Next time she tells me I am depressed I'm gonna be all like, "My neighbor is a 400 pound prostitute with a dog she's not even supposed to have that barks all day and night. Her roaches are coming through the walls into my apartment. The landlord won't evict her because she pays rent 6 months in advance and at this point he's probably one of her customers. The walls in my apartment have no insulation and I can hear everything through them. My windows aren't sealed properly so I have an ant/spider/insect problem. My other neighbor is a drug dealer with 6 kids who never clean up after themselves, always leaving their toys strewn all over the front lawn for me to trip over. Most mornings I cant even get my front door open because there are 3 bicycles in front of it. The neighbor across the street is a cat hoarder with 12 cats in her house and another dozen on the front porch. There have already been two litters of kittens this year so far. Her trash always sits in her trash can smelling of maggots so bad I can't even sit outside, and I found flesh eating slugs on the sidewalk in front of her house. On top of all that, these people are always asking me for money I don't have, for no reason, then threatening me when I don't give them money. The police won't do anything. The sheriff told them I filed a report on them, and then did nothing about it, causing them to threaten me even more. If you were in this situation, I think you'd be a bit peeved too!"
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