Lady Hare's Test Thread {No Posting Please!}

[Lady March Hare]

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Gil's post dec, coming soon! We'll get this thing started, just watch us go! Sing with me: la la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la!

"Gil talks in this color. Trufax. Believe it. Because Wikipedia told me so, it must be true." she said, drawing fake mustaches on everything. "Noooooo! I don't want a mustache!!!!!"

"This is a color that other people talk in. They're sooo not important, so it's also an emphasis color." she added, ignoring his whining. "Onwards!"

We'll get this thing started, just watch us go! Sing with me: la la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la!La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! La la la la, la la la, la la la! Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala!Lalalala, lala lalalala!Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala!Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala!Lalalala, lala lalalala!Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala!Lalalala, lala lalalala! Lalalala, lala lalalala!

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[Lady March Hare]

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"This is her talking color. It's awesome," she said, "So fall in love with it."

"This is the color other people talk in." she added. "Since I like things pretty, it's also the color for emphasis."

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❤ wilhelmina❤davenport ❤
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[Lady March Hare]

vows are spoken To be broken
to be broken
feelings are intense Words are trivial
words are trivial
✽ feelings are intense
✽ fee lings are intense
✽ feelings are intense
✽ flings are intense
✽ fls are intense
✽ fl are intense
✽ fls are intense

❝ Hey, Piper! ❞
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Let's make this post dec NOT piss me off, shall we?

"This is Piper's speaking color."

'This is Piper's thought color. It is also an emphasis color.'

"This is a color for when other people speak. It is also another emphasis color."compaired with black

Hey little sister what have you done? Hey little sister who's the only one? Hey little sister who's your superman? Hey little sister who's the one you want? Hey little sister shot gun! It's a nice day to start again. It's a nice day for a white wedding. It's a nice day to start again. Hey little sister who is it you're with? Hey little sister what's your vice and wish? Hey little sister shot gun (oh yeah) Hey little sister who's your superman? Hey little sister shot gun! It's a nice day to start again (come on) It's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again.

(Pick it up)

Take me back home

Hey little sister what have you done? Hey little sister who's the only one? I've been away for so long (so long) I've been away for so long (so long) I let you go for so long It's a nice day to start again (come on) It's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again.

There is nothin' fair in this world
There is nothin' safe in this world
And there's nothin' sure in this world
And there's nothin' pure in this world
Look for something left in this world
Start again

Come on
It's a nice day for a white wedding
It's a nice day to start again!!!!

Hey little sister what have you done? Hey little sister who's the only one? I've been away for so long (so long) I've been away for so long (so long) I let you go for so long It's a nice day to start again (come on) It's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again. Hey little sister what have you done? Hey little sister who's the only one? I've been away for so long (so long) I've been away for so long (so long) I let you go for so long It's a nice day to start again (come on) It's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again. Hey little sister what have you done? Hey little sister who's the only one? I've been away for so long (so long) I've been away for so long (so long) I let you go for so long It's a nice day to start again (come on) It's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again. Hey little sister what have you done? Hey little sister who's the only one? I've been away for so long (so long) I've been away for so long (so long) I let you go for so long It's a nice day to start again (come on) It's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again!!!!

It's a nice day for a white wedding


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pleasures remain

so does the pain

words are meaningless

and forgettable

[Lady March Hare]

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Hello, and Welcome!

Hi there; welcome to obelisk, my search thread! Thanks for stopping by, and I'm sorry to see that you're as apparently bored as I am. XD I'm in the market for some spectacular rp's that can manage to make it past the first posts; if you're of like mind, then please peruse this here thread and let me know if you want to role play with me!

