E Q S H I N
After a lot of thought I just told my best friend about my severe social anxiety disorder. This was the first time they've ever heard of this disorder, but they replied by trying to compete which one of us 'has it worse'. One of their examples were " I get nervous when I'm gassy and I wanna fart"... I admit that's hilarious but they weren't joking, and they wanted me to give them the stamp of social anxiety disorder for that.
Some phobias have simple solutions, and a fear of farting is one.
No more do people have endure inserting ungainly devices into their anuses to filter and perfume their farts. Say goodbye to awkward sitting and enduring that awful burnt cinnamon scent that never really covered up the smell, too. No more inserting hoses in your behind and putting the other end out a window as you sleep, too.
It's the 21st century, and farts are all behind us.
Tell your friend about
Shreddies. They'll be able to fart confidently around friends and strangers alike without fear of "reeking" havoc and suffering embarrassment:
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// This is real, I s**t you not.
/// I don't think Shreddies adequately addresses sounds, however.
//// Or unexpectedly, erm...moist...flatulence.