What would they sell: Rip-off items, spoof items, silly items, Nicolae's failed attempts at alchemy for ridiculous amounts of money or one type of alchemy component (because Cresento needs it). I'm thinking like
Other items could be like
- Pocky Puppy (like the classic Rock Puppy, but not)
- Chicken Pox Puppy (cheaper version of Pocky Puppy, but looks something like a chicken with warts all over it and it has the same poses as Rock Puppy)
- Go Reek ( Gogh Reed)
- NickleMAN / CrescentMAN ( Nicolae's failed attempts to monetize his image as well as his buddy's.)
- Sweat Talker (rip-off of Sweet Talker; it'll have the same mouths as Sweet Talker, but with the avi sweating profusely in the grossest manner each pose.)
If you see something priced fairly, well, I think you'll know who priced it. lol
What would it look like: Initially a suspicious looking shack, but as more users buy into their shenanigans, it evolves to something better---but only slightly because idk what Nicolae does with the gold.