First off, I suppose a little introduction is in order. As you can probably plainly see, my name's Lady March Hare, but I go by March, Lady, Marchy... along with anything else you feel inclined to call me. I even answer to 'hey, you'. Seriously. I'm 22 and just starting to feel like a geezer of Gaia; I've been on this site since '07, I believe, and though my interests are all over the place, I plan on continuing my involvement with this website for some time to come. I'm currently in college, but will be graduating at the end of April with a major in Criminology and a minor in Art History. I have a little job and am currently searching for another, but I spend a lot of time on the computer and manage to check in with Gaia at least once a day. I'm interested in a lot of things, but some of my favorites include writing, reading, dumb movies, history and archaeology, ancient cultures, theft investigation, folklore, anime/manga, and playing dress up on Gaia. X3 I'm quite the nerd, aren't I? Personality-wise, I'm very easy going. I'll never heckle you, get on to you, call you names, or lecture you for any reason. I just don't feel it's my place, and I don't particularly care to. So, no worries about that! I'm a friendly person, but I'm not always the best at remembering to chat. More often then not, I've just forgotten to answer PMs. So, don't get mad or hurt if I suddenly go quiet, m'mkay?

You didn't really have to read any of that boring stuff about me in the paragraph above. ^_^ I just figured including some babble about myself might either ease the anxiety that accompanies meeting people for the first time... or convince people that I'm utterly mad and give them a chance to ease on towards the exit. Now that that's out of the way, let's get to some more important stuff! ^_^b



Thread Rules

۩ Please be polite. I understand that you may instinctively dislike me, but please don't prove it in my thread. Thank you!
۩ Feel free to communicate with me through either PM or this thread, but let's please do our plotting through PMs.
۩ PLEASE read through all of the next section, "My Role Play 'Rules'", before contacting me for a role play. I know that it's a lot, but it really makes things much easier in the long run. ^_^
۩ Respect Gaia's TOS and all other rules. I love this site and I assume you do as well. Let's do our best to stay here, okay?



My Role Play 'Rules'

