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-Happy Holidays from the shameless albino snow bunny~ <3

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How do you expect me to do that when I get lost in my own neighborhood.
This isn't going to be easy. I am up to it though. I believe in me. I will most likely
not even get out of my bed, but I will pretend to try.

I get the gun part, but does inspection entail? Are you just going to look under my
fingernails and judge my personality based on the type of shoes I happen to be
wearing??


It's okay. I forget where I am in my own house many times. I understand completely. There is always hope!

Inspection entails undergoing scrutiny and much sniffing by vicious dogs. One weighs about as much as three big bags of cereal. The other weighs as much as ten human hearts. If you pass, you may live to ingest many delicious treats. If not, then I will bury you out back with the others.

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This is reassuring! For a second there I thought I was mentally impaired.
I'm glad to hear that others share this same folly.

I completely lost it at three bags of cereal and continued to asphyxiate myself through
the rest of that. Not from laughter though! Oh no! From fear! That is some harsh stuff.
Is that even an accurate form of measurement. Where are you from exactly, give me a
hint.

I will make sure to bathe before I arrive. I'll give that soap thingamabob a try. Eat many
bowls of cereal for preparation. I will smell pleasant to your dogs' nostrils. You will make
me lots of treats. I will probably be buried out back.


I confess that I googled the "ten human hearts" -- for how much it weighed, not for selecting the form of measurement. I think it should be adopted by most countries as a type of regular measurement.

The only hint you will get is that most of the snow is melted! And please do bathe. My sense of smell is about as effective as leaping in front of a moving train, but the others... the others smell very well.

I'll see to it that you get a beautiful tombstone.

(I'm not a murderous lunatic. I'm just warped.)

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That is absolutely reasonable! They should bring back the hands and feet measurements
as well. Completely remake our system to reflect human body parts. The human race would
acquire 12 more badass points, at least. Make it universal.

I will mark my neighborhood and the Sahara desert as least likely to be near your current place
of residence then. Thank you. I will consume some Lucky Charms and throw a dart at a world
map, blindfolded. That is where I will begin my search.

I assure you that I will bathe. Then I will take another bath just to be sure. I do not want to be a
bad guest.

You're just going to put me in an over-sized tissue box, aren't you? Put a little stake in the
ground to indicate where you placed it and move on. You seem like that type of fellow.

(No, I'm actually really enjoying this.)


Oh, you're on to me. I better get ready to move again. Can't let you get too close.

I can't spare any tissue boxes on you. I will, however, consider putting you in a used box of bran cereal. It's arguably more spacious in there, and it even comes with a little bag so you can stay as preserved as the dea-- dear possibly can. If that doesn't please you, we could also work something out with the ramen boxes and some foil.

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It really sucks doing this on a tiny cell phone screen. *sigh*


Time to get you a bigger cell phone!

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How do you expect me to do that when I get lost in my own neighborhood.
This isn't going to be easy. I am up to it though. I believe in me. I will most likely
not even get out of my bed, but I will pretend to try.

I get the gun part, but does inspection entail? Are you just going to look under my
fingernails and judge my personality based on the type of shoes I happen to be
wearing??


It's okay. I forget where I am in my own house many times. I understand completely. There is always hope!

Inspection entails undergoing scrutiny and much sniffing by vicious dogs. One weighs about as much as three big bags of cereal. The other weighs as much as ten human hearts. If you pass, you may live to ingest many delicious treats. If not, then I will bury you out back with the others.

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This is reassuring! For a second there I thought I was mentally impaired.
I'm glad to hear that others share this same folly.

I completely lost it at three bags of cereal and continued to asphyxiate myself through
the rest of that. Not from laughter though! Oh no! From fear! That is some harsh stuff.
Is that even an accurate form of measurement. Where are you from exactly, give me a
hint.

I will make sure to bathe before I arrive. I'll give that soap thingamabob a try. Eat many
bowls of cereal for preparation. I will smell pleasant to your dogs' nostrils. You will make
me lots of treats. I will probably be buried out back.


I confess that I googled the "ten human hearts" -- for how much it weighed, not for selecting the form of measurement. I think it should be adopted by most countries as a type of regular measurement.

The only hint you will get is that most of the snow is melted! And please do bathe. My sense of smell is about as effective as leaping in front of a moving train, but the others... the others smell very well.

I'll see to it that you get a beautiful tombstone.

(I'm not a murderous lunatic. I'm just warped.)

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That is absolutely reasonable! They should bring back the hands and feet measurements
as well. Completely remake our system to reflect human body parts. The human race would
acquire 12 more badass points, at least. Make it universal.

