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"It’s a toy that brings hours of enjoyment to millions of children all over the world.

But according to one priest, Lego is the work of the devil.

Parents in Poland have received a stark warning about the dangers of letting their children play with the plastic bricks.

Father Slawomir Kostrzewa has revealed Lego is, in fact, a tool of Satan that can lead children to the dark side and destroy their souls.

Yes, it came as a shock to us too. Who knew the building blocks could be so menacing?

Although we’re somewhat relieved to note that Fr Kostrzewa’s warnings currently only extend to Lego’s series of Monster Fighters and Zombie mini-figures.

He went on to claim the Danish toy company’s figures ‘were about darkness and the world of death’ from which children needed protecting, the Telegraph reports.

In a presentation, Fr Kostrzewa added: ‘Friendly fellows have been replaced by dark monsters. These toys can have a negative effect on children. They can destroy their souls and lead them to the dark side.’

He also referenced some research undertaken by a New Zealand university which found that Lego figures’ facial expressions had become angrier over the years (sounds like money well-spent) which made them look more evil.

Lego is not the only toy to be criticised by the priest - he has also previously hit out at Hello Kitty and My Little Pony.

Given his preoccupation with the ‘dark side’ one wonders what Fr Kostrzewa makes of Lego’s Star Wars range?"

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Angelic Husband

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I just don't understand people like this; they think everything that vaguely has to do with something fantasy or magical is Satanic. Harry Potter? Satanic. Twilight? Satanic. Pokemon? Satanic. Next thing you know, freaking Cinderella will be Satanic because it features a fairy.

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I just don't understand people like this; they think everything that vaguely has to do with something fantasy or magical is Satanic. Harry Potter? Satanic. Twilight? Satanic. Pokemon? Satanic. Next thing you know, freaking Cinderella will be Satanic because it features a fairy.
They were already saying that Frozen is trying to turn girls into lesbians.

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Young King under Heaven
I just don't understand people like this; they think everything that vaguely has to do with something fantasy or magical is Satanic. Harry Potter? Satanic. Twilight? Satanic. Pokemon? Satanic. Next thing you know, freaking Cinderella will be Satanic because it features a fairy.
They were already saying that Frozen is trying to turn girls into lesbians.

Yeah, I heard that too. It just gets hard to watch

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Young King under Heaven
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I just don't understand people like this; they think everything that vaguely has to do with something fantasy or magical is Satanic. Harry Potter? Satanic. Twilight? Satanic. Pokemon? Satanic. Next thing you know, freaking Cinderella will be Satanic because it features a fairy.
They were already saying that Frozen is trying to turn girls into lesbians.

Yeah, I heard that too. It just gets hard to watch
When one is looking for demons without testing spirits one will find them everywhere they are not and ignore the one's hiding in one's heart. I'm sure you already know this so I'm probably preaching to the choir.

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Young King under Heaven
I just don't understand people like this; they think everything that vaguely has to do with something fantasy or magical is Satanic. Harry Potter? Satanic. Twilight? Satanic. Pokemon? Satanic. Next thing you know, freaking Cinderella will be Satanic because it features a fairy.
they obviously dont get out muhc besides everyone listening to their hysteria on a regular basis, which brings out the shittyness of the priest, everything he wants to even consider, he will think is preach-worthy now.

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twisted *smiles and laughs evilly* twisted

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rmcdra
Young King under Heaven
I just don't understand people like this; they think everything that vaguely has to do with something fantasy or magical is Satanic. Harry Potter? Satanic. Twilight? Satanic. Pokemon? Satanic. Next thing you know, freaking Cinderella will be Satanic because it features a fairy.
They were already saying that Frozen is trying to turn girls into lesbians.


Sisters - now lesbians.

Did this guy come to the same conclusion about Thor and Loki? Because the fangirls sure have cool

But seriously, he's probably just butthurt that both the main characters are female; I seriously doubt he would be pitching a fit if they were male. Because, of course, girls need boys to put them in context; otherwise they start getting ideas, like there is an existence outside of their relationships with men xp

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Sisters - now lesbians.

Did this guy come to the same conclusion about Thor and Loki? Because the fangirls sure have cool
I wouldn't doubt it.

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But seriously, he's probably just butthurt that both the main characters are female; I seriously doubt he would be pitching a fit if they were male. Because, of course, girls need boys to put them in context; otherwise they start getting ideas, like there is an existence outside of their relationships with men xp
Probably that's what they are bitching about. The guy who is complaining doesn't give any examples to back his accusations other than it's made by Disney and Satan bought Disney back in 1984.

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rmcdra
Young King under Heaven
I just don't understand people like this; they think everything that vaguely has to do with something fantasy or magical is Satanic. Harry Potter? Satanic. Twilight? Satanic. Pokemon? Satanic. Next thing you know, freaking Cinderella will be Satanic because it features a fairy.
They were already saying that Frozen is trying to turn girls into lesbians.


I'm really hoping it does. We seriously need more players for our softball team.

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Young King under Heaven
I just don't understand people like this; they think everything that vaguely has to do with something fantasy or magical is Satanic. Harry Potter? Satanic. Twilight? Satanic. Pokemon? Satanic. Next thing you know, freaking Cinderella will be Satanic because it features a fairy.
They were already saying that Frozen is trying to turn girls into lesbians.


I'm really hoping it does. We seriously need more players for our softball team.
In the spirit of M&R, I'm going to ask for proof that lesbians are more inclined to play softball XD

Super Cyclops

Okay, I didn't hear that one, and I live smack in the middle of Poland. Not to mention the "lybral polish-language media" would jump on such a story immediately. You sure this isn't an april fools thing? But then again all I get from Polish media recently is Ukraine and Putin so...

Then again knowing the priest in question I'd expect something like that (there was a huge turmoil over his Hello Kitty and My Little Pony comments).

This may be an old story but did ya hear this tiny joke:
- What's the formal greeting among Satanists?
- Hello, Kitty.
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I just noticed, the article is dated April 1st. Also something like this would actually make worldwide headlines. So yeah, "April Fools"?

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Just wait until he encounters Minecraft.

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Oh Christianity, you so cray-cray. 4laugh

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