Threx
faradaysdisciple
Feel free to wish for a feat. It does work. But remember it's the dm's job to make your wish come back and bite you in the butt.
The more retarded the wish, the more likely I am to mess with it.
For example
Wish: I wish a better sword.
Me: Here, its +2.
Wish: I wish for the DragonLance
Me: here it is... and the Dragon who has been hoarding it.
Reminds me of a comic book...Poison Elves.
One issue the misanthropic antihero, Lusiphur Malache, ends up procuring a lamp. Upon releasing the Djinni inside (who then immedeatly throttled the poor Elf thinking for a moment he was the guy who first imprisoned her...and then freely ressurected him...) Lusiphur was given three wishes, which was the going rate last the Djinni heard.
1.) Lusiphur wanted a very specific magical sword, Cinlach.
2.) He wanted to become faster.
3.) He wanted a legendary item he wasn't even sure existed, which was capable of ripping someone's soul from their body and consuming it at the weilder's direction.
He got all three wishes.
About ten minutes later, the Elven Warduke to whom Cinlach belonged was teleported to Lusiphur by his court wizard. Lusiphur versus a trained soldier a couple hundred years older than him. Lucky he won, because the Warduke's mage was healing the Duke as the fight went...but a different mage scrying on all this (named Tenth) decided to "even" the fight by frying the Duke's mage.
Lusiphur was THEN caught by Tenth, a powerful Elven mage from whom the Djinni had drawn the power to make Lusiphur faster. Tenth proceeded to toy with Lusiphur, making a game where both the Elves were capable of polymorphing...Lusiphur's goal to reach the end of a canyon, while Tenth would try killing him. Luse barely managed to win that one too, by turning himself into a flea on Tenth.
Lastly, Lusiphur got tracked down by the owner of the soul-eating orb...an E'jja. E'jja were once human assassins, the greatest of them. An entity know as The Core offers them eternal life and near invincibility for them to be it's puppets when they desire. Needless to say, that fight wasn't pretty, and Lusiphur's a** was only saved when his ex wife, a witch, banished the E'jja so it could never enter their dimension again. (Did I mention E'jja can hop through dimensions at will?)
Anyway, long story short...be careful what you wish for. (Oh yeah, and all this happened over about five different issues of Poison Elves. Good comic, very fantasy-punk, highly reccommend it.)