((I never said it was a "creature razz I intended it to be a crazy artifact))
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3BBRR
Sorcery
Sacrifice all permanents you control.
Remove your hand and graveyard from game.
Your life is now at 1.
At the beginning of your upkeep your opponents lose the game.
Choose a creature in play and remove it from game.
It's controller repeats the process.
Continue this until, someone decides not to choose a creature.
For each creature that is removed this way. Each player may pay life equal to that creatures mana cost and return their creature into play. Put all other creatures removed this way into their owner's graveyard.
Name a non-land card, and reveal the top 5 cards of your library. If the named card is among them, add all copies of it to your hand. Remove all other cards revealed this way from the game.
Counter target spell.
Remove all copies of that spell from all players librairy from game.
Until end of turn. Counter all spells and remove all copies of them from game.
Starting the turn after Turn of Events comes into play, all phases in each players turn are reversed (The phase order becomes discard, main, attack, main, draw, upkeep, untap.)
If Turn of Events would be put into a graveyard from play, return it to it's owners hand.
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Artifact.
Tap, Sacrifice Urza's coffee pot: Throw Urza's Coffee Pot at your opponent. If it hits him and then hits the play area, look at your opponents hand.
Nothing wakes you up better than a cup of coffee to the skull
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to another creature. During that players next untap step. That creature becomes a zombie as well as it's other types.
Put a walking dead counter on it. Whenever a creature witha walking dead counter
deals comabt damage to another creature. During it's controllers untap step. It becomes a zombie as well as it's other types. Put a walking dead counter on it.
Goblin Gunpwder
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Artifact
Tap, sacrifice Goblin Gunpowder and a creature: Deal damage divided to any number of creatures equal to twice the sacificed creature's power
you can not be the target of spells or abilities.
prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn.
you gain life equal to the damage prevented this way.
turn over
Yes it is. Wall just doesn't have anything associated with it any more.