۩ 1x1 and Groups I have to say, my first love is 1x1 role plays. I love them because they're the easiest to progress forward and, in my experience, the most fun. However, recently I've been feeling a good group role play would be awesome. The only problem is that when I join a group thread, it tends to die. I'm starting to think I'm cursed. So, feel free to leave me a link to your group rp, but I would really appreciate it if you already had a dedicated group of people willing to go on it. I hate getting all wrapped up in the planning process only to have the whole thing die because Persons A and B never post. D:
۩ DITCHING IS BAD Speaking of which... ditching. Please don't do it. I used to have no problem with this rule; I figured that if you were bored, whatever. No hard feelings. But of the last 8 role plays that I have participated in, I went to the trouble to set up the thread, design post decs, write long, descriptive posts......... and then my partner NEVER replies. And I'm the sort that gets heartbroken by that. I know, it sounds dumb, but if you're the sort inclined to ditching, please don't contact me. And if you get bored while we're planning? That's okay! Just please tell me so I won't get my kicked puppy face when you never reply again.
۩ Doubling, on the other hand, is GOOD I love to double; in fact, it's somewhat difficult for me to play a single character. Every time I've tried, I end up bringing more characters into my post for my character to interact with. It's rather schizophrenic, if you think about it. So if we role play, I kinda insist on doubling, unless you have a very specific set of circumstances or you have a group play that will give my one character more then one character to interact with. And even then, I'll be playing auxiliary characters. My ideal is playing one character of each gender, however. I will gladly play a guy for you if you'll play for me. And when it comes to 'NPCs', I'm more then willing to pull my weight with playing them, no worries about that! Also, most of my plots are written for more then just one central 'pairing', so please keep that in mind as well. ^_^
۩ Limits? Good question... When it comes to limits, I "have none". That does NOT mean I'm going to be breaking the Gaia TOS. It DOES mean that I will not be offended by certain things. I don't mind cursing; I may not curse a lot myself, but some of my characters certainly do. I do not mind drinking, smoking, or drug use; again, my characters may partake of all of these. Violence is acceptable, as is gore; I have to warn you that I greatly elaborate on these things, as they are some of my favorite to attempt to portray. Sex... we will not be describing it. I understand that sex is a part of life, but if our characters come to that point, we will be taking it to black. I am willing to allude to, but NOT ROLE PLAY, rape as far as character development is concerned. I also am NOT willing to enter into a role play that rotates around a fetish; not only am I not really capable of understanding most of these, but I also have never seen a role play that focuses on a fetish go far. So... no thank you. The general bottom line is this: tell me your limits. Don't be shy, and don't think that I'll hate you for it; I won't, and it's better for our rp if we get the details out of the way first and foremost.
۩ Literacy? Gaia continues to confuse me with it's classifications of literacy. Personally, I've had people rank me from literate to advanced literate to elite, so I'm starting to think that it's all just jibber-jabber. Check out my samples, which will be in the big letters at the bottom of this post, and judge for yourself. Do I care your literacy level? No. Do I care about what you can give me? Yes. I am a big writer; I elaborate A LOT. I do not expect you to match me, but I DO expect you to not nag me if I get carried away with my writing. I'd like a minimum of 4 paragraphs a post from you, please. I do understand writer's block, but if you can't pump out at least 4 paragraphs on average, we may have to talk. And I would LOVE to get in with a good "advanced literate" partner who can actually manage to make a reply. But please don't let literacy levels scare you off from me! Let's talk, and see what we can work out!
۩ Starting is apparently an Issue And I now know why: because of that ditching thing. I have no problem starting; I have no problem with you starting. Despite the ditching thing, this is sort of a non-issue with me. We'll figure it out through our planning, okay?
۩ Threads are Preferred for Role Playing PMs are great for planning, but one of two things always happens when I try to rp with them. Either Gaia eats them, or I forget they're there and they get washed away by other PMs. I'd rather keep the role play on Gaia (I like earning gold, tehe...), but if you're having issues, feel free to discuss with me about role playing through emails or AIM. If it's a dynamite plot, I just might be game.
۩ About your Character... I know a lot of people turn up their noses and say 'No Sues!' Well, guess what? I don't care what sort of characters you want to use. They're your characters; just like how I can't control the people I meet, I don't plan to control the characters my character will meet. Just beware: my characters may not react the way you want them to to perfect characters. Which is good -- we can make an awesome rp out of that! Also, I'm requesting 'historic' role plays... this means I don't intend for you to be an expert. Have a willingness to adapt and a general idea about these particular historical aspects, and I promise I'll answer any questions you have. I know quite a bit about the historical eras I'm looking for; we can adapt to meet both of our needs. ^_^ So, don't be scared just because I'm looking for historical stuff; I'm not a Nazi about it! ^_^
۩ Anime or Real Life Pics? I like character pics; it helps me remember the character. But I have no preference as to whether we use anime pictures or real life pictures to represent our characters. I'm fine with whichever you prefer, or whichever is more logical. I only ask that we both use the same type; no me using anime and you using RL please. It just messes with my sense of aesthetics.
۩ Speaking of Aesthetics, Post Decs Personally, I love post decs. I put a lot of effort into mine, and if mine are messed up they really, REALLY bother me. ^_^; However, I don't demand extreme effort from post decs from you; I clearly understand that not everyone is as dumb about that crap as I am. The basic I would ask from you is a picture of your character and the dialogue of your character bolded. Just to keep things a little easier for me. Other then that, be as simple or as elaborate as you'd like; as long as I can read it, I'm good.
۩ Writing Style? In general, I am most used to 3rd person novel style. But I am willing to play around with first person; I've never done it before, but it sounds interesting to try. Poetry style.... ehhhhh, I'm not too keen on this. Poetry is not my forte. But if we have a really, really, REALLY good plot, you can try to convince me. The chances are slim, but they're there, I suppose.
۩ I Play Both Genders Yes, yes I do. I don't see the real issue with it. I can play a guy, even though I'm a girl. And I can play them equally well, paying equal attention to both. My issue is sticking to one character, not sticking to one gender. XD I ask that you too can manage this. I promise, you can do it if you try!
۩ Heterosexual only, please I have no particular issues with gay/lesbian couplings, but I'm not very keen on role playing them. Mostly because it seems kinda fetishy to some people, which really weirds me out. Also, I can't help fangirling about the het couples; I can't help it. <3
۩ Plox? I can come up with plots on the fly. I love plotting. I have some plots listed below, but please don't feel limited by them. If you like one of my categories but not the particular plot, just talk to me! We can work our own plot out. That being said, the plots I have listed are also up for debate and change. We can make it our own; just let me know! Communication is key, yo.
۩ Role Playing =/= Srs Bsns I love role playing, and I do take it seriously, but I do not get upset about what does go on while role playing. If your character insults mine, I don't get personally offended. I ask that you do the same. There is a degree of separation between the role player and the character: remember that, and we'll be okay!




