had been unlucky enough to be kept alive through it all; he could only assume the Taliban saw it as some sort of torture and dishonor -as did he. It was dishonorable to be alive when the rest of the platoon was gone. It felt wrong. They had been his brothers and his sisters, his friends and his coworkers. They were gone and now here he was. Alone. A spectacle.

Before he could even make a move to turn away, the reporter and her loyal cameraman had approached him. She was a tall brunette with legs that any man would kill to have wrapped around him, but a voice that could shatter glass. Beside her, Captain Montgomery crossed his arms and smiled.

"How does it feel to be back home?"

Home...

"It... it feels good," Christian lied, not even bothering to crack a smile. He held his precious rucksack tighter and licked his bottom lip. His uniform had never felt so stifling or uncomfortable.

"What is the very first thing you're going to do now that you're back?"

Every muscle in his body stiffened just then and his heart began to race. A sickly churning began to stir in his gut; he could feel the sour taste of digested airplane food begin to boil. Weary brown eyes glanced from Captain Montgomery back to the news reporter. "I need to see my wife..."

❝ɩ ɑm ɑn Åmerican Ϛoldier❞

[xXx Dizzy Miss Lizzy xXx]

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❝ʏσυ ϲaи'ʈ яυи aωaʏ ƒяσм ʈяσυЬℓɘ. тɦɘяɘ aɨи'ʈ иσ ƿℓaϲɘ ʈɦaʈ ƒaя❞

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[xXx Dizzy Miss Lizzy xXx]

Beau♧ Hudson ♧ Kennedy

or Beau-Tie would be s e x y too

✖its just a secret between you, me, and the whole world, but i'm a Sperm Donor.

✖you can't tell by looking at me but i'm Twenty-Three. Does that make me old?

✖but this date is most important to me December Thirtieth.

✖it's true that i'm Pansexual, but keep your big mouth shut!

✖some days are worse than others but i'm pretty unpredictable. I can go from a happy chitchat to a quiet, angry sourpuss in the blink of an eye. Now, I can keep my cool on most occasions. Until the stress gets to me or someone really pushes my buttons; it’s only then that my temper really flares and my violent side kicks in –so I suggest folks just stay the Hell away, for everyone’s sake.

✖this is simply because i've been through
Pandemonium. Growing up, things were fairly simple. I come from a big military family –-my brothers, my Old Man, his Old Man before that, and so on and so forth- -so it was only obvious that I, too, would follow in those footsteps. I was fifteen when I was first introduced into the colorful world of drugs. It started small, you know, weed and ‘shrooms - -the wimpy stuff. But it later progressed to the harder things. At eighteen I enlisted into the Army. Sure, there were drug tests; but there are ways around that, folks. Anyway, Basic Training and a cinch and soon I was off to my station. There, my drug use continued in the privacy of my barrack –well, the closet, anyway. One would be surprised how easy it is to find drugs in and around military bases; it’s like finding lint in your pocket. That easy –you just have to feel around for a bit.


I was deployed overseas twice –one quite recent to my arrival to the rehabilitation facility. The first tour went smoothly and without error, though it was traumatizing nonetheless. The second tour was not so easy. Plain and simple, I did not want to go and my drug habits had become deeper. Four months into my second tour and in the middle of a very painful withdrawal, I slipped up. And bad. We were out on a mission when I snuck away. The locals had to have something –anything! Needless to say, I found what I was looking for. Halfway through a session of opium, one of my Battle-Buddies came through the door. He startled me that was all. But I still shot. He didn’t die thank gawd. His wound was only a minor one, but it still landed me in hot water. I’m facing a dishonorable discharge and have been ordered to the Rehabilitation Center - -the trial is still pending until after my rehabilitation. xoxoxoxo

✖i love to snort and shoot up, but smoking or popping pills will do if there is nothing else.

✖i absolutely need these Structure, a Notebook, a Liquid Gel Pen, my Dog Tags, and my Tiny Pocket Buddha.

✖but don't you dare give me these Dirty Looks, Stupid Political Viewpoints/Statements, Soda Products, Sleazy Women, and Childish Behavior.

✖you'd never know, but I am terrified of small, enclosed spaces –I can’t even get into an elevator without tweaking out a little. Loud noises are also highly despised. I will jump or shout or even freak out a little. It’s only natural. One final thing, I’ve gone color-blind in my left eye thanks to a little chemical mishap.

