Seiryna
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- Posted: Sun, 04 Jul 2010 01:37:55 +0000
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Salaura
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Seiryna
my char has a cute butt O.o I once played a game where our bard actually wrote and sang a song about my chars. butt =x he was a halfling, and always followed my char around for 'bardic inspiration'
Oh man. I want to hear that. It must be incredibly amusing!
Very simple thing you don't want to hear.
Me: So remember those elves you helped? With the dark skin and the red eyes and the very angry and rude disposition?
Player: The Drow?
Me: Yup. They're back.
Player: We can take em.
Me: No you can't. They're all dead. That man with the white hair, two swords and chainmail armor killed them.
Players: ...
That was also amusing.
lmao! thats evil!
Having Drizzt mop the floor with my players was funny. He left them all at negative hp, and walked off. I guess sending a 16th level fighter/barbarian/ranger at a level 9 party was a low blow.
I guess that's payback for all the times players try to PLAY Drizzt.
Amusingly, none of my players are FR people. In fact, this conversation played out before the a**-kicking.
ME: You recognize this man as Drizzt.
Rogue: Is he good?
Me: Well he just kicked a** on about fifteen Drow alone...
Mage: Are Drow good?
Me: Kind of. So, Drizzt lifts his scimitar an-
Paladin(Interupting): EVIL DROW! PREPARE TO RETURN TO THINE EVIL GOD!
Me: biggrin Roll to hit
Paladin: Hehehe. Does a thirty one hit?
Me: Nope.
Paladin: O_o
Drizzt: I have sparred with demons from the Nine Hells, I'll not break a sweat here!
Me: Does a forty two hit?
Paladin: O_O
For those of you wondering, I was using the Drizzt stats from Baldur's Gate 1, and then just transfered them to 3rd Edition. Those of you who've fought him on that game know his stats are hacked. biggrin
I roll a will save to disbelieve in good drow, he's only soo broken cause he has to be, otherwise everyone would kill him XD he's not even that cool, I mean seriously >< what makes him cool? *tries to think* make him evil, and change him to a her....muuch better story =p