Sample Thread Here!
Note:
A large portions of these are intros, simply because people keep ditching me without warning. T^T
Check Dorian's reply on pg 2 if you want an average for the reply to my usual intros.
I also attempted to include a range of rp abilities. *crosses fingers*

[Lady March Hare]

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Things I Want to RP

۩ Ancient Egypt This is one of my favorite topics, but I've never role played it before. But I'm itching to! You do NOT need to be an expert on the era to role play this with me; just have a general idea and be willing to work out plots. ^_^ Also included in this topic are plots outside of the time period, involving the Gods in modern times.

----▪ Priest x Priestess
----▪ Pharaoh x Slave
----▪ Pharaoh x Tomb Robber
----▪ Tomb Robber x Tomb Robber
----▪ Tomb Robber x Priest/Royal Guard
----▪ Pharaoh x Girl from Modern Times
----▪ Pharaoh/Tomb Robber x Girl from the Future
----▪ Egyptian God x Modern Girl
----▪ Egyptian Goddess x Average Egyptian/Priest

۩ Ancient Greece I know a little less about the general Greek lifestyle, but I know a bit about the mythology. Work with me, and I'll work with you? ^_^ Also included in this topic are plots outside of the time period, involving the Gods in modern times.

----▪ A modern take on famous myths (any/all up for debate)
----▪ God x Goddess
----▪ God/dess x Peasant
----▪ Archaeologist x Greek Statue brought to Life
----▪ God/Goddess x Modern

۩ Fairy Tales I love these. <3 If you don't know one of the fairy tales I mention, please let me know and I'll tell you about it. ^_^ Also, the role play would probably be only loosely based on the fairy tales.

----▪ Fairy tale Crossover/College (See plot)
----▪ Beauty and the Beast
----▪ The Pied Piper
----▪ Red Riding Hood (see plot)
----▪ Hansel and Gretel (see plot)
----▪ Modern/Future People Sucked into a Fairy Tale (See Plot)

۩ Fantasy This is a wide, wide topic, but at the moment I'm only interested in the following genres/pairings. You can try suggesting others, but I promise nothing. ^_^

----▪ Dragon that can become Human/Dragon Rider
----▪ Atlantis (see plot)

۩ Wonderland By Wonderland, I do mean Carrol's Wonderland. However, I'd rather we play our own interpretations of the characters and our own plots. So no, I won't play Depp-Hatter, and no, I won't play American McGee cannon. We can model elements of our role play after these versions if you want, but no cannon play. Sorry, I just don't know it well enough! ^_^;

----▪ Alice x Hatter
----▪ Alice x Cheshire Cat
----▪ Hatter x March Hare
----▪ March Hare x White Rabbit
----▪ King of Hearts x Queen of Hearts
----▪ Queen of Hearts x Cheshire Cat
----▪ Let's talk. X3