✖i'll never let Lennons Beatle tell me what to do.

[xXx Dizzy Miss Lizzy xXx]

Ϛ.ƿ.Ϲ. бєaυ кєииє∂ʏ

❝ɩ ωill ɑlways ƿlace ʈhe мission ƒirst

ɩ ωill иever ɑccept ∂efeat

ɩ ωill иever quit❞

. . . but that’s completely different. The drive has lasted far too long; it doesn’t help that the vehicle smells like one of those super scented Christmas Trees that people get from car washes. I would much prefer the smell of body odor, to be perfectly honest. At least that is somewhat natural and not as overwhelming. Captain Montgomery says this place will help and I hope to gawd that he is right. But, then again, I am stuck between a rock and a hard place –and neither options are as appealing as the other. The situation is a mess and there’s not a damn thing I can do about it. All I can do is go along with the orders and h---

“Writing in your diary, Kennedy?”

Specialist Beau Kennedy –well, former specialist Beau Kennedy- jerked his head upright, his eyes immediately falling onto the aged gentleman that sat beside him. Despite the rocky situation, the man’s weathered face held the makings of a grin. Though it wasn’t likely that it was because he was happy; it was more so out of cruelty, playing it so the former soldier would become anxious or agitated, or even overwhelmed and paranoid. A bead of sweat swept along Beau’s face, hugging each little contour with ease. “It’s not a diary, Captain,” he stated quietly, his tone quaking ever so slightly. Inside, his stomach twisted and churned, threatening to explode. “It’s just…--”

“A diary, Kennedy?” Captain Montgomery snarled, his voice deepening. Up front, the driver’s body shuddered as if laughing. “You got anything about shootin’ your buddy in there? You’re lucky we’re still even lettin’ you wear that uniform, Specialist; soon as them discharge papers come through, you bet I’ll be there to see it ripped off your sorry a**.” The vehicle fell silent for the rest of the trip.

The vehicle pulled in front of The Wooden Lodge an hour and forty-seven minutes later –all of which was spent in complete silence, save for the occasional groan from the sickly young man or the robotic chortle from the driver’s radio. Beau curled his fingers around the silver knob and shivered at the chill he found there; his fingers attempted to pull, but his palms had become incredibly sweaty and his grip was weak. A symptom of the withdrawal, of course. Captain Montgomery remarked that he hurry up because he would personally kick his sorry a** out. That was enough to get the young man moving. The door squealed and he stumbled out, a rucksack in one hand and his worn notebook in the other. There was an inaudible remark from within the vehicle as the door was shut once more.

Beau moistened his sun-parched lips and blinked his eyes a few times, trying to get his gaze to focus. The building was a lot nicer than he had expected to be. It was exquisite, even! “Holy s**t…” the words slipped from his mouth without thought, the quizzical expression on his face said so. He hoisted the rucksack over his right shoulder and began the walk to the front door, his stride that of a soldier in formation once again. Chewing on his bottom lip, he opened the front door to the facility and stepped inside. Awed by the sheer size, Beau’s grip on his rucksack loosened and he let it slowly lower onto the ground next to his boots. If there was anyone nearby, he hadn’t taken notice. This was supposed to be part of his punishment? Hell, bring it on!

❝ɩ ɑm ɑn Åmerican Ϛoldier❞

[xXx Dizzy Miss Lizzy xXx]

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[xXx Dizzy Miss Lizzy xXx]

”You’re a bloody boofhead, you know that don’t you?”
”Beg yours?”
”You’re an absolute boofhead. You’re meeting people from the damned Internet. They could be… mad as a two bob watch, for crying out loud!”
”Oh, bite your bum. You’re just jealous that I get to go and you have to stay and finally pull your weight ‘round here.”
”Oh… ugh! You’re such a… a… Oh, stuff you!”

Noah Harrison stood in the middle of the kitchen, a crooked grin on his lips, and watched with great pleasure as his younger sister stormed away. Despite being older, it wasn’t often that he won an argument. Normally, the parentals would have stepped in. But today they sat in complete silence at the kitchen table, their eyes drawn curiously to their squabbling offspring. Every so often, the old man sitting at the head of the table would c**k his head ever so slightly and create a question mark with the index finger of his right hand or give the side of his balding scalp a gentle scratch. The woman beside him passed a curious glance to her husband and then mimicked his movements, only making hers a little softer and more feminine. The young male in question peered over at the aged duo and smirked slightly, pondering if he should actually delve into details with them. It wasn’t like they weren’t ever going to hear about it; Jean, his sister, would surely fill them in on all the juicy little details eventually –and probably even add a few of her own.

