Create-A-Card Thread: Magic the Gathering (Read First Post)

[Rubieus]

((I never said it was a "creature razz I intended it to be a crazy artifact))

Paid in Full

3BBRR
Sorcery
Sacrifice all permanents you control.
Remove your hand and graveyard from game.
Your life is now at 1.
At the beginning of your upkeep your opponents lose the game.



Form of ...Vultron rofl ((sorry))

Agro-Culture ((real name this time ^^))

[Buldozer]

Agro-Culture

2GGG
Instant
All untapped lands you control become 3/3 elemental creatures with trample until end of turn.

Flashback: GGGG


Next card: Live and let die

[Rubieus]

Live and Let Die
2WB
Sorcery

Choose a creature in play and remove it from game.
It's controller repeats the process.
Continue this until, someone decides not to choose a creature.
For each creature that is removed this way. Each player may pay life equal to that creatures mana cost and return their creature into play. Put all other creatures removed this way into their owner's graveyard.



False Prophecy

[Buldozer]

False Prophecy

2WB
Sorcery

Name a non-land card, and reveal the top 5 cards of your library. If the named card is among them, add all copies of it to your hand. Remove all other cards revealed this way from the game.

Next: Mind Wrath

[Rubieus]

Mind Wrath
3UUU
Instant

Counter target spell.
Remove all copies of that spell from all players librairy from game.
Until end of turn. Counter all spells and remove all copies of them from game.


Turn of Events

[Buldozer]

Turn of events

1UUUU
Enchantment

Starting the turn after Turn of Events comes into play, all phases in each players turn are reversed (The phase order becomes discard, main, attack, main, draw, upkeep, untap.)
If Turn of Events would be put into a graveyard from play, return it to it's owners hand.

New title: End of time

[Tainted Obsession]

Buldozer

New title: End of time

End of Time
7UUU
Sorcery

If End of Time was played from your hand, remove target player's library from the game.

"Huh? Whaddya mean my time is- Oh crap..."


Urza's Coffee Pot

[Buldozer]

Urza's coffee pot

0
Artifact.
Tap, Sacrifice Urza's coffee pot: Throw Urza's Coffee Pot at your opponent. If it hits him and then hits the play area, look at your opponents hand.

Nothing wakes you up better than a cup of coffee to the skull


Next: Walking Death

[Rubieus]

Walking Dead
B
Enchant-aura

Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to another creature. During that players next untap step. That creature becomes a zombie as well as it's other types.

Put a walking dead counter on it. Whenever a creature witha walking dead counter
deals comabt damage to another creature. During it's controllers untap step. It becomes a zombie as well as it's other types. Put a walking dead counter on it.

Brain Fart

[Stuffness]

Brain Fart
2UUUU
Insant
End the turn. All spells played this turn are returned to their owner's hand.

Unending Light

[Illidan Starkiller]

1W
Enchantment
Target Creature gets -3/-3.
This effect does not end at the end of his/her turn.

Pain of Sacrifice.

[Tainted Obsession]

Illidan Starkiller

Pain of Sacrifice.

Pain of Sacrifice
3BB
Instant

Until end of turn, whenever a permanent is put into the graveyard from play, its owner loses three life.

"Believe me. This is going to hurt me A LOT more than it's going to hurt you."

Goblin Gunpowder

[Stuffness]

Goblin Gunpwder
1
Artifact
Tap, sacrifice Goblin Gunpowder and a creature: Deal damage divided to any number of creatures equal to twice the sacificed creature's power

Call of the Fool

[Maz Medias]

emolemon

Wall is not a creature type gonk

Wall of fate
2WW
instant

you can not be the target of spells or abilities.
prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn.
you gain life equal to the damage prevented this way.

turn over

Yes it is. Wall just doesn't have anything associated with it any more.

[Buldozer]

Call of the fool

2R
Instant

Sacrifice a goblin: Counter target artifact or creature spell. Until end of turn, you may continue to sacrifice goblins in this way.

Next up: Backwater Crocodile