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Post: 82386249_1 created on Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:52:55 +0000
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ღ "where do pirates come from?"

ARRRRGENTINA

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Post: 82386249_2 created on Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:53:51 +0000
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How much do pirates pay to have their ears pierced?

A buccaneer.

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Post: 82386249_3 created on Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:55:19 +0000
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Do you know what grade the pirate got on his test?

A high sea!

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Post: 82386249_4 created on Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:55:21 +0000
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Why didn't the pirate take a shower before walking the plank?

He knew he'd wash up on shore later anyways.

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Post: 82386249_5 created on Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:55:23 +0000
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Why are pirates the coolest?

BECAUSE THEY JUST ARRRRRRRR!!

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Post: 82386249_6 created on Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:56:41 +0000
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What d'ye call a tongue-tied-pirate?

Inarrrrrrrrrticulate.

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Post: 82386249_7 created on Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:57:39 +0000
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why couldn't the pirates play cards?
the captain was standing on the deck

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Post: 82386249_8 created on Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:59:11 +0000
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What do ye call a pirate with no eye?

A prate

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Post: 82386249_9 created on Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:59:23 +0000
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ღ "What does a pirate like best about women?"

THEIR BOOTIES.

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Post: 82386249_10 created on Wed, 19 Sep 2012 23:01:06 +0000
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Why do pirates read Playboy?

For the Arrrrrticles.

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Post: 82386249_11 created on Wed, 19 Sep 2012 23:05:10 +0000
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ღ "What does a pirate wear in the winter?"

A PARRRRKA

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Post: 82386249_12 created on Wed, 19 Sep 2012 23:10:23 +0000
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What be a pirate's favorite letter?

Ye would think it's the Arrr...but it's the C we be in love with.

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Post: 82386249_13 created on Wed, 19 Sep 2012 23:37:33 +0000
Posted: Wed, 19 Sep 2012 23:37:33 +0000

ღ "Why does a pirate take so long to learn the alphabet?"

BECAUSE THEY'RE ALWAYS ON SEA

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