Hey there!
I've got a special gift for you!
From: An anonymous benefactor
Message: Alchemy. Mad science. Transmogrification. It goes by many names, but you've spent years studying it. You've played all the video games, you've watched Fullmetal Alchemist twice, and now it's time to try it for yourself.
You inspect your transmutation pot once more, to make sure it's clean of any contaminants, then add the ingredients: A cat that knows science, 3 jelly beans, a book that depicts Egyptian dance moves, and way too many lizard tails.
You adjust the settings for 'Fancy Hat', turn dial to triple exclamation points (!!!), and throw the lever. The pot bounces and smokes for a while before it settles down and dings. You don't remember adding a bell, but it's a good idea anyhow. Very dramatic.
You open the pot to see what you've created. No... this cannot be! What terrible creation have you wrought? What unholy blasphemy have you unleashed upon the world? Why did you feel the need to defy nature's laws?
THIS IS NOT AT ALL WHAT YOU ASKED FOR!
You got: Orindae