K - Badou [Oops. o no; My bad, human. You'll recover from it. -pat pat- ]
F - Nyu
M - Boxy
v & vv -chokes on air- Ò`////X////`Ó;'!!! W-w-what is this conspiracy?!
vv JNLFsfghaorg NO! -swats hands away- The last thing that Scott woman needs is something as compromising as this. ';ಡ////A////ಡ;'
v& vv MMMGNFFLMNNFLFG -consumes chocolate after failing to spit it out- That won't work you knoOAH! ದ__ದ!! -glances quickly in the direction of the giggling- That wretched fiend. I-I.. but! ... What if I paid you not to? How much did she offer for the tape? >__>;
[EEEEeee! Moar pretty artsuuu ; w;e <3333]
vv But but... but... -sigh- Fine! Fine, guh-fine. -tries to ask to be drugged, but is unable to finish verbalizing the request-
^--- Don't make this difficult, Saffron - I have a villa to buy and a beloved wife to pamper, you do not wish to know how far I will go.
(in the distance, Scott's giggling can be heard)
I have a note here from my roommate, Scott. It says....
"F Saffron, film it and sell me exclusive rights to the video."
Whatever could that mean?
BadouxSacredSandwich looks quite ready for a fight, so if I have to kill them to defend myself I shall. Which means I am to wed Nyumonster? That sounds... quite nice actually. Lazy mornings in bed with the cat between us discussing domestic matters... Oh, that would be nice.
I'm so lonely, Elisabeth please come back
v---- Eternity will now be a joy, with you at my side, my dearest wife (Der Tod will take you gladly my sweet pumpkin puff. LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEE
v--- I like the way you think. It is done, we can start growing basil and baby tomatoes on the kitchen window immediately. /tucks contract into breast pocket protectively
vv---- M-multiple wives? Well I.... HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY WIFE?! EN DARLING WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
^ Until the end of time, my precious ♥ (SHFSFHSKHGKGHSDDSF OH MY GOD, TAKE ME. LOL. Your art is so perf)
^ I accept your terms, signed your little pumpkin puff. We'll elope to a lovely villa once we sell Saffy's sex tape to Scott.
^^ @Saffrons: Do not get in the way of our love! I demand you strip now *paws at clothes*
^^ *shoves chocolate in Saffrons' mouth* It's a natural aphrodisiac ♥
*flicks Saffrons' forehead* Darling, we can do this the easy way or we can entice you. //holdsupdemontrapspellbook
Nothing can get in the way of our looveeeeee~ Especially not your pesky clothes. ART. ART. ART. *clingssss* ♥
K - Badoux ; 3;
F - Saffrons */////*;;
M - F Scott ♥
v NO. DER TOD'S MINE //swats
v^ O///v////O;; Darling, she told me she was the royal guard and that she had to do a "security check" before I could see you ; A;
v *blooosh*
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