Mon Chere
zombies have cleavage
you get drunk and twerk on them all night in the club and they spend the next weeks after said incident trying to lock you into a relationship
burning_eyes Yyyyyup.
This is why you need to be aware of the kind of people you befriend. None of my male friends would pull that.
Then again, I wouldn't twerk on any of them.
to be fair, it was my birthday
and i twerked on all my friends
but there's always one that takes it to heart for some reason