So, all of these are open for pairing, moving, mixing, and matching. So if you want to plot, let's plot. Otherwise, I have some plots that I'm REALLY craving; please scroll on down and check them out. ^_^

[Lady March Hare]

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Plots for Ancient Egypt

Pairing(s): Pharaoh/Girl from the Future & Egyptian God/Modern Girl
Plot:
-----For years, he's sat in storage. Years. Which is sad, since he's an archaeological marvel, a relic that should be in a museum and studied. But he is not in a museum, not studied; he is in the private collection of an English explorer, who found him and secreted him to his home without the knowledge of his fellow archaeologists. No one knows how the Englishman did it; after all, his treasure was a solid gold sarcophagus, completely sealed and void of all identifying hieroglyphics. It was heavy, it was ostentatious; those involved with the transportation said that the Englishman's acquirement of the artifact was guided by the Gods. Come to find out; it was.
-----Horus, the Egyptian God most strongly aligned with the throne of the pharaoh, is behind the item's transportation. For the device holds the body of a pharaoh... a pharaoh Horus completely intends on reviving in modern times. In modern times the old gods have lost their followers and therefore their powers; Horus is one of a few who struggle to keep their identities in the lack of offerings and worship. His power, once infinite, is waning; Horus must act. His plan? To bring the Pharaoh to life and secure him a place in power, from which he can assert his role as the pharaoh and revive the Egyptian Parthenon. To do this, Horus plans to have the revived Pharaoh marry the daughter of a King and usurp the throne. It's a perfect plan, if only he could revive the Pharaoh. His own power waning, he must seek out a Priest or Priestess to aid in the process. For years Horus searches; for years the Pharaoh sleeps. And then Horus finds her, a girl with the abilities he needs and whom he immediately claims as a Priestess of Horus. Delighted, the ancient God arranges for the Pharaoh to fall into her hands.
-----Girl A and Girl B are friends, best friends. They have been for ages. Girl A's great grandfather is the Englishman and, upon his death, he inexplicably leaves his house and all of its contents to Girl A. A little disturbed, Girl A takes Girl B on a trip to see the property she has inherited. While exploring, the girls happen upon the golden coffin, and as Girl A touches it, Horus possesses his Priestess and revives the Pharaoh. Chaos ensues. The Pharaoh awakens understandably confused, having never been informed of the details of the plan of which he was a part... particularly bad when he wakes to find himself surrounded by two equally confused modern girls. Horus is forced to make an appearance and explain things, giving Girls A and B a task: to teach the Pharaoh modern ways so as best to aid in Horus' plan. The Pharaoh is eager to restore the rule of the Pharaohs and of their Gods, and approaches the task before him with the enthusiastic nativity of someone that doesn't know anything about the modern world. But the task of educating him is more difficult for the two girls then Horus thinks. Especially when he spends large portions of time speaking to Girl A in her mind and appearing to her at all times of the day and night. As for Girl B, who has been spending the most time with the Pharaoh to try and alleviate the stress on Girl A, she has been rapidly falling in love with the man who's naivety is a refreshing change from the bad men she has been involved with. Girl B's presence stands as an obstacle to Horus' plans, an obstacle that must be removed.
-----Will Horus decide that Girl B's presence is an obstacle that can only be dealt with by death? And if so, what will Girl A have to do to change his mind? And will the Pharaoh really defy the will of his God and turn his affections to Girl B? And will Girl A be able to stand up for herself under the weight of the title 'Priestess of Horus'? And how does it all end? I dunno, let's figure it out. XD



