Hello Gaians! I'm chipper, cheerful, and on top of the world! Why, do you ask? Well, it's neither my birthday nor Christmas, but April contains my absolute favorite day of the entire year. Can you guess it? Statistically speaking, you have a one in thirty chance to guess right. If you only count business days -- you know I do -- the list will be narrowed down to twenty-two! Ah, arithmetic: My childhood crush. I remember back in the day, when I was but a young tax boy, tallying up the monetary value of my favorite toys. Such whimsy! Ironically, my favorite toy was actually the trusty calculator I employed to make those estimations, but I'd never sell that! Not for anything less than... oh, perhaps twenty or thirty trillion gold. Let's face it, sentimentality is priceless-- in the sense that it's worth nothing at all on its own! Simply a poor investment on paper. Anyways, I suppose you'll be left in awe and intrigue wondering about my favorite day of the year. Ah, what can I offer you... Hm...
What will the next Chance Item be? Nobody is quite sure, but you’ll get the first crack at it with April's Advance Chance On the day of the next CI release, you’ll be able to open your bundle and start reaping the rewards of your CIs hours before they’re released to the general public, so you can start listing items on the Marketplace when hardly anyone has their hands on them yet.
Right! As a bit of a token prize for trying, I've gone ahead and loaded up La Victoire with April's Advance Chance, which I found was cluttering up my rather pristine office space. Enjoy!
"Nice to see you again, taxpayers! How are your investments holding up? I notice that the stock prices for "stray dollar bills tucked between your matresses" and, "finding loose change on the car floor" are truly rising with the recent inflation! Bravo to you, savvy saver. Enough chit chat, though. I didn't come by to discuss the intricacies of your financial success or pitfalls, at least not exactly that. I stopped in to share with you a strange image I found when I ran April's Advance Chance through the government-approved and federally mandated X-ray machine we just installed in the office. It's a sleek piece of tech, but perhaps too powerful. Take a look at the sneak peek we've uncovered:"
"What will the next Chance Item be? Nobody is quite sure, but you’ll get the first crack at it with April's Advance Chance On the day of the next CI release, you’ll be able to open your bundle and start reaping the rewards of your CIs hours before they’re released to the general public, so you can start listing items on the Marketplace when hardly anyone has their hands on them yet.
If you wish to purchase your Advance Chance now, simply make your way over to La Victoire! Best of luck! And do file your taxes soon. I'm quite serious about that. I'd rather not have to take more drastic measures to ensure your payment arrives on time, my dear Gaians."
April 2015 Sealed Advance Chance
999gc/1999gc in the cash shop
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Spoons:
gaia_spoons Guess the theme!
gaia_spoons Will you buy the AC for this month?
gaia_spoons Is that a pokemon dragon, or a regular run-of-the-mill fantasy dragon?
gaia_spoons What are your expectations? The teasers showed I think fewer silhouettes that before. Will there be fewer items?
gaia_spoons I shamelessly stole Minghii's code from last month for this. Am I the worst or the worst?
The sword wielding one reminds me a bit of the lady samurai from disgaea. But I will wait and see since I am unsure of what the theme of the RIG will be.
The sword wielding one reminds me a bit of the lady samurai from disgaea. But I will wait and see since I am unsure of what the theme of the RIG will be.
it's a little early for a CON Tagious 2.0, but it would be neat if it was that again. Another RIG full of reference/cosplay/con items emotion_kirakiraand Fleury Ives precious bara angel
The sword wielding one reminds me a bit of the lady samurai from disgaea. But I will wait and see since I am unsure of what the theme of the RIG will be.
it's a little early for a CON Tagious 2.0, but it would be neat if it was that again. Another RIG full of reference/cosplay/con items emotion_kirakiraand Fleury Ives precious bara angel
That's for June. (though I loved last June's CON Rig) However, I think we're back into the fantasy theme.
The silhouettes are interesting C: if they are all traditional Asian (or "traditional" as in anime-ish versions) I might pass from the RIG uo u it's not an aesthetic I work with...
East Asian themed?
The center two silhouettes remind me of a samurai and a miko...
I kind of hope so. We're kind of due for more variety in traditional East Asian fashion other than fancy kimono #235... how about a pha nung? (ผ้านุ่ง)
Snow Danger
I shamelessly stole Minghii's code from last month for this. Am I the worst or the worst?