I will mark my neighborhood and the Sahara desert as least likely to be near your current place
of residence then. Thank you. I will consume some Lucky Charms and throw a dart at a world
map, blindfolded. That is where I will begin my search.

I assure you that I will bathe. Then I will take another bath just to be sure. I do not want to be a
bad guest.

You're just going to put me in an over-sized tissue box, aren't you? Put a little stake in the
ground to indicate where you placed it and move on. You seem like that type of fellow.

(No, I'm actually really enjoying this.)


Oh, you're on to me. I better get ready to move again. Can't let you get too close.

I can't spare any tissue boxes on you. I will, however, consider putting you in a used box of bran cereal. It's arguably more spacious in there, and it even comes with a little bag so you can stay as preserved as the dea-- dear possibly can. If that doesn't please you, we could also work something out with the ramen boxes and some foil.

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I shouldn't have said anything! Dang, now it's going to be near impossible to locate you.

WHY BRAN, WHY IS IT ALWAYS BRAN. I guess I'll just bring some frickin' fruit with me
then. Although, I am appreciative of the space, I will not argue. I don't want to be rude when
you're being so quaint with your boxes. I even get a cozy little bag. It'll have to do, I am neither
a fan of ramen nor foil.

You really are gracious, you know. Willing to go out of your way to keep me as preserved as
the... dear.

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This is reassuring! For a second there I thought I was mentally impaired.
I'm glad to hear that others share this same folly.

I completely lost it at three bags of cereal and continued to asphyxiate myself through
the rest of that. Not from laughter though! Oh no! From fear! That is some harsh stuff.
Is that even an accurate form of measurement. Where are you from exactly, give me a
hint.

I will make sure to bathe before I arrive. I'll give that soap thingamabob a try. Eat many
bowls of cereal for preparation. I will smell pleasant to your dogs' nostrils. You will make
me lots of treats. I will probably be buried out back.


I confess that I googled the "ten human hearts" -- for how much it weighed, not for selecting the form of measurement. I think it should be adopted by most countries as a type of regular measurement.

The only hint you will get is that most of the snow is melted! And please do bathe. My sense of smell is about as effective as leaping in front of a moving train, but the others... the others smell very well.

I'll see to it that you get a beautiful tombstone.

(I'm not a murderous lunatic. I'm just warped.)

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That is absolutely reasonable! They should bring back the hands and feet measurements
as well. Completely remake our system to reflect human body parts. The human race would
acquire 12 more badass points, at least. Make it universal.

I will mark my neighborhood and the Sahara desert as least likely to be near your current place
of residence then. Thank you. I will consume some Lucky Charms and throw a dart at a world
map, blindfolded. That is where I will begin my search.

I assure you that I will bathe. Then I will take another bath just to be sure. I do not want to be a
bad guest.

You're just going to put me in an over-sized tissue box, aren't you? Put a little stake in the
ground to indicate where you placed it and move on. You seem like that type of fellow.

(No, I'm actually really enjoying this.)


Oh, you're on to me. I better get ready to move again. Can't let you get too close.

I can't spare any tissue boxes on you. I will, however, consider putting you in a used box of bran cereal. It's arguably more spacious in there, and it even comes with a little bag so you can stay as preserved as the dea-- dear possibly can. If that doesn't please you, we could also work something out with the ramen boxes and some foil.

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I shouldn't have said anything! Dang, now it's going to be near impossible to locate you.

WHY BRAN, WHY IS IT ALWAYS BRAN. I guess I'll just bring some frickin' fruit with me
then. Although, I am appreciative of the space, I will not argue. I don't want to be rude when
you're being so quaint with your boxes. I even get a cozy little bag. It'll have to do, I am neither
a fan of ramen nor foil.

You really are gracious, you know. Willing to go out of your way to keep me as preserved as
the... dear.


Always one step ahead of you. AAAAHAAhaaha. Ha.

It's just that I have an extra box of bran laying around and I thought it most convenient to make use of it; but if you'd rather not, I'll use the cheerio box. Or the wheaties box. Or I'll even portion you some space in several cans of sugary fruits! How about that!

Anything for a dear. Better dear than dead, right? Eheheh.

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...I walked in on some interesting conversations...again.

Oh well. *gets to throwing snowballs*

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...I walked in on some interesting conversations...again.

Oh well. *gets to throwing snowballs*


Good luck to you. smile

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...I walked in on some interesting conversations...again.

Oh well. *gets to throwing snowballs*


Good luck to you. smile


And to you,my bright and shiny friend...and DUCK! *ducks*
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...I walked in on some interesting conversations...again.

Oh well. *gets to throwing snowballs*


Good luck to you. smile


And to you,my bright and shiny friend...and DUCK! *ducks*


AY CARAMBA I'VE BEEN HAD--

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