Plots for Ancient Greece






Plots for Fairy Tales

Pairing(s): Red Riding Hood; Male Red Riding Hood x Female Wolf & "Grandma" x Woodsman
Plot:
-----Okay, just hear me out on this.
-----It all takes place in a little town on the edge of a hauntingly beautiful forest, just as all of these sorts of tales tend to. It's a quiet little place, generally prosperous and relatively safe all thanks to a group of warriors known as the Riders. They are elites who spend their whole lives fighting off the nefarious things that creep about in the woods. Mostly they deal with bears, wild wolves, and highwaymen, but rumors say that they're also responsible for the eradication of the bogeymen and monsters of legend that are just itching to break free of the magical barrier that keeps them trapped in the Woods. Upon their coming of age, all young men are tested for their eligibility to join the Riders' ranks, and if they are deemed acceptable they are sent into training. Red is one of those who have been accepted into the Rider's ranks and has just completed his training; he's received the red cloak that stands as a uniform, passed all of his tests, and is just itching to get out on a real monster-hunting quest. Much to his dismay his first mission is to go on patrol in his village home, a task he feels is menial and demeaning. The boy is restless and unable to focus; he wants a challenge.
-----Trapped in the magical confines of the forest barrier is a great She-Wolf. She is a shape-shifter and, for reasons widely known throughout the monster community, she is without a pack due to a failed attempt to overthrow the vastly superior Alpha. Banished and alone, there is nothing the She-Wolf wants to do more then to leave and establish her own pack... but the magical barrier prevents her from doing so. Her frustration has made her murderous, and she has taken to slaughtering any and all from the little village just outside the barrier.
-----Then, there's the Sorceress. The Sorceress is extremely powerful; in fact, she's one of the most powerful entities around. She can preform all sorts of magic spells and could command armies if she were free. But she isn't. She is trapped within the confines of the magical barrier, a barrier raised to hold her and others like her within cast by the Sorceress' own sister. That sting of betrayal was so strong that it rallied the Sorceress to break her sister's spell and free herself if it took her dying breath. But the power was too strong to attack head-on; she needed a crafty plan. This plan came to her in the form of a human eccentric: an elderly woman who's home had been built for her by her husband within the Woods long before the barrier was raised. The old woman, Red's Grandmother, refused to leave her home, which was imbued with protections to keep all but the strongest of monsters at bay, and served as the only living link to the human village. Well, living until the Sorceress killes the Grandmother, disguising herself as the old woman to trick Red. The sorceress has discovered an ancient spell that she believes will break through the barrier... it only requires the still-beating heart from a sacrificial human lamb.
-----There's one more character to introduce in this tale: the Woodsman. He's Red's childhood friend, but he's a strangely ambiguous character. He was never given the Riders test but still disappeared from the village during the time of training. He seems to have no family and few friends, and yet is on generally good speaking terms with everyone, human and those confined within the Woods. He has some sort of extra power, like clairvoyance, that has allowed him to know that the Grandmother has been killed, her identity stolen by the Sorceress, and that Red's slated for the aforementioned sacrificial lambing. Not at all a fan of the idea, the Woodsman decides that he is going to face off against the Sorceress directly and kill her. Normally, such a task would be up to the Riders, but the Woodsman happens to know that there is a traitor among them under the spell of/in love with/sympathetic to the Sorceress who will skew the group's efforts in her favor. The way he sees it, the Woodsman is the only one who can properly kill her.
Notes:
Hmm... this is mostly characters. The plot could go so many different ways; I can see Red having a serious problem with the Woodsman going after the woman who Red thinks is dear ol' Gran, the Sorceress using the She-Wolf as a tool to chase Red into her trap, Red managing to use trickery to trap the She-Wolf into some sort of magical servitude, the Sorceress finding out that the Woodsman has some sort of connection with her sister... the list goes on and on. I am just in love with the set up for this one; if you are too, we can pick and choose to make this plot go wherever we want it to go. <3



