A little boy is walking with his mom. He sees 2 squirrels having sex. He says "what are they doing!?". His mom embarassed, says "why... They're baking cakes"
So the child sees two dogs doing the same thing.
Boy: what are they doing!?
Mom: uhh baking cakes
So the boy asks once more. Were you and daddy baking cakes in the living room!?
Mom even more embarrassed says "yes... We were baking cakes"
The boy said: oh good, cause I licked the frosting off the couch!
emotion_awesome lol