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they always say it was s t u p i d.
Don't you know that's the only way to h u r t me?
I guess I'll go a w a y now
If a l l I can do is hurt you.
Don't you know that's the only way to h u r t me?
I guess I'll go a w a y now
If a l l I can do is hurt you.
☁Sammy rolled her eyes but smiled "Yeah, I'm the one that needs to loosen up. Riiiiiight, and we're just going to pretend that you chasing that squirrel didn't happen." she gasped like she had an idea "Hey! Maybe you should loosen up a bit with him! Oh ho, maybe near the front office to get a bit of excitement mixed up in there." she nudged Joker playfully with a few winks and even a kiss to the air. She finally got her camera out and made art, or whatever it's called when you take lots of pictures of a guy thrusting. The guy was actually a natural at this and the lighting didn't look so bad either, gotta love that beautiful sun. "Aphrodite, right. Did Aphrodite tell ya' to f*ck the air too or do you just love thrustin' that much. Ya' know, you're not bad at this, Doc." she said as the camera was quickly loaded with pictures of this guy which was perfect since this guy was funny as hell and would pretty much earn number one on the top list of 'fun people'. Sammy took pictures in all different directions and point of views, but how was she going to get a higher view? She stood there for a moment and studied the area for a bit, she couldn't climb or fly....hmmm.....then she looked at Joker. She gave him the smile of a fox "Hey, Joker. Why don't you help me out." before he was quick to retort she tried to jump up on his back. "D*mn it Joker! Quit movin' so much!" she gave up and just ended up leaning all her weight again Joker with her arms wrapped around his neck"Joooooker, how am I suppose to take good pictures of the "god" of good looks and sexual encounters if I can't even get a good high angle of the guy? Huh?" she hopped off of him to emphasize on the whole 'sexual god' title by saying it in her best seductive voice and even pulling down on the front of her shirt revealing a bit of cleavage and a black and white polka dot bra before hoisting the shirt back up. "Ya' know, how about you take your shirt off and I get a few pictures of that? Huh huuuuh?" she wiggled her eyebrows at Joker, she was quite obviously jesting.
"Sorry to let ya' down, Doc. But I haven't gotten into sticking d*cks into my mouth just yet, try me next year. Maybe next week. I don't know." she said as she looked down at her camera admiring all her pictures that she had taken, why wasn't she paid for this? Wait, should she lose her virginity at sixteen? Did it...did it matter? Ah, but who could she brag it to? Her brothers? Haha, nah, her younger one probably wouldn't understand and her big brother would probably demand who and try to fight whoever it was which would be bad since Sammy might f*ck a god or something. Can you f*ck a god? You know what, why not, yeah you can f*ck a god. Or goddess....or minotaur.
"Ya' know what, Doc. I'll set you a deal. If I'm still a virgin by the end of the year or still alive and vice versa to you then you can f*ck me. All you want, all day, all night." Alright the judgement was felt, whaaaaaaaat? Might as well get her v-ticket punched out by somebody. Sammy started putting her camera up, honestly she was disappointed that she couldn't get more poses out of the shirtless stripper. Was there anything more fun then taking pictures of a shameless person? Yes, people who do have shame. But taking pictures of this guy was still fun and he worked the lighting and everything. Basically this guy was the photogenic god who was a stripper doctor by day (with a side of modeling now) and some crazed sex god at night...okay a crazed sex god in the day too. But he had to get all kinky at night too.
"Man, you should've been here last year if you really wanted to bed someone. There was this one girl, she had like twenty boyfriends and even a few girlfriends on the side. You would've loved her, Doc. Acted a bit like you." she clicked her tongue as she thought for a moment "Ya' got a sister name Vera?" her bottom lip poked out a bit as she waited for the answer. "But if you're really desperate then Joker here might be lookin' for a good time." she turned the spotlight to Joker with the a mischievous smile that could put a troubling imp out of it's own job.
"Sorry to let ya' down, Doc. But I haven't gotten into sticking d*cks into my mouth just yet, try me next year. Maybe next week. I don't know." she said as she looked down at her camera admiring all her pictures that she had taken, why wasn't she paid for this? Wait, should she lose her virginity at sixteen? Did it...did it matter? Ah, but who could she brag it to? Her brothers? Haha, nah, her younger one probably wouldn't understand and her big brother would probably demand who and try to fight whoever it was which would be bad since Sammy might f*ck a god or something. Can you f*ck a god? You know what, why not, yeah you can f*ck a god. Or goddess....or minotaur.
"Ya' know what, Doc. I'll set you a deal. If I'm still a virgin by the end of the year or still alive and vice versa to you then you can f*ck me. All you want, all day, all night." Alright the judgement was felt, whaaaaaaaat? Might as well get her v-ticket punched out by somebody. Sammy started putting her camera up, honestly she was disappointed that she couldn't get more poses out of the shirtless stripper. Was there anything more fun then taking pictures of a shameless person? Yes, people who do have shame. But taking pictures of this guy was still fun and he worked the lighting and everything. Basically this guy was the photogenic god who was a stripper doctor by day (with a side of modeling now) and some crazed sex god at night...okay a crazed sex god in the day too. But he had to get all kinky at night too.
"Man, you should've been here last year if you really wanted to bed someone. There was this one girl, she had like twenty boyfriends and even a few girlfriends on the side. You would've loved her, Doc. Acted a bit like you." she clicked her tongue as she thought for a moment "Ya' got a sister name Vera?" her bottom lip poked out a bit as she waited for the answer. "But if you're really desperate then Joker here might be lookin' for a good time." she turned the spotlight to Joker with the a mischievous smile that could put a troubling imp out of it's own job.
B e c a u s e it's harder.
I was j u s t a kid,
And all I really w a n t e d,
Was my f a t h e r.
I don't think I'm lost:.Outside (where the best of scenes happen)
The dead are so quiet today:.Joker, Doc
Aside from the usual curiosity I'm:.remembering Vera, whatever happened to her again? She got expelled for f*cking a teacher? Was that it?
Heeeeey, I love this outfit!:.BEST OUTFIT EVAH!!!!!!
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Spunky Skunk
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