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Do you like sitting on people?

Yeah... why not? 0.19285714285714 19.3% [ 54 ]
Lol no... I might crush them... 0.29642857142857 29.6% [ 83 ]
YESSS I WILL CRUSH EVERYONE BY SITTING UPON THEM! 0.16428571428571 16.4% [ 46 ]
i'm in someone's lap right now... 0.067857142857143 6.8% [ 19 ]
...I guess i have to put this here... (poll whore option) 0.27857142857143 27.9% [ 78 ]
Total Votes:[ 280 ]
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Tsuki Amu's Husbando

Wheezing Lunatic

"As long as you permit me to read your book over your shoulder, this arrangement suits me just fine." Carefully shifts moth hair piece out of the way for a better view.

Phantom

"Hey lady you're heavy!" ...//claws at the floating skull

Tipsy Loiterer

Well well. Are you lost little kitty? You shouldn't go around sitting on random strangers' laps. They may not be as harmless as you think they are...

Invisible Spark

Looks like I win this game of musical chairs. - w -
Better luck next time pretty geisha.

Mega Tipper

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ARGH YOU ARE SO MUCH HEAVIER THAN YOU LOOK THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA crying

Learned Protagonist

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please tell me you don't have chemical residue on you. I'm currently out of shirts and if i suffer the same results as you have my girls would be flopping everywhere in the breeze.

Feral Monster

"Y-you'll get blood all over you..."

Deus-ex Potato

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^
The dragon doesn't want to touch her.
Of the many stories he's heard about humans, he remembers word of their kind dressing in skimpy garments as a fetish, but who knows if this is Yuutsuna's intention.
"Please... remove yourself.. from my lap.." he says quietly; there's no way for him to word the request nicely.


^^
Eve squeaks.
His wings thrust forward on instinct and knock kefkadragon off of him; then, he runs away.

Adventuring Dreamer

*Squeaks*
Ack! Please get off of me! I'll give you the chair, sheesh!
gonk

*Squirms out from under the dragon and flops to the floor with a crash*
Omph!

*Sniffles before using her sleeve to wipe her nose as she looks up with a pout*
You know... You coulda just asked.
confused

Magical Explorer

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"Hey, wadya think you are doing?" Asked Jo, though she didn't protest too much to the 12 year old's lap sits. "Maybe this is normal for you?"

Beloved Rabbit

Ehh!!! Get off me You're heavy!! @~@

yum_strawberrypie

Questionable Entrepreneur

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uh..
C-Could you put away that.. knife ?

Feral Monster

"..." The demoness stared at the young boy who had situated himself on her lap in confusion. Did he not see that this seat was taken? She tapped him on the shoulder. "You know, you could've just asked for me to move..."

Floofy Princess

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She gently reaches over and pets the demoness' head before suddenly embracing her, "Quiet down now, this will only be for a second. I need to decide on what kind of hardware tool I shall invest in so as to promote my cult. Do I go with the drill or the power saw..." She mutters while still stroking the girl.

Sexy Goat

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-hic Well now. Isn't this -hic- a surprise? Have a drink.

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