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Post: 94631613_1 created on Mon, 27 Oct 2014 19:18:06 +0000
Posted: Mon, 27 Oct 2014 19:18:06 +0000

Man Chops Off and Throws Away His Small p***s After Bad Breakup
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A Macedonian man sliced off his own d**k and and threw it away after his girlfriend broke up with him, citing dissatisfying sex. The man believed his small p***s was to blame for the failed relationship, reports every site in the tabloidosphere.

Oliver Ilic, 22, reportedly removed the organ with one slice of a razor blade. Unable to stop the bleeding, he was forced to contact medics, who rushed him to a hospital in Kocani as blood began to soak through his jeans.

They found his d**k and the razor blade in a trashcan at his house.

Although hopes for reattachment initially didn't look good–some sites reported yesterday that the hospital didn't have any doctors qualified to perform the surgery—Ilic was transferred to a different facility in Skopje, where he was surgically reunited with his poor little c**k.

It's too early to tell if he'll regain full function—such as it was—in the organ.

Ilic's isn't the most tragic case of self-mutilation in Macedonia this year. According to European tabloid lore, a 40-year-old man recently cut off his p***s, too, but reattachment was impossible: He had flushed it down the toilet.

And men everywhere hold their crotch's at the thought of this.

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Post: 94631613_3 created on Mon, 27 Oct 2014 19:35:30 +0000
Posted: Mon, 27 Oct 2014 19:35:30 +0000

This is why you...

At least he didn't go shooting up a college campus or something.

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Post: 94631613_5 created on Mon, 27 Oct 2014 20:13:24 +0000
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I don't see this making sex any better for him. Just...wow. Wow. Read a book, go online, invest in toys, dun chop yer d**k off cuz you couldn't please one woman! LEARN MAN! Most lesbians don't even have dicks and they can please a woman sexually. It ain't about the d**k, dude. It's about technique, which is easily fixed. Now yer dickless, and attempts to reattach may not go well. Even if they do, your d**k may never function the same. And it's not just a sexual organ, that's yer pee stick. I just...why? Why go "I cannot please a woman, so I must make my small d**k (dunno even know if it was small or he just thought that's the only measure of good sex so in his mind it had to be small) even smaller by chopping it off"??? Just...what was that line of thinking even like?

This is one of the reasons sex education needs a 'how to do it right and how pleasure works for different people' section. Cuz guys gotta stop thinking their d**k is the only thing that can pleasure a woman, and women gotta learn to speak the ******** up in bed. All these insecurities that don't need to happen and dissatisfaction that could be easily solved, but nope. MEN AND WOMEN MUST NEVER TALK ABOUT SEX, NOPE NEVER. ******** chopped his d**k off. He chopped it off. Cuz he couldn't please his lady in bed. smfh stare I don't think even dolphins and bonobos have this issue, and they're one of the few other species that screws for pleasure.

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Post: 94631613_7 created on Mon, 27 Oct 2014 20:26:12 +0000
Posted: Mon, 27 Oct 2014 20:26:12 +0000

But...but...you can still use Mary Palmer and her five sisters. There is no reason to chop it off. gonk

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Post: 94631613_9 created on Mon, 27 Oct 2014 22:02:11 +0000
Posted: Mon, 27 Oct 2014 22:02:11 +0000

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I don't see this making sex any better for him. Just...wow. Wow. Read a book, go online, invest in toys, dun chop yer d**k off cuz you couldn't please one woman! LEARN MAN! Most lesbians don't even have dicks and they can please a woman sexually. It ain't about the d**k, dude. It's about technique, which is easily fixed. Now yer dickless, and attempts to reattach may not go well. Even if they do, your d**k may never function the same. And it's not just a sexual organ, that's yer pee stick. I just...why? Why go "I cannot please a woman, so I must make my small d**k (dunno even know if it was small or he just thought that's the only measure of good sex so in his mind it had to be small) even smaller by chopping it off"??? Just...what was that line of thinking even like?

This is one of the reasons sex education needs a 'how to do it right and how pleasure works for different people' section. Cuz guys gotta stop thinking their d**k is the only thing that can pleasure a woman, and women gotta learn to speak the ******** up in bed. All these insecurities that don't need to happen and dissatisfaction that could be easily solved, but nope. MEN AND WOMEN MUST NEVER TALK ABOUT SEX, NOPE NEVER. ******** chopped his d**k off. He chopped it off. Cuz he couldn't please his lady in bed. smfh stare I don't think even dolphins and bonobos have this issue, and they're one of the few other species that screws for pleasure.

I'm sure he was thinking, like, super rationally at the time.