Dark Heresy

[Nigte]

so how many of you do you play it?

if ya do whats the funniest thing that has ever happened?

for me it was my arbitrator sneaking into a club/arena to try and track down a guy and getting in, in FULL arbitrator armor by telling the guard she was a new dancer and was just using the armor to keep away unwelcomed people.
while the psyker in our group was forced to strip down to a bannana hammock since that was the male dancer garb after convincing the guard he was a dancer as well. he was such a 'wonderful' dancer he got called back for a private show kekeke. which didn't result in good things.

they managed to get out after getting info they needed but not the guy.

[[Kin_Tora]]

Let's not forget that the Psyker is also the Team's Overpowered Badass who is notorious for killing ANYONE in his way. Only rolling his bluff for the hell of it and getting a 03 on it...

Great. emotion_bigvein

[Byakko Yasutsuki]

I play. Funniest thing is that my squad were about to fight about 60 orks with a Knob and a Killa-can. My character, one of two tech-priests, freaks out and tries to book it. After about 15 of the orks break off to kill the running humie I started to pray to Tzeench. The DM decided that the lord did not hear my characters pleas, but the chaos lord had other ideas. The DM kept rolling high for the to-hits and the orks guns stared to jam. By the time the orks got to us all of their guns had jammed and a few had even blown up. Needless to say, my character is now secretly devoted to the lord of change.

[The Colonist]

Never played, but I really really want to.

[Laertes Ursus]

I've played, but I haven't really had any hilarious stories yet.

[Neo_Dragonality]

Cant say i have any great Dark Heresy ones, HOWEVER Deathwatch is a whole other story. My Techmarine Siegfried has had lots o' fun smashing everything in his path, and through his rapid gain of insanity points has become the co-founder of the Deconstruction crew chapter of space marines whose motto is "Crush their homes, you crush their resolve!"

All started when walking into a gutted town, destroyed by chaos marines. As we passed through, two chaos marines with a turret mounted las-cannon atop a ruined building opened fire. Our assault marine, psyker, and apothecary rushed behind cover, however i and my fellow tactical marine rush forward, intending to destroy our targets. more chaos servants jumped from behind rubble and caught the tactical marine unawares, but I bounded on..... to collide bodily with the remaining support structure of the building, servo-arm swinging around madly... the building, and the rather surprised chaos marines, came tumbling down, leaving them all dazed. recovering quickly, i madly take the las-cannon and beat them to death with the butt end of it... the rest of the battle was fierce but standard, save my techmarine brandishing his fancy new club XD

[Belladonna Kiss]

I play but there hasn't been any "Funny stories" that I have been associated in.

[Nigte]

Neo_Dragonality

Cant say i have any great Dark Heresy ones, HOWEVER Deathwatch is a whole other story. My Techmarine Siegfried has had lots o' fun smashing everything in his path, and through his rapid gain of insanity points has become the co-founder of the Deconstruction crew chapter of space marines whose motto is "Crush their homes, you crush their resolve!"

All started when walking into a gutted town, destroyed by chaos marines. As we passed through, two chaos marines with a turret mounted las-cannon atop a ruined building opened fire. Our assault marine, psyker, and apothecary rushed behind cover, however i and my fellow tactical marine rush forward, intending to destroy our targets. more chaos servants jumped from behind rubble and caught the tactical marine unawares, but I bounded on..... to collide bodily with the remaining support structure of the building, servo-arm swinging around madly... the building, and the rather surprised chaos marines, came tumbling down, leaving them all dazed. recovering quickly, i madly take the las-cannon and beat them to death with the butt end of it... the rest of the battle was fierce but standard, save my techmarine brandishing his fancy new club XD

lol thats ******** awesome man xD

[dragonknightwriter]

I've played Rogue Trader, Black Crusade and Deathwatch, but I am in my first Dark Heresy campaign. Our DM started us off on the adventure from the core book. At one point this dead guy walks up to our camp and our nearsighted cleric was the first person to notice while our hypersensed assassin didn't notice until the end of the encounter. The cleric freaks out and wakes the rest of the party with his screams and the all ask me (the adept) what it is. I fail my scholastic lore and shriek "What the hell is that?!" to which the cleric responds "I was just asking you!" Finally, the tech priest calms down enough to shoot at the eyeless zombie which promptly falls over. We approached the dead dead guy where our cleric fails the fear test and starts screaming. While screaming, he takes a picture with his data slate and develops an irrational fear of zombies. Of course, when we look the NPC psyker for help, he just kinda shrugs it off. "That happens," he says. The assassin finally wakes up. "Throne! Is that a zombie?" The night ends with the cleric asking the psyker, "Where were all the Doombolts?" To which the DM replies: "Geeze, it's like he's divination spec or something."

[Byakko Yasutsuki]

My tabletop group just depression-quit a DH game. We decided we'd had enough of the Grim-derp.

Funniest thing that happened for me had to have been we were in an engagement with 50 orks, four Def-Coptas, an orkified Sentinel walker, and a knob in heavy armor and a power-klaw. My techpriest freaked out and tried to book it. 16 of the orks broke off to chase me. They started shooting so my techpriest starts praying to the Emperor. No effect. So he switches over to a Omnisiah. Still nothing. The orks are bearing down. I get hit a a couple of times but my armor and toughness ate them. Then a name pops into his head. He starts asking Tzeentch for help. The orks guns start jaming. two of them even blew up in their faces. It even spread to the other group. By the end of it, only two had working guns.

[GreatLemur]

I got dropped out of a window by local thugs. I died. It was pretty hilarious, but I think you hadda be there.

[Laertes Ursus]

Ordo Hereticus?

My group was more like Ordo Puppius Rainbowus. Bleeding hearts, the lot of them. I had to kill a baby every session JUST to keep it grimdark.

[Nigte]

Laertes Ursus

Ordo Hereticus?

My group was more like Ordo Puppius Rainbowus. Bleeding hearts, the lot of them. I had to kill a baby every session JUST to keep it grimdark.

oof im sorry D:

at least once we got further into the story things got more serious.

as for being heretics XP ya we got a few lol