Create-A-Card Thread: Magic the Gathering (Read First Post)

[Buldozer]

Squirrely Wrath

Instant
2GG

Squirrely Wrath deals damage to target creature or player equal to the number of untapped squirrels you control, then tap all Squirrels you control.

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn? Then obviously they've never seen these little bastards...

Next card: Underground Chasm

[Exarion]

Underground Chasm
land

tap: add 1 to your mana pool

3 tap:remove target creature that would be put into a graveyard this turn from the game.

you can fall forever into its black depths and never reach the bottom.


Next card: Soulslaver

[Teifling]

Soulslaver

BB3

Creature-Horror

Whenever a creature is put into the graveyard from play, you may pay B3. if you do, return that creature to play under your control.

When Soulslaver leaves play, sacrifice all creatures returned to play by Soulslaver.

At the begining of your upkeep, pay 5 life or sacrifice Soulslaver

3/5

[next card: Blazing Orgg]

[JamesVonJames]

Blazing Orgg

R2

Creature- Ogre

Trample

At the beginning of your upkeep, either sacrifice a land you control or Blazing Orgg deals 1 damage to you.

Now that I'm thinking about it, setting myself on fire for fifty bucks was a BAD idea...

Next card: John Pinkerton

[Buldozer]

((I may be way off with the name, but I think I'm right.))

John Pinkerton
3WWU
Legendary Creature - Human Detective

Tap: Choose a creature you don't control. As long as John Pinkerton remains in play, that creature gains a target counter. There can only be one target counter at a time in play. This ability can affect creatures even if they couldn't normally be the target of this ability.
Any creature with a target counter on it must block John Pinkerton if able.
John Pinkerton has protection from any creature with a target counter on it.
If John Pinkerton destroys a creature with a target counter on it, untap him and put a +1/+1 counter on him.

Pinkerton always got his man, no matter what the cost.

Next card: Foreclosed

[Eeser]

Foreclosed
3UU
Sorcery

All players must pay 3 (colorless) mana for each land that they control. Lands which cannot be paid for are destroyed this turn.

One way or another, the bank will get it's money

Next Card: The Elephant Man

[darkjester1587]

The Elephant Man
GGWW1
Loxoden legend

as loxoden man comes into play, sacrifice X pie tokens from feast of pies

1+*/1+*

Feast of pies

[JamesVonJames]

Feast of pies

WW3

Enchantment

When Feast of pies comes into play, select a creature from your deck and remove it from the game. At the beginning of your upkeep, put a number of 1/1 colorless pie tokens into play equal to that creatures power.

(3) (tap) sacrifice all of your pie tokens to take The Elephant Man from your deck and put it into play tapped.

When I saw Theiving Magpie fly out from Hary's deck and come back with an apple pie, it made me want to buy his whole deck off of him that much more...

-Michael Blickley

Next card: R.C.M.P.

[Belgarath_The_Sorceror]

R.C.M.P. UG4

Legendary Creature - Canadian

Whenever an oppenents creatures attacks you, remove any equipment or enchantments from that creature until end of turn.

GG2: Put two 3/3 Mountie tokens into play then remove them from that game at end of turn.

4/4

next card: Puss In Boots

[NeoMordiki]

Puss in boots
3WG
creature - cat solider
This card gets +1 / +2 for all footwear in the room. No one may put on or take off footwear without the owner of this cards permisson
0/1

Now pray for mercy from... Puss le Boots!

next card: Oni of the Dragon

[Lord Oni-mushu]

xd My timing is perfect!

Oni of the Dragon
2BBRR
Legendary Creature - Demonic Dragon

When Oni of the Dragon comes into play, sacrifice any number of Dragons you control. Oni of the Dragon gains all of their active abilities, Power, and Toughness to it's own.

If Oni of the Dragon is to be destroyed, sacrificed, or otherwise removed from the field by any card an opponent plays, remove one dragon in your graveyard from the game and pay 3 Life. Oni of the Dragon isn't removed from the field.

"Everyone has to face their demons some time or another. And yours breath fire."

1/1

Next: True Form of the Oni

[Jovak]

True Form of the Oni

4BBB

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, all creatures get -5/-5 until end of turn.
At the end of each turn, your life total becomes 5.
Creatures without flying can’t attack you.

((Think a Black "Form of the Dragon." wink )

Next: Doom Train

[The Evening Star]

Doom Train 4
Artifact

5, Tap: Remove target creature from the game
5B, Tap: Return target creature removed from the game by Doom Train to play under your control

Next card: Soul Train (have to make fun of the show!)

[Tech Magos Sejanus]

Soul Train UUB
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep do an 80's style dance, if you can't sacrafice a creature.

Mutating Blob

[Exarion]

Mutating blob
3BB Ooze
3/4
whenever a creature is put into a graveyard from anywhere you may pay X where X is that creatures sonverted mana cost. If you do, Mutating blob becomes a copy of that creature.



Dark Corrosion