With a quiet laugh, Noah flicked his wrist at his parents to dismiss the subject and sauntered from the room. He hadn't a clue what time it was. All he knew was that, sooner or later, he would have to drive his happy a** to the airport to pick everyone up. Airplanes were constantly delayed, after all. It wasn't like they would all actually be there by the time he decided to show up. Besides, Australia was his territory and those stupid tour-guide books could only get someone so far. It took a native to get to the places no one really spoke about, or so he liked to believe. Then again, maybe the Americans weren't as dumb as they were made out to be.

Naw. They had to be. The media doesn't lie.

11:10. Noah wrinkled his nose at the screen of his cell phone and then peered up at the long stretch of road ahead. He had been driving for hours now and this showed through the flustered expression that tainted his normally pleasant features. A loud huff left his sun kissed lips and he turned the air conditioning up a notch. The traffic had been fairly decent and thickened only when he drove through the more populated cities or the more touristy sights. Every so often a blob of roadkill would catch his eye and he soon found himself creating a game out of trying to figure out just what the fleshy muck has once been. There were kangaroos (little joeys mostly, who had probably gotten separated from their mum's protective pouches) and wallaby and other peculiar little creatures that weren't too... decipherable, so to speak.

Was he really crazy for doing this, for meeting up with folks who he didn't even know? On the contrary, he did know them and they knew him; they just had never seen each other outside of the computer screen. Maybe his sister was on to something. Maybe these blokes were nothing like they led on to be. No, no, no. Jean's just spittin' chips. She's jealous and paranoid. Stupid wanker. The male gave his head a halfhearted shake and tightened his grip on the steering wheel. As excited as he was, he couldn't help but feel rather nervous about this meeting and this little adventure that he was about to go on. What if he didn't meet their expectations? Or what if they all found that they didn't get along in the real world? Hopefully this was worth the risk.

It was a good fifteen minutes later by the time he entered into the airport. Noah scrunched his nose and gave the back of his neck a hard rub. The place was full of people, mainly tourists -or so he assumed by their strange accents. All he had to go on in order to find the others was the mental picture he had built up of them from their blurry video chats on the computer screen. He couldn't tell what their hair color had been, though they all seemed to be some dark color. Pressing himself against the nearest wall, the male pulled his cell phone from his pocket and quickly logged into the chat room that they all had conjured. There were a few responses and he grinned.

AussiePosse: Oye. This place is a mess. I'm ready to nick off without you silly dags. . .

Sending the message, Noah shoved the phone back into the front pocket of his jeans and casually began to zig-zag through the thick crowds. He was bumped and shoved numerous times (and even tripped over a strangers rolling suitcase), but persisted on with nothing more than a mild curse or an awkward chuckle. There was no way in Hell he was going to get himself all bent out of shape about a bunch of careless travelers. That was just a waste of everyone's time. Emerging down to Baggage Claim, the young adult paused again and scanned the crowded perimeter. Everyone was standing around, waiting for their luggage. Well, all but... The grin on his lips widened significantly as his gaze landed upon a rather peculiar trio -all jumping and giggling together. That must have been them. It was the only logical reason for the chaos.

He sauntered over only to stop a few steps behind the group. "Oye, you don't stop bouncing around like a bunch o' galahs... I'm going t'have to ask you blokes to leave," Noah announced, the same old crooked grin on his lips. He tipped his head to the side and slid his hands down into the shallow depths of his front pockets. "Damned 'Mericans can't behave themselves. I should'a known as much."








►►►αυƨƨɩє ʈσ єиgℓɩƨh ∂ɩϲʈɩσиαяʏ◄◄◄
►Boofhead: a foolish person
►Beg yours: beg your pardon?
►Mad as a two bob watch: insane
►Bite your bum: Be quiet! Go away!
►Stuff you!: Go to Hell!
►Spitting chips: Angry
►Nick off: Leave
►Dag: Clueless person
►Galah(s): Idiot(s)

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[-0ut0fCrackerz-](Sorry that this is such a crappy post. Having some issues writing today. They'll get better, I promise.)

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