Pairing(s): Hansel and Gretel - Hansel/Witch & Gretel/Sorcerer
Plot:
-----After a rather temporary bout of homicidal rage, young Hansel and Gretel found that their story had taken a rather alarming turn. They had started off the heroes; abandoned in the woods by their parents, kept for years imprisoned by a witch, and slotted as meals the moment the witch decided that time, diet, and seasonings had aligned to make them taste best. The pity party practically writes itself, right? But then Gretel's mind slipped away and she murdered the witch, murdered her for her younger brother's sake. She thought she'd be a hero, he thought they'd be pitied and taken in; neither of them were prepared for the furious backlash their actions got them. In the eyes of the media, the two had murdered a helpless old woman; so what if she had been a deranged cannibal? What right did the two of them have to kill her; after all, she was a witch, a creature ranked at the top of the endangered species list! Demonized and shunned from the human community, Hansel and Gretel were distraught to find that the only home they had to return to was the Witch's Cottage which had served as their prison for so long.
-----Trauma, neglect, and scorn do strange things to people, and in the face of these things the siblings' hearts grew hard. It was all the witch's fault that they were in this situation! They needed some purpose to keep them from falling into despair, and they settled on it quickly: the two trained themselves, studied the witch's abandoned spell books to learn their ways, learned how best to use weapons against them, all in effort to eradicate the witch species completely. Hansel and Gretel became Witch Hunters. A public abomination; the two set themselves to hunt down and destroy all of witchkind, a notion made notably less ludicrous when they proved themselves to be extremely skilled and up to the task. The siblings become such a problem that a bounty is put on their heads: wanted, dead or alive.
-----Scored of humans and witches tried for that prize, a prize that only grew in number as their bodies were added to the count. Countless are lost until it comes down to two magic users that think they have a shot of taking down the Witch Hunters. The first is an unlikely candidate for such a task; she is young and, as far as witches go, vastly inexperienced. Though she is from a long line of witches and wizards she is still struggling to find her own way to magic. Her elder brother, a savant with a spell, was one of the many that went after Hansel and Gretel, and one of many that were slaughtered. Her brother was her world and, blinded by heartache she is now determined to avenge him and bring the siblings down. The second is a sorcerer, far more powerful then most of the witches and wizards that run around these days. He is cold, distant, detached, and completely confident in his abilities; people fear and respect him, and that's all he's ever really wanted. But fear and respect get boring after a while, and the sorcerer is indeed growing very bored -- until he hears about Hansel and Gretel, the famed Witch Hunters. He knows a challenge when he hears one. Now he has a new goal, to be the one that brings down the Witch Hunters, come hell or high water.
Notes:
I really would love to play Hansel and Gretel for this one. Like... I'd love you forever. *___* And this could go so many ways, because it's another one I have infinite amounts of ideas for. The witch and the sorcerer could team up or be working separately, the Witch could transform herself into a deer to try and get close without suspicion and almost end up getting eaten by the siblings (can anyone say irony?), the Sorcerer could bewitch Gretel into answering to him in order to destroy them both, Hansel could be fooled/have his heart softened at the Witch's youthful appearance and seek to hide her presence from Gretel who would surely kill her (I love this one!), and more. If you want to do this one, it's all up for debate; tell me which ones you like best, and feel free to add your own!!!



Pairing(s): Modern/Future People Sucked into a Fairy Tale
Plot:
-----You know, there's just something about a book titled Do Not Read that just sends temptation flaring. Such a book somehow managed to catch her attention and, in desperation, she brought it out as a means of inciting conversation. She's new to town and new to the school, desperate to fit in with the cool crowd. They're not nearly as eager, but when the new girl invites them to a party, they decide to play along. The party's a bust, since the new girl lives over an old bookstore run by her father. They're not impressed and they're ready to leave; in desperation the new girl opens the book, trying to make a joke about what would happen in a horror movie with the same scenario. Fate being what it is, things do turn into a sort of horror movie; the new girl and her new 'friends' are all sucked inside the book. Disoriented and alarmed, the group must interact with the fairy tale characters and find a way to escape the book's magical clutches... or risk being stuck inside forever! *dundunDUN*
Notes:
This plot is very, very broad; I could see it becoming a great basis for a group role play if any of you out there are of a mind to help me structure it a bit more. It could easily be a 1x1 as well, with the new girl trying to impress the popular girl at school/the influential jock/the class valedictorian/whoever to be friends with her. I think it would be really cool for friendship to blossom between the characters outside the book, and I think it would be equally cool if romantic relationships blossomed between the real people and the fairy tale people. I would love if the question 'What is real, really?' were somehow explored in this sort of role play. The book could be some sort of mass tome containing well known fairy tales, or the characters within could be well known tropes, such as the Wicked Witch, the Handsome Prince, the Idiot Hero, etc. Really, there's tons to work with here. ^_^


