[NPC] Easter Bunny
Diedrich and I, or, ugh,
President Diedrich as you call him, despite our many differences, have an unspoken allegiance to each other. I find him vile, annoying, and downright un-Eastery, but the little thing is loosely definable as a bunny which makes us somewhat..
family. Given my technical prowess and Gaia's penchant for getting attacked, we thought it best to prepare the Ultimate Gaian Defense System as a final weapon to be used against any who threaten our home. It was designed years ago. Initially, we'd extended the invitation to a few other notable figures to fuse their power with mine and combine into our giant mechabot, but surprise surprise-- no one showed up! Do you know that I waited ALL Easter for Santa and Jack to get here and they stood me up?! Did you Gaians really think I was ignoring you?! No! I was just (ONCE AGAIN) ruined by a few selfish holidays. "I'm on vacation," says Santa, "No thank you," says Jack. "Gobble." says Turkey! And no word from Odanodan and Cupid at all! How dare they?!
Ah, but all rants aside, I'm proud that the threat to Gaia has been abolished. I've still no idea why they came to this planet in the first place. Can any of you fill me in?
Oh, it stands to reason : they obviously think Diedrich is their long lost Leader, who dissapeared under suspicious circumstances....... Diedrich must really resemble him, and they thought we did something awful to him. What they wanted Mr Easter Bunnny, was REVENGE......
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