Zuntyr
Fay_Kasanna_drow
Zuntyr
Fay_Kasanna_drow
Zuntyr
Fay_Kasanna_drow
i think ima just hide... this scurrs me
crying MAKE THE NIGHTMARE STOP!!!
Maybe it just wants to be friends and you somehow insulted it, resulting in the ear-gnawing? Oh lawd, what if I've already sent a proficient hitman out to kill an innocent pixie of some kind? Oh wait, I don't care. Their dust is probably valuable.
or it just heard me read this outload and now its forming an army to come eat ur ear! AND THEN UR EYES!! AND THEN UR HITMAN! orrr u do kill the pixie... and the dust isnt really dust... but something ewwieee
gonk
Hmm, maybe it's the powdered bones of people who had leprosy. That would certainly be mildly disagreeable to come into contact with!
any bones r gross
stare i need to make amends with this pixie so i can get half my ear back. HOW SHOULD I GO ABOUT DOING THIS?
Well, if I were a flesh-eating fae of some kind, which I probably maybe am or am not, I'd want three four-leaf clovers and thirty-two pats on the head. You have to be singing basically any Disco song while patting the head, and stand on one foot. That should do it.
oh man IM DOOMED NOW DOOMED NOWWWWW. i cant sing to the lil guy. not dico songs. idk any. TEACH MEH?! but since u r POSSIBLY a flesh-eating fae.... u should probably make amends for me
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