Create-A-Card Thread: Magic the Gathering (Read First Post)

[ultra_violet_daughter]

BANG! - 3UR - Instant
Split second.
Choose one - Destroy target noncreature artifact; or destroy target nonartifact creature; or deal 3 damage to target creature or player; or counter target spell.
Blink...blink..."Was it supposed to do that?"

NC: Mana Landlord

[Funerailles]

Mana Landlord WW
Creature- Human Cleric

As long as Mana Landlord is untapped, players can't untap more than one land during their untap step.

2/2

"What's mine is yours, and what is yours is really mine."

NC: Scourling

[sojikai]

Scourling
BBG
Creature- Rat Underling

If Scourling sends a creature to the graveyard, you gain colorless mana equal to one half of that creature's converted mana cost, rounded down.

2/1

"The stronger their enemies, the more power they take from them."


NC: Part-Time Emperor

[Designer Genes]

Part-Time Emperor 1RRR
Legendary Creature - Human Barbarian
Skip your upkeep, draw step, and main phases.
Haste, Double Strike, Intimidate
3/4

Next card: Felicity Drive

[lostathome]

Felicity Drive
5
Artifact
W/2 W/2 T: Put a energy counter on ~.
G/2 T: Put a battery counter on ~.
Remove any number of energy counters: Gain X life where X is 2 times the number of energy counters removed.
Remove any number of battery counters: Add Y green mana to your mana pool where Y is the number of counters removed times 3/2 rounded down.
Remove an equal number of energy and battery counters: Destroy Z target creatures where Z is half the number of counters removed rounded down.

NC: Desert of Shi.

[Designer Genes]

Desert of Shi
Land - Desert
1WW: Creatures you control gain protection from deserts until end of turn.
1GG: Creatures you control gain Desert walk until end of turn.
Sacrifice Desert of Shi: Desert of Shi deals 1 damage to each creature. Target land becomes a Desert until end of turn.

Next card: Slavery Intact

[lostathome]

Slavery Intact
UUW
Instant
Destroy target card named "Oblivion ring" or "Arrest" and gain control of the permanent it was enchanting. If that permanent was a creature, it gains haste until end of turn.

NC: The Eight Winds

[Designer Genes]

The Eight Winds 4UU
Sorcery
Cast The Eight Winds only during your precombat main phase.
Split Second
Draw 8 cards. End the turn.

Next card: Passage Through Orm

[lostathome]

I'll make this unhinged XD

Passage Through Orm
XYZZZZZZZZ
Instant
Pay 5 minus X life.
Hold ~ 5 inches minus Y inches from the ground and cut a new hole in ~ and stick your finger through it. If you do, take Z extra turns after this one.

NC: "Oh the Pain"

[Designer Genes]

Oh the Pain 1B
Sorcery
Target creature gets -0/-4 until end of turn.

Next card: Listless Giant

[Funerailles]

Listless Giant 1W
Creature- Giant

Skip your draw step: Untap Listless Giant

Listless Giant doesn't untap during your untap step.

5/5

NC: Alimony

[Designer Genes]

Alimony 2B
Instant
Destroy target nonblack creature. Draw a card if there is another creature on the battlefield that shares a name with that creature.

Next card: Lavish Overcoat

[Megiddo]

Lavish Overcoat 4
Artifact- Equipment
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and is all colors.
All creatures must block equipped creature if able.
"Don't I look fabulous?"
Equip 2

Next: Surrakar-Skin Boots

[Designer Genes]

Surrakar-Skin Boots 3
Artifact - Equipment
When Surrakar-Skin Boots enter the battlefield, draw a card.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has Swampwalk.
3, Sacrifice Surrakar-Skin Boots: Draw a card.
Equip - Discard a card

Next card: Surrakar-Skin Belt

[Megiddo]

Surrakar-Skin Belt 3
Artifact - Equipment
Landfall - Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, equipped creature gets +2/+0 and gains intimidate until end of turn.
Equip - Sacrifice a land.

Next: Aven-Wing Cloak