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These are just my assumptions. It's a joke. DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. I'm excluding the states that I have no thoughts on.

New Jersey - My home state, born and raised. I think of all 4 seasons, snow, saltwater taffy, the shore, the beaches, highways, bad drivers, meh education, Jersey Shore (worst show ever), Snookie wannabes

Alaska - snow, moose

Arizona - deserts, cacti

California - Hollywood, Los Angeles, celebrities, fame, money, beaches, surfing

Florida - too hot, old people

Hawaii - summer, leis, coconuts, palm trees, volcanoes, beaches

Kansas - the Winchester brothers

Kentucky - KFC

Louisiana - hot, hurricanes, Jared and Shannon Leto (they're from Louisiana)

Maryland - Washington DC

Massachusetts - Boston (love it there), art, history

Nebraska - corn

Nevada - Las Vegas, bars

New Mexico - like Mexico, but more American

New York - NYC, pollution, bad drivers, taxis

Pennsylvania - acres of land, Philadelphia, bugs

Rhode Island - Family Guy

Texas - Jesus freaks, creationism, God in education and politics, Bible thumpers, horses, farms, rodeos, cowboys and cowgirls, guns, racism, homophobia

Utah - Mormons, polygamy

Vermont - COLD

Virginia - hot, buggy, friendliness

As a Floridian, you forgot the rednecks.
And the humidity. We wouldn't even be such a hot state if we didn't have 80% humidity every waking moment.

texas is on point

can confirm many bad drivers in new york

******** all y'all cruising in the left lane on the 90, i'll kill you

my mom went to florida once for like 8 weeks for her work
when she came back she said there were 2 things that sum up florida
old people
and snakes lol