Plots for Fantasy

Pairing(s): Atlantic...
Plot:
-----Contrary to what you may believe, Atlantis was not a wonderful, Utopian society. Oh, they were advanced, and they had flying cars and energy crystals that powered things instead of fossil fuels and advanced medicines and writings, but they were not a nice bunch of people. In fact, the Atlantians were out of their freakin' minds. They had advanced as far as the human species is capable of advancing and, having rapidly gown frustrated and bored with the prospects that this was it, another goal came to their minds. They would obliterate every living thing on the planet Earth, wipe the slate clean, and start anew. The idea was basically to hit Earth's reset button: if you've gone as far as you can go, might as well start from the bottom again. Well, the powers that be were going to have none of that. Call it God, call it Fate, call it the Cosmic Balance; whatever it was, the universe and the Earth itself rebelled against the Atlantians' plans. Atlantis was destroyed by fire, volcanic ash, wind and rain of acid, the relentless backlash so severe that the whole of Atlantis sank beneath the sea.
-----Thousands of years pass and, humankind being humankind, exploration and innovation skyrocket. A group of young, open minded explorers and the rich benefactor that sustains them have taken to the sea in search of Atlantis. Technology is amazing and it takes them to the bottom of the sea, where they discover an underwater Wonderland. But when two large artifacts are taxied up onto the ship for closer inspection, the adventures get an alarming surprise: there are bodies within the debris, the perfectly preserved bodies of two Atlantians. They are alive, in some sort of strange coma, and the excited group swears to revive them, educate them, and integrate them into modern culture. But they don't realize why Atlantis was destroyed, and they don't know that their newly obtained scientific marvels might just be planning to destroy them all.
Notes:
A lot of the stuff about the characters would be really interesting to plot through on this one. I would love to see the rich benefactor being some sort of crazy woman, since rich benefactors always seem to be men in the movies. And I think an interesting plot might be to have one or both of the Atlantians have lost all/parts of their memories, hindering them. AND I have this mental picture of them struggling to figure out how to destroy the world with what they consider low technology. XD Despite how grim I made the plot sound, I feel like this rp actually has the potential to be pretty humorous. If you're interested, tell me the sorts of characters you'd like to play and we can totally integrate them in without fail. <3




Plots for Wonderland

Okay, I'm going to prove how much of a nerd I really am and say this: I have a TON of plots that are Wonderland related. And I have a TON of little snippet ideas that can be warped into a plot; just say that you have an interest in this, pick some pairings, and I'll pelt what I have at you. Or we can remix vague ideas, smushing them all together and making something magical. I'm completely game. <3


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Abram Sanders
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•The Playful Pooch•xxx•Werewolf•xxx•Male•
•Optimistic•Dependable•Laid-back•Friendly•Loyal•

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Lydia Fabien
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•The Heir Apparent•xxx•Human•xxx•Female•
•Sarcastic•Hardworking•Stubborn•Realistic•Confident•

[Lady March Hare]

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"The other random employees in fear for their jobs concur."

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"Abram can now wonder aloud why his creator has put his post second when she clearly twitches about the fact that A does not come after L."

"Random passers by remind her that Lydia's presence had to be established to make Abram's post make sense, but they don't